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92. "^^^The' Weekend at Bernie's' Poster of the Year!!!!"
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LOL

You in here carrying a dead carcass of an argument with
you everywhere hoping that it'll solve itself in
the end. Problem is, it won't.

Your argument is based on a logical fallacy, based
on phantom mathematics, that somehow tries to argue
that the popularity of a film amongst critics is
actual evidence that it is good. That doesn't make a
grain of sense, at all.

But again, let's carry things thing out as long as
we need to.

>It's not right and valid BECAUSE a lot of people share the
>viewpoint. You're confusing reasons with evidence.

?????

You're off to an awful start, chief.


>But if a lot of people share the viewpoint, that makes it a
>lot fucking more likely to be right and valid, especially if
>you've got BOTH critics (who are the closest thing we have to
>"art experts" for movies) and moviegoers who share the
>opinion.

LMAO!!!

Based on what?


On what basis does the mere popularity of a viewpoint
have anything to do with the likelihood of it being
true?

Give me ONE REASON why that is true.



>{And we're talking about ART, and not politics, science,
>disease, women’s rights, or whatever other absurd and poorly
>thought-out analogies you throw out.}

LOL. Plea copping

Validity is validity

Your non-sensical bullshit argument sucks just
as much in art as it does in politics

>Pulp Fiction is a good movie. It's not good BECAUSE people
>like it; people like it BECAUSE it's good.

Or, people like it because they don't think for
themselves, or because bad, lousy things are popular.

Popular has absolutely, nothing to do with
essential goodness, at all.

I mean, wow.


>Nope. You keep getting it backwards. It's understandable, but
>I shouldn't have to keep explaining it over and over. It
>became popular because it was genuinely really good. I know
>I'll never convince you, but this shit is just comical to me.

Because you're not making a grain of motherfucking sense.
The fact that a lot of people like it has nothing
to do with the validity, rightness, or goodness. It only
speaks to its popularity. Popularity is a characteristic
that stands on its own.

Some good things are popular.

Other good things are not.

Critics like some good things.

They dislike others.



>1) Movies that are popular among moviegoers but that get shit
>upon by critics usually fit your "popular but not necessarily
>good" category. They may appeal to lots of people, but maybe
>aren't very "artful."

Critics aren't a legion of Jedi Knights. They're moviegoers
just like everyone else, so I don't really make the distinction.

I was once asked to be a movie critic for a fairly prominent
university newspaper.

That doesn't automatically make my opinion any more valid.


>2) Then there's the pretentious, arty joints that are loved by
>critics but shit upon by real people. Those MIGHT be good
>movies, to some people. But it's not a consensus.

This doesn't make any sense, at all.


>3) Then there's the movies that aren't loved by critics OR
>average viewers. These are "BAD" movies. Maybe some day
>they'll be appreciated as good movies, a la Van Gogh, but it's
>unlikely.

>{For every Van Gogh, there's a million shitty artists whose
>works were regarded as crap and really were crap. He is an
>exception, not the rule.}

And for every Coen Brothers, there are dozens of filmmakers
who make film that had no business being made.

For example,

The latest Indiana Jones?

Huge waste of time, space, energy, and money.

Spielberg would have been better off taking a long
vacation while some young, more relevant, talented
filmmaker got the chance.

Odd thing is that Rotten Tomatoes still have it
pretty good reviews, even though it was complete
shit.

The regular public liked it too, which is why
it made so much money.



>4) Finally, there's the movies that are loved by BOTH critics
>and moviegoers. Like Pulp Fiction. These are "GOOD" movies.
>Classics, even. Obviously, even these won't be unanimously
>enjoyed, but that's the nature of art.

You don't define a "classic" by whether it was loved by
both critics and moviegoers. You define a classic as being
great, for concrete reasons that you can describe.

I know that critics didn't like 'American Gangster'
nearly as much as I did. I think that the movie is
easily quality enough to be a "classic."

It classic, of course, because of details that I can
articulate.

Not because of its popularity in circle X or Y.

And that is why you are proving my point: You are using
Pulp Fictions POPULARITY as EVIDENCE that it is good.
That has nothing to do with it why a film is good,
and that evidence cannot be used transitively


>In short, most people would agree that movies that receive
>both critical and general acclaim are really good movies.

