Because you actually say dumber shit on these boards, believe it or not, than I read in most reviews.

For example,

I heard some irrational criticisms of 'Get on the Bus', but your declaration that the imagery in the opening credits was reason enough for you to dislike the entire movie was one of the 3 or 4 stupidest film commentaries I've ever heard. Definately. I'll never forget it.

And this guy I'm talking to now dosen't even know what a rhetorical question is.

Its fabulous.

I'm actually glad you are around, because maybe you'll cough up something worse for me to pounce on and entertain me with.

So what else do you have to say about film today?

*Grabs pen and paper*

>...or because his letters to the editor never get published
>or return. Nothing happens when he screams at their
>mountain, so he screams at our anthill.
>
>Mech

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