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bshelly
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Mon Aug-01-05 05:34 PM

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"the OkaySports Game"


  

          

take 3 points everytime you make someone else's sig. take 1 point every time someone calls you by your government name.

take 2 points everytime your post goes platinum in sports. take 1 point everytime your post goes plat in another forum, unless it's gd. lose 1 point everytime your post goes plat in gd.

take 5 points for every archived sports post you have.

lose 10 points if you're not a charter member.

take 20 points if you're a sports mod. take 10 if you're a mod of a lesser forum. lose 10 if you're a gd mod.

lose 10 points everytime you make a duplicate post (ie "will TO be an eagle?"). take 1 point everytime your post on a controversial topic becomes the post of record (ie dr invisible's raffy thread).

take 5 points if you provoke Will into discussing hos. take 15 if you can make him post an entire TI verse. take 700 if you clearly win a college football argument with him.

take 50 points if you're an acknowledged expert on these boards on a given sport. take 50 more if you're the only one.

lose 10 points if you tend to scream about the superiority of a conference.

take 10 points every time you're hated on.

take 30 points any time you catch somebody in bullshit with conclusive proof. you may take up to 200 additional points depending on the epicness of the card pulling, with the standard for a 230 point card pulling being http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=1736&mesg_id=1736&page=2#2077

take 10 points if you support an unpopular team. take an additional 5 points if that team is pathetic but you still rep hard (i see you, adg). lose 5 points if you support one of the following teams: the cowboys, the eagles, the patriots, the yankees, the red sox, the lakers, the knicks, man united, or the german national team.

lose 20 points each if you've ever participated in any of the following arguments: steph/ai, anything kobe related, patriots dick sucking.

more to come. add on.

----
bshelly

"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God

  

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the OkaySports Game [View all] , bshelly, Mon Aug-01-05 05:34 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I have a lot of points
Aug 01st 2005
1
Most of the list is based around you
Aug 01st 2005
2
      Don't mind him, Will.
Aug 01st 2005
3
           I'm trying to bring his spirits up
Aug 01st 2005
4
                GD posts past 2 am
Aug 01st 2005
6
                     We're both fucked then
Aug 01st 2005
9
                          that's what I'm sayin
Aug 01st 2005
12
                               Liquid and RJ too
Aug 01st 2005
14
                                    bullshit, if you're posting while at work, you cannot lose points.
Aug 01st 2005
16
                                         "Tommy, you don't have a job" (c) Martin Payne
Aug 01st 2005
26
- 35, not a good start
Aug 01st 2005
5
4 damned points. I suck.
Aug 01st 2005
7
if you start an F1 thread
Aug 01st 2005
8
      Well, I did a few months ago, but now it's gone.
Aug 01st 2005
10
           well, in that case
Aug 01st 2005
13
I never saw that card pulling before
Aug 01st 2005
11
The greatest post in Okay Sports history wasn't archved..
Aug 01st 2005
15
i gotcha back, though MORE POINT QUALIFICATIONS INSIDE
Aug 01st 2005
18
bullshit, high tech should not be graded more harshly than ptp
Aug 01st 2005
22
movies > computer games
Aug 01st 2005
23
      ptp'ers are nothing but comic book geeks
Aug 01st 2005
24
      you win
Aug 01st 2005
27
      need i remind you these motherfuckers
Aug 03rd 2005
106
So how many pts do I get for inventing "Theusize"?
Aug 01st 2005
28
"Theusize"
Aug 01st 2005
38
I'm so fucked here
Aug 01st 2005
30
GODDAMMIT! How is anyone supposed to get points???
Aug 01st 2005
40
      don't feel bad
Aug 01st 2005
42
           Is anyone supposed to get a positive number?
Aug 01st 2005
44
           morning dates
Aug 01st 2005
45
                Oh shit.
Aug 01st 2005
46
                i'm sayin
Aug 01st 2005
47
????
Aug 01st 2005
21
Just get yourself into a rant w/ rj, I'm sure it'll turn up somehow
Aug 01st 2005
35
was it the original whoo-ride post?
Aug 03rd 2005
101
      The "Marc Bulger's gonna Whoo-ride n/m" post
Aug 03rd 2005
112
           yea thats the one i was talking about - the original
Aug 03rd 2005
114
lose 10 points for replying to this thread
Aug 01st 2005
17
50 points if you're in his sig
Aug 01st 2005
29
i tried taking Ether Day off work last year
Aug 01st 2005
32
      ^^^^^^^^^^faggot
Aug 01st 2005
33
      Erik Ainge has HIV
Aug 01st 2005
34
      take 60 points for using Ether Day in a sentence
Aug 01st 2005
39
I got about 2000 points then
Aug 01st 2005
86
i been in a lot of sigs and an avatar
Aug 01st 2005
19
take 100 points if you're on my buddy list
Aug 01st 2005
20
44, with the possibility of a 49.
Aug 01st 2005
25
minus 50 if you actually do the math
Aug 01st 2005
31
      With new rules, I am fucked.
Aug 01st 2005
36
      you're wilt chamberlining this shit
Aug 01st 2005
37
      dorks get none
Aug 01st 2005
41
           ^^^ MAKES ALMOST ALL HARRY POTTER POSTS IN PTP
Aug 01st 2005
43
- 50 points if you're still bragging about being a HOFer
Aug 01st 2005
48
I rep the worst class ever
Aug 01st 2005
87
OKScene Points? What are we, 15?
Aug 01st 2005
49
I'm the G.O.A.T. of this shit just off these 3 things right here:
Aug 01st 2005
50
and yet 90 percent of my positive points are because of you
Aug 01st 2005
51
how so?
Aug 01st 2005
52
      nice sig
Aug 01st 2005
54
           I don't recall ever having you in my sig, I'm not denying it...
Aug 01st 2005
56
RE:
Aug 01st 2005
53
      i got your back as well MORE POINTS QUALIFICATION
Aug 01st 2005
55
      lose 1000 points if you're still "Trapped in the Closet"
Aug 01st 2005
58
      nice sig
Aug 01st 2005
61
      is that some sort of inside blowhards joke or something?
Aug 01st 2005
65
           Nice sig
Aug 01st 2005
81
      that's funny if you're talking about the Pixies
Aug 01st 2005
63
           pixies are pure faggotry, dinchaknow?
Aug 01st 2005
64
                ^^^^pleas copped
Aug 01st 2005
70
                     ^^^^HOLDS LITTLE WEIGHT^^^^
Aug 01st 2005
73
                          yeah I know
Aug 01st 2005
76
      lose 200 points for that avatar
Aug 01st 2005
59
      no doubt i'm losing
Aug 01st 2005
62
           even when I try upping your point count
Aug 01st 2005
66
                i wasn't even trying to lose when i wrote the original list
Aug 01st 2005
68
                     you've put in work in the Steph/AI arguments too
Aug 01st 2005
71
                     negative four figures
Aug 01st 2005
75
                     Much like talking shit to a division rival's fan
Aug 01st 2005
72
                          even we couldn't do that
Aug 01st 2005
77
                               I can't really enjoy a winning streak this year
Aug 01st 2005
80
      Why you hating on Trompe?
Aug 01st 2005
88
      Barry Bonds struck out every now and then,
Aug 01st 2005
57
-100 if you're an Inaugural Member OkaySports Hall of Fame
Aug 01st 2005
60
I made it on the last ballot
Aug 01st 2005
67
-1000 if you have Cub penis envy & aren't even a Sox fan
Aug 02nd 2005
99
Ooh, Ooh:
Aug 01st 2005
69
subtract 1 point
Aug 01st 2005
74
      *calculating*
Aug 01st 2005
78
      Subtract 20 points for every reply to an O_E reply.
Aug 01st 2005
79
           Yes, subtract Okaysports points, but add IQ points.
Aug 01st 2005
82
gayest thread ever?
Aug 01st 2005
83
close
Aug 01st 2005
84
      does this post make me look fat?
Aug 01st 2005
85
+50 if Wikipedia called you a Notable Poster
Aug 02nd 2005
89
fuckin a
Aug 02nd 2005
90
they dont have any notable posters on it
Aug 03rd 2005
111
50 points if a Google serach of
Aug 02nd 2005
91
i'm taking 15 points for being third
Aug 02nd 2005
96
Booyakaa!
Aug 02nd 2005
97
still in the negatives
Aug 02nd 2005
92
I figured the whole "third person clause " would fuck you over.
Aug 02nd 2005
93
its like you sit and wait for him to fuck up, but he doesnt.
Aug 03rd 2005
110
Minus 50 for admitting your "home board" is the Lesson
Aug 02nd 2005
94
      but plus 10 points if home board catches on
Aug 02nd 2005
95
I win off a single post
Aug 02nd 2005
98
But you lost all your points here:
Aug 03rd 2005
107
      you lost all your points AND your blackness in that post
Aug 04th 2005
118
           "My melanin could beat yours in a race" (C) Basaglia
Aug 04th 2005
119
                riding for n-word dropping wiggