Y'know... I really wish that wasn't true, but I'm learning that it's sort of the local Halmark card.
"Welcome to DC!" >bottle hurls<
For real, though - my point is that there are no 'expectations' except by these naive little mutton-heads who've never been jumped by AKAs or Cue's or Godbodys or random others for playing 'salt n' pepper' with one of 'their' women.