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"The official Norbit post."
Mon Feb-12-07 02:42 AM by Frank Longo

  

          

Norbit reviews are up. And it's not pretty.

Not that it's going to matter.

Currently at 22 on Metacritic:
http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/norbit

And 14% on Rotten Tomatoes:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norbit/

  

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The official Norbit post. [View all] , bignick, Fri Feb-09-07 12:02 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
"It's a thoughtless, cancerous, viral, irresponsible pollution
Feb 09th 2007
1
I firmly believe critics get erections in bad movies.
Feb 09th 2007
2
if that's the case, there wasn't a dry seat in the house
Feb 09th 2007
4
you're right. they do.
Feb 09th 2007
21
LMAO @ "My word".
Feb 09th 2007
5
RE: "It's a thoughtless, cancerous, viral, irresponsible pollution
Feb 19th 2007
98
Wow...
Feb 09th 2007
3
were these friends of African decent?
Feb 09th 2007
6
      Nope
Feb 09th 2007
11
           I saw it. I'm black. And it's pretty wack.
Feb 09th 2007
22
                Exactly what the fuck I'm talking about
Feb 09th 2007
29
                     Umm exactly what the fuck are you talking about?
Feb 09th 2007
30
I foresee a post featuring accusations of anger after this hits #1
Feb 09th 2007
7
I'll prolly still see it, just because there are black folk and Eddie.
Feb 09th 2007
9
me too
Feb 09th 2007
10
*reading a review* Oh no, not the "mortgage on the farm" plot!
Feb 09th 2007
8
Mind explaining what this is?
Feb 09th 2007
17
      The "mortgage on the farm" plot device is an old, old fallback
Feb 09th 2007
18
           Ugh.. I gotcha..
Feb 10th 2007
34
I think this is just hate
Feb 09th 2007
12
Nothing was worse than the Boston Globe reviewer on Nutty Professor
Feb 09th 2007
14
I know right?
Feb 09th 2007
15
      I remember Nutty Professor getting a lot of bad reviews too
Feb 09th 2007
16
Is this the same guy who praised "Dreamgirls" until
Feb 09th 2007
19
Hate? Everyone loves Eddie Murphy.
Feb 09th 2007
20
I'll be there to see it. It can't be worse than King Kong...
Feb 09th 2007
13
did anyone actually believe it was going to be good?
Feb 09th 2007
23
right?
Feb 09th 2007
24
In today's PTP, it's not about good or bad...
Feb 09th 2007
25
      Nutty professor II
Feb 09th 2007
26
      That low??? You gotta be kidding.
Feb 09th 2007
27
           Actually, he's not that far off.
Feb 09th 2007
28
      how the hell did Epic Movie get 3%?
Feb 12th 2007
75
I just got back from seeing it. It was funny as hell.
Feb 09th 2007
31
Just got back from seeing it as well
Feb 10th 2007
36
cot dayyyyum.
Feb 09th 2007
32
I propose that white reviewers should no longer review black films
Feb 10th 2007
33
YOU are a racist
Feb 10th 2007
40
*turns and looks into camera*
Feb 11th 2007
51
      You need to open out a nude speedway....
Feb 11th 2007
54
           Um, yeah. : \
Feb 11th 2007
58
           Ha, stay out the kitchen fool
Feb 11th 2007
64
           Ether?
Feb 21st 2007
104
What about the black folks who are calling it garbage?
Feb 14th 2007
89
      Good and bad reviews among OKPs seem to be about even.
Feb 14th 2007
90
what a.......weird thing to write
Feb 10th 2007
35
      nahmean? like...did he just advocate hijacking a plane?
Feb 10th 2007
39
Gonna watch it, still.
Feb 10th 2007
37
Anger on the Horizon: Norbit brings in 10 million on Friday
Feb 10th 2007
38
but of course you realize, this doesn't prove the movie is good...
Feb 10th 2007
41
