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Pro-Black Thugs, Pimpin’’ Revolutionaries & Alien Conspiracies: Navigating the Underbelly of the “Conscious” Community
by Morpheus Reloaded

This is a true story.
Honest.

Quite recently I was talking to a second year college student who declared with beaming pride that he was about to become a member of a new black campus group.

Congratulations I told him, and asked what student organization had he joined?

He scoffed and stated that student organizations weren’t for him as they were all filled with “Negroes.”

I made certain to tuck away the flyer I was holding, which urged students to attend an affirmative action debate, from one such “Negro” infested organization.

Having side-stepped that minefield I inadvertently however walked into another, asking the individual if he meant he had joined a fraternity?

This resulted in a number of expletives and the declaration of a profound abhorrence for Black Greek-letter fraternities and sororities, denouncing them as elitist, subversive and dangerous elements.

I nodded to confirm agreement as I kept a wary eye on the insidious Greek-letter wearing fiends nearby. Even then they were up to no good: putting on a drive for Sickle-Cell Funding and creating a sign-up roster for TASP testing tutors at a local public school. Infidels, I muttered in disgust.

After the brief suspense the student informed me that the group he had joined was both Negro-free and dedicated to the uplift of the black community. It had its own hairstyles, assorted forms of jewelry, slang and other cultural affects. The student informed me proudly that he had come to the realization that he was “conscious” and that this was now the group of which he was a member.

For those outside of black popular slang, “conscious” does not refer to this individual being awakened from the Matrix by the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar---at least not literally. Rather the term “conscious” has taken on a meaning in the black community relating to one who is politically, racially, culturally informed, knowledgeable and aware.

As this student had decided (through some form of self-declaration) that he was now conscious,”he wanted to know if I had any advice for him - as he suspected that I was an old head/O.G. within the group, despite my mild-mannered everyday posture.

I politely informed the student that not only was I of lesser rank among those who consider themselves “conscious,” but that I wasn’t really a spokesman. But the student persisted. Surely he said, I could tell him something. He had caught me reading some Franz Fanon before and noticed the Boondocks cartoons plastered in my office. Certainly he begged I could give him some advice on becoming “conscious”---show him the ropes so to speak.

No I said, attempting to hide my cowrie shells, I truly had no idea what he was talking about. Yet the student refused to be put off and I realized---like a Beatnuts track---there was no escaping this.

Looking around to make sure there were no prying eyes, I jostled the student hurriedly into a dark corner and put on a stern scowl.

These matters were not to be discussed so openly I admonished him!
There were rules and protocols to be followed!
One didn’t just wake up and declare openly that one was conscious!
Didn’t he know that there were extremist and fringe fanatics in the conscious crowd waiting to snatch him away to some cult compound?
Was he not aware that the road he was embarking upon had driven some mad?
The “conscious” crowd was filled with insightful, informative and positive peoples dedicated to what they term the “struggle”---but there was a seedy underbelly that preyed on recently opened minds, eagerly waiting to assimilate them into the hive collective. Every community has its fringe.

The student stammered an apology, shocked and fearful at my Keyser-Soze-type change in demeanor. Shut up and listen, I told him! A quick backhanded pimp slap across the mouth let him I know I meant business. Leaning in closer, cloaked in the concealment of the shadows, I opened up some files I held and spilled the precious information like that black-ops agent in Oliver Stone’s JFK (played by Donald Sutherland), detailing the more extremist factions of the conscious”crowd, their ideologies and suggestions by which to navigate through them.
The following is an excerpt from those files. And I warn you as I warned him, this information is classified… Read at your own risk.



Identifying the Fringe in the ‘Conscious’ Community:
A Brief Dossier & Guide Manual


