“Why ya’ll fools claim corners, we gone claim theories.. Ya’ll some stickball ngaz, we the World Series..” - Dove - De La Soul
"Before I battle strangers, I make em sign disclaimers That states they're aware of the danger.... " - Canibus
"I honestly can’t see myself voting for someone that I could beat in a spelling bee. I guess if he can’t spell something, he’ll blow it up. How do you spell Baghdad? BOOM! That’s how you spell it!" – D.L. Hughley
"And on the 7th day, the Lord made NFL Sunday Ticket in HD, & it was good..."