1. soymilk is wierd unless its chocolate, which kind of hides the wierdness2. tofu often ends up becomming airy-wierd insta-mush in your mouth, depending on who cooked it3. "tofu chicken" is wrong for even TRYING to be like chicken and tasting instead like a sanitized ball of old de-elasticized rubber bands4. tofu cubes taste like fuckin tofu cubes