These are phantom statistics: What does "general
acclaim" mean? What percentage? Whom are you polling?
Who is the general public? Do we mean internationally?
Or only the US? What demographic in the US?


>It actually means something when a movie is BOTH critically
>and commercially successful.

Yes - it means its both critically and commercially
successful.

It doesn't mean it was good.

I'll keep repeating it because you keep making the
same bad point over and over again


>I said you "can't manufacture the level of critical and fan
>acclaim that Pulp Fiction has attained. If you could, every
>studio would be doing it."

Films actually don't give a shit about critical acclaim.
They care about box office draw. The only care about the
former insofar as it informs the latter.



>And I get it - in your world, the more people that share an
>opinion, the more likely it is to be wrong. Popular but wrong.
>Brilliant! You are a rebel who goes against the grain. Kudos,
>congrats.

Uh. No.

Lots of people love Star Wars. I love Star Wars.

The difference between me and you is this:
When someone asks: "Orbit, why is Star Wars so good?"

I'll point out scenes, and sequences, and specific
dialogue, and action, and the storyline.

I won't say "its good because critics and the general
public like it."

Just because the latter might be true doesn't mean
that its a reason why its good, because again,
the popularity phenomenon is not a proper assay for
goodness.


>But in reality, when talking about art (which movies are), the
>ONLY possible way to measure and judge them is based on people
>OPINIONS, because art is subjective.

LOL

But here's the thing:

There's no rule in art where phantom statistics define
what is good versus what is not.



>So when a shitload of people share the same opinion about a
>work of art, that means something.

Right, that means that a shitload of people share
an opinion.

>YOUR opinion, which is the ONLY fucking thing you have with
>which to argue, is worth dogshit to me (okay, less than
>dogshit, but let's not be mean).

No, let's be mean.

>Meanwhile, the cumulative opinions of both critics and
>moviegoers alike is worth something to me.

Why?

What if they are all idiots?




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Dr. Bomblove: Or How He's Bombed Over and Over and I Love It
Aug 22nd 2008
1
I prefer his reality TV show, "Viva La Bomb"
Aug 22nd 2008
2
LOL
Aug 23rd 2008
10
^desperately and childishly wishes Tarentino made a bomb
Aug 25th 2008
24
      RE: ^desperately and childishly wishes Tarentino made a bomb
Aug 26th 2008
26
      RE: ^desperately and childishly wishes Tarentino made a bomb
Aug 26th 2008
27
           ...you DO know that's ONLY the production budget... right?
Aug 27th 2008
55
                apparently not.
Aug 27th 2008
60
      cmon.
Aug 26th 2008
29
           Bombs don't make profits, it's that simple
Aug 26th 2008
32
                studio execs dont say theyre "incredibly dissapointed" if its not a bomb
Aug 26th 2008
34
                     Bomb's don't make profits....it's that simple
Aug 26th 2008
41
                          cute. but has Grindhouse actually made a profit?
Aug 27th 2008
48
                               Why is whether it made a profit so fucking important anyway?
Aug 27th 2008
50
                               it's not to me. dude is trying to deny that it bombed though
Aug 27th 2008
59
                                    Seriously. I mean, I'm not in here saying Mystery Men didn't bomb...
Aug 27th 2008
65
                                    True. But obviously the underlying motivation in calling it a bomb...
Aug 28th 2008
67
                                         that's a whole other argument
Aug 28th 2008
83
                                         most bad movies bomb...don't act like the contrary is the rule
Aug 28th 2008
87
                               This is what is funny about that quote:
Aug 27th 2008
63
                                    Seeing as how studios disguise bombs by twisting numbers...
Aug 27th 2008
64
                                    k but that's not a refutation, that's conjecture
Aug 28th 2008
66
                                         it didn't make any money
Aug 28th 2008
70
                                         Saying it over and over doesn't make it true
Aug 28th 2008
76
                                         Seeing how the EXECUTIVE PRODUCER called it a disappointment...
Aug 28th 2008
79
                                    This is what is funny about your fuzzy math:
Aug 28th 2008
77
                                         he are upset
Aug 28th 2008
78
                                         ^^^ ether
Aug 28th 2008
94
True Romance
Aug 22nd 2008
3
Pul Fiction, followed closely by Jackie Brown
Aug 22nd 2008
4
ditto!
Aug 24th 2008
12
RE: Pul Fiction, followed closely by Jackie Brown
Aug 30th 2008
100
Pulp Fiction
Aug 22nd 2008
5
haven't had one yet.
Aug 22nd 2008
6
In order
Aug 22nd 2008
7
Pulp Fiction
Aug 22nd 2008
8
Hero and Sin City.
Aug 22nd 2008
9
QT
Aug 23rd 2008
11
Pulp Fiction is the most influential movie since it came out...
Aug 24th 2008
13
if ANYONE says 'death proof'
Aug 25th 2008
14
I LOVED IT
Aug 25th 2008
15
death proof was a cool movie
Aug 25th 2008
17
what exactly did you love about it?
Aug 25th 2008
18
      What? Huh?
Aug 25th 2008
19
      what exactly
Aug 25th 2008
21
      hell yeah Death proof is the shit
Aug 25th 2008
25
           unfortunately
Aug 26th 2008
31
                CoSign
Aug 26th 2008
38
      matter of fact i didn't know
Aug 26th 2008
28
Death Proof. Bidge.
Aug 25th 2008
20
clown
Aug 25th 2008
22
Death Proof was dope..
Aug 25th 2008
23
RE: Death Proof was dope..
Aug 26th 2008
42
      we get it, you didn't like it
Aug 27th 2008
45
           your reaction
Aug 27th 2008
47
           do you know what evidence means?
Aug 27th 2008
52
                do you know what evidence means?
Aug 27th 2008
53
                     obviously you don't
Aug 27th 2008
54
                          you have no evidence
Aug 27th 2008
56
                               as full of shit as ever
Aug 27th 2008
57
                                    RE: as full of shit as ever
Aug 27th 2008
58
           dude said Tarantino "evated the genre by making a artful movie"
Aug 27th 2008
49
                that was a bit over the top, BUT...
Aug 27th 2008
51
                     "a bit"?
Aug 27th 2008
61
                          still, it's his opinion
Aug 28th 2008
68
                               Jesus H. Christ.
Aug 28th 2008
74
                               I don't know why I bother
Aug 28th 2008
81
                                    You are, hands down, the most illogical motherfucker ever
Aug 28th 2008
82
                                         I said I was done, but I can't resist
Aug 28th 2008
88
                                             
