...a damn good appearance too. I was still laughing about it today. I walked by a guy passing out flyers and I thought about Hedberg, "What he's really doing is saying, 'Here, YOU throw this away!'"
Another of my faves of his is, "I don't have a girlfriend, just a girl I know that'd be really upset if she heard me say that."
I'm gonna hope this shit ain't true for as long as possible.