See ya, FLOPTIMUS PRIME!!!! Got your ass WHOOPED by a couple of Minibots! LMBAO!!!!!! And take that yellow-eyed method actor with you!!

Mods: Before you lock this shit, anchor and then archive it.

First of all, congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks.
They really, truly showed that they wanted it more.
They swept the team that many thought was the only hope against the Heat.

I can't say enough. I thought it was over in game 1.
They didn't.

I'm genuinely happy for this team winning it, free of agendas, even if I don't claim the Mavs. Dirk and J Kidd finally get rings. The supporting cast, especially JJ Barea and Jason Terry, who I doubted, put on a amazing post-season performance. Marc Cuban's passion for the team he owns finally paid off.

Solaam, 40thStreetBlack, tam, Grifty, hell, even SeV.
Watching the disappointments that have been the recent Mavs postseasons for all those years, is tough. No one should go through the stress of that shit, as a fan.

As for the Heat:
They were committed to being the supervillains of the NBA, to fill the void that the Lakers may well leave as Kobe and others get older, and a fresh wave of uncertainty washes over them.

They also have a lot of work to do. I will admit to eating crow on Chris Bosh, as he has stepped up big time in the post season for the most part. Both LeBron and D-Wade need to give up the idea that a championship is based on talent alone, and fight for it. D-Wade especially was acting like a clown during the Finals. Spoelstra should get another chance, with a few tweaks.

I'm glad they lost this year, but after this year... I'm not going to bet against seeing this team be truly great.

But...

Let's not forget the reason that I'm here, making a post by my lonesome.

NOPE!!!!

These past few years in sports have been agonizing. Especially in the NBA.

From last year about this time until now:

- Bron oversells an elbow injury and QUITS his way out of Cleveland
- The Decision
- Open Migration to Kobestan
- Cleveland (as I've been so kindly reminded by a number of y'all) has a historic collapse
- Lakers get swept (negating that agenda)
- both Boston and Chicago (who I thought would beat the Heat) get GUILED in the playoffs

... but OH HO HO.

Look at what we have here.

Bron turns into a pumpkin in game 4 of the Finals. Pads stats for the two games following. And while I'll give Shells and Bomb some credit for recognizing it. SBM, Cut-Off Jeans and some of you other jabronis?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Y'all MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THE CAMEL PACK DID WHEN MR. KNOWLES WAS CRYING ON HOT 97 AFTER HE GOT ETHERED!!!

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

Nas won, and so did Kobe.

RIGHT TODAY, Bron v. Kobe is OVER. Kobe is lookin' at that dude in the rear view mirror, just like Cheese Eyes is looking at Kobe. And this ain't even about rings. NOPE!!! OVER. There is no agenda spin you can make that will advance this manufactured bullshit. Not even the Lakers' loss to Detroit compares to the nonsense we have seen from Bron and Wade.

So if you even think that RIGHT TODAY Kobe ain't better? FUCK YOU.

Anyone who couldn't wait for Bron to get out of Cleveland for reasons other than the GM/owner situation? FUCK YOU!!!!

Anyone who claims to be a fan of not just LeBron, but the Heat AND another team? FUCK YOU!!!

Anyone who is a "Heat" fan now, and was a "Cavs" fan last year? FUCK YOU!!!!!

Anyone who didn't jump on the Heat bandwagon until they were getting close to the Finals? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

Any motherfucker who was on that "lol Cleveland lol" and erstwhile trolling shit?! FUCK YOU IN THE GOAT ASS.

Any one of you bitch-ass niggas who made a "Comic Sans" joke? http://oi52.tinypic.com/2vrz9y9.jpg

Dan Le Batard, FUCK YOU!!! I PISS IN YOUR PURPLE DRANK AND TURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO PURPLESAURUS REX!!!

All of the rest of y'all taking shots from the front of the bus: EAT A DICK AND LICK MY ASS CRACK STRAIGHT OFF A MUDDY SHIT.


Bron fans who don't give a fuck about agendas or trolling, first-year Heat fans who weren't about the NBA until this year, there will be no war from here forward. This battle is OVER!

I have what I want.
The Cavs blown the fuck up in the wake of Bron's exit.
1st and 4th picks in the lottery.
Bron not getting his title so easily.
And a bunch of people who devoted a lot of time and effort to stats, research, and erstwhile protection of their hero who turned out to be every much the follower we told you he was... face down, ASS UP.

I'm glad that this goddamn farce of a fucking professional sport season is OVER. Next year, I can watch the sport in peace and not get wrapped up in agendas.

This is a CELEBRATION!
Mavs fans, Cavs fans, Celtic fans, Bull fans, Spur fans, Laker fans, shit, even Sixer fans who don't give a fuck about the Heat. Let us rejoice.

... *opens two cans of Full Throttle Blue Demon and drinks them like Stone Cold Steve Austin, getting blue drank all over the place, then walks over to a black Volkswagen Golf R with DSG, getting inside*

By the way... *rolls down the window*

VANGLORIOUS.

This is protected by the RED, THE BLACK, AND THE GOLD.
WITH 2 FANGS.
SISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx27/djmarkygee/MAD_LOGO.jpg

....Now let dem boys FISH!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*drives off*