                               it could be my opinion Highlander 2 elevated the sci-fi action genre
Aug 28th 2008
86
                                    hmm
Aug 28th 2008
90
                                         dude, I'm talking about Grindhouse, not Pulp Fiction
Aug 28th 2008
93
                                              sorry, yeah I was thinking Pulp Fiction all along
Aug 28th 2008
96
                                                   RE: sorry, yeah I was thinking Pulp Fiction all along
Aug 29th 2008
99
Death Proof was great...I bought the DVD and I watch it
Aug 26th 2008
43
hrm
Aug 25th 2008
16
wow basa, I'm starting to see your point
Aug 26th 2008
30
niggas won't grow up...still lettin him coast off early 90s work
Aug 26th 2008
35
      Q or M? Or both perhaps?
Aug 26th 2008
36
      I'll one up you, Basa
Aug 26th 2008
39
           dude...
Aug 27th 2008
44
                ^^^Exhibit A
Aug 28th 2008
72
what the hell, I'll play
Aug 26th 2008
33
4 Rooms answer
Aug 26th 2008
37
Pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, jackie, death proof, kill bill
Aug 26th 2008
40
Was 'Pulp Fiction' about the scales of justice?
Aug 28th 2008
73
      how evil and crime function in modern society
Aug 28th 2008
89
his 1st was his best...Kill Bill's were cool...Jackie Brown was avg
Aug 27th 2008
46
Sleep with Me
Aug 27th 2008
62
Aug 28th 2008
69
Interesting.
Aug 28th 2008
71
Put Jackie at #1 and Death Proof last, and that's my list exactly.
Aug 28th 2008
80
      what is so great about Jackie Brown?
Aug 28th 2008
84
           I largely like the dialog which accurately reflected the source material
Aug 28th 2008
91
                ok that makes sense
Aug 28th 2008
95
                     I've never read any Leonard. It's my favorite because...
Aug 28th 2008
97
                          yeah that makes sense too
Aug 29th 2008
98
let me go in the opposite direction
Aug 28th 2008
75
The Kill Bills
Aug 28th 2008
85

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