      RE: but of course you realize, this doesn't prove the movie is good...
Feb 11th 2007
42
      :)~ (?)
Feb 11th 2007
44
      RE: :)~ (?)
Feb 11th 2007
45
      LOL.
Feb 11th 2007
49
      i went on the strength of eddie...and walked out bout 40 minutes into it...
Feb 11th 2007
47
      get your foamy nose and firetruck red wig ready, man.
Feb 11th 2007
52
Black people will see any comedy
Feb 11th 2007
43
Not me nm
Feb 11th 2007
46
I don't think anybody saw "Little Man".
Feb 11th 2007
48
"Little Man" made $58 million, making a decent showing
Feb 11th 2007
55
      I stand corrected.
Feb 11th 2007
56
      Plus another $42 million overseas & $35 million in rentals.
Feb 11th 2007
59
           Holy Moley.
Feb 11th 2007
60
           And I guess black people saw it in Amsterdamn. Lol.
Feb 12th 2007
72
                Riiiight.
Feb 12th 2007
73
                     Oh this is absolutely true
Feb 15th 2007
91
                          Riiiight.
Feb 15th 2007
92
                               white people love scary movie
Feb 21st 2007
102
^blanket generalization
Feb 11th 2007
53
Sheeit....Norbit was funny as hell.
Feb 11th 2007
50
I hope you're joking
Feb 11th 2007
57
      *ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEAD*
Feb 13th 2007
81
      No, I'm not joking, I'm saying I laughed at the movie.
Feb 16th 2007
93
           No, this place isn't getting serious.
Feb 18th 2007
95
                How hard is it to understand that some people do?
Feb 18th 2007
96
                     I'm not the one trying to explain away why people disagree with me.
Feb 18th 2007
97
                          Who are you the OKP Defender or something?
Feb 19th 2007
99
                               I never said your opinion was crap.
Feb 19th 2007
100
                                    Thank you, that will be just fine.
Feb 19th 2007
101
my friends and I might just be in a mood right now, but...
Feb 11th 2007
61
I, for one, am excited over the prospect of the inevitable shock post
Feb 11th 2007
62
"Get ready, 'cause here it coooommmmmes..." *Temptation walks*
Feb 11th 2007
63
saw it last night....
Feb 11th 2007
65
funny stuff
Feb 11th 2007
66
Eddie Murphy was funny. The movie Norbit--not so much.
Feb 12th 2007
67
norbit grossed 33+ this wknd. what would you rather have:
Feb 12th 2007
68
It's not a sure thing to break 100 million domestically
Feb 12th 2007
69
RE: norbit grossed 33+ this wknd. what would you rather have:
Feb 12th 2007
71
      .
Feb 12th 2007
78
me <---- clwoning!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 12th 2007
70
Eddie cooning? it embarrassed yall? means I'ma love it!
Feb 12th 2007
74
The bottom line is, was it funny?
Feb 12th 2007
76
      that's a well thought out review
Feb 12th 2007
77
      It wasn't obvious to you early on that Rasputia was straight-up evil?
Feb 12th 2007
79
           RE: It wasn't obvious to you early on that Rasputia was straight-up evil...
Feb 13th 2007
88
RE: The official Norbit post.
Feb 12th 2007
80
Katt Williams, Eddie Griffin &amp; Marlon Wayans owned this film.
Feb 13th 2007
82
RE: Katt Williams, Eddie Griffin, Marlon Wayans owned this film.
Feb 13th 2007
86
Was Charlie Murphy supposed to have a larger role?
Feb 13th 2007
83
Charlie was listed as a co-writer
Feb 13th 2007
87
I worked opening weekend at a movie theater...
Feb 13th 2007
84
I work at a movie theater aswell...
Feb 13th 2007
85
this movie was ok, that's about it....
Feb 18th 2007
94
waitaminute..."Norbit" used body doubles?
Feb 21st 2007
103

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