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The 1960ers
Feb 04th 2004
1
macmanlb
Feb 05th 2004
23
The Doom Projectors
Feb 04th 2004
2
suave_bro
Feb 05th 2004
24
The Conscious Thug Consortium
Feb 04th 2004
3
IsaIsaIsa
Feb 05th 2004
25
      mcmanlb too
Feb 05th 2004
63
           How do you pronouce his name?
Feb 05th 2004
64
                I think it goes like this
Feb 05th 2004
66
                     I think it's mack-man-ell-bee
Feb 05th 2004
70
The Lumpen-Proletariat Reformation Movement
Feb 04th 2004
4
Hochigrimm
Feb 05th 2004
26
HueyShakur too
Feb 05th 2004
65
      he can be a crossover with the 60's dudes
Feb 05th 2004
71
           nah, you can keep the dashiki
Feb 06th 2004
85
We Hate Whitey Federation
Feb 04th 2004
5
marcus3x
Feb 05th 2004
27
HERE IS SOME PROOF, FAGGOT!
Feb 05th 2004
80
      YES 5%
Feb 06th 2004
92
Taharka and Marcus 3x
Feb 05th 2004
67
RE: soulgyal
Feb 06th 2004
88
nah, she ain't like that
Feb 06th 2004
90
      RE: nah, she ain't like that
Feb 06th 2004
91
           You can SHADDAP too!...
Feb 06th 2004
95
                RE: You can SHADDAP too!...
Feb 06th 2004
97
RE: brokenchains
Feb 06th 2004
89
      I gotta lot of hate for YT
Feb 06th 2004
94
           RE: I gotta lot of hate for YT
Feb 06th 2004
98
Feb 04th 2004
6
Taharka & HueyShakur
Feb 05th 2004
28
      ah, that's better for Taharka
Feb 05th 2004
68
           well Huey was breaking it down in another post
Feb 05th 2004
74
EANS (Extremely Angry Negro Syndrome):
Feb 04th 2004
7
marcus3x
Feb 05th 2004
29
You forgot
Feb 05th 2004
59
The Blackness Gestapo
Feb 04th 2004
8
marcus3x (for the hat trick!)
Feb 05th 2004
30
Hat Trick! That's Not Afrikan!
Feb 05th 2004
58
      soccer too
Feb 05th 2004
69
      DANY HEATLEY is a MURDERER!!!
Feb 05th 2004
73
Allah
Feb 05th 2004
52
      I'm honored! but you deserve it!!!!
Feb 05th 2004
54
           !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 07th 2004
100
Anti- {Place Word Here}
Feb 04th 2004
9
40thStreetBlack
Feb 05th 2004
31
Black Anti-Intellectualist Movement (BAIM)
Feb 04th 2004
10
brokenchains79
Feb 05th 2004
32
Wide-Eyed Religious Fanatics
Feb 04th 2004
11
Trinity444
Feb 05th 2004
33
Supa-Dupa AfriKans
Feb 04th 2004
12
Utamaroho
Feb 05th 2004
34
Redunancy
Feb 05th 2004
61
Fantastical Fact Fellowship (FFF)
Feb 04th 2004
13
Aquaman
Feb 05th 2004
35
Black Conspiracy Theorists
Feb 04th 2004
14
Aquaman.
Feb 04th 2004
22
Aquaman (in a landslide)
Feb 05th 2004
36
GEORGE BUSH IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST
Feb 05th 2004
82
      yeah but he ain't a *Black* Conspiracy Theorist
Feb 06th 2004
83
Malnutrition-ists
Feb 04th 2004
15
Utamaroho
Feb 05th 2004
37
Asians are Black People Too!!!!!!!
Feb 06th 2004
84
Space Cadets
Feb 04th 2004
16
Aquaman (yes, Aqua matches marcus for the hat trick!)
Feb 05th 2004
38
The Blunted
Feb 04th 2004
17
BarTek
Feb 05th 2004
39
      RE: BarTek
Feb 06th 2004
87
Blame-Black-Women Foundation
Feb 04th 2004
18
suave_bro
Feb 05th 2004
40
Blame-Black-Men Foundation
Feb 04th 2004
19
Nettrice
Feb 05th 2004
42
      RE: Nettrice
Feb 07th 2004
101
      Ha! I made the list
Feb 08th 2004
107
Conscious Pimp Brotherhood
Feb 04th 2004
20
DolemiteConvention2001
Feb 05th 2004
43
      PA HAAAAA-Raj Laugh
Feb 05th 2004
76
           your avatar speaks volumes - literally
Feb 05th 2004
77
                she's the real deal
Feb 05th 2004
78
                     She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!
Feb 05th 2004
79
Conclusion
Feb 04th 2004
21
funny, intellectually stimulating- i give it 4 stars!!!
Feb 05th 2004
41
An actual comic strip/ cartoon
Feb 05th 2004
49
APPLAUSE for k_orr & especially 40th!!!
Feb 05th 2004
44
thanks
Feb 05th 2004
45
      there should've been a spot for 5%ers
Feb 05th 2004
72
           word is bond
Feb 05th 2004
75
Feb 05th 2004
46
Great post but....
Feb 05th 2004
47
I was gonna put you in with HoChi in the LPRM (#4)
Feb 05th 2004
51
      LOL!
Feb 06th 2004
93
OKP Activist Zodiac, Glad I was included!!!!
Feb 05th 2004
48
Classic n/m
Feb 05th 2004
50
FAGGOT UNCLE TOM
Feb 05th 2004
81
      I already told you why it was locked
Feb 07th 2004
104
Excellent!
Feb 05th 2004
53
I say indefinately ANCHOR this post! NOW!
Feb 05th 2004
55
Why would quest want to anchor this?
Feb 05th 2004
56
      *blink*......point made.
Feb 05th 2004
57
           Whatchall Talkin Bout?
Feb 07th 2004
105
Where will fivepointedfag anf okayhomo fit in?
Feb 05th 2004
60
where's the well-meaning but ineffectual white liberal?
Feb 05th 2004
62
great post
Feb 06th 2004
86
RE: great post
Feb 06th 2004
96
RE: The blunted
Feb 06th 2004
99
best activist thread ever !!!
Feb 07th 2004
102
*waves*
Feb 07th 2004
106
*golf claps* -- fukkit, *soul claps*.
Feb 07th 2004
103
Feb 08th 2004
108
rhulah stop inboxing me
Feb 08th 2004
109
archive this ish...
Feb 08th 2004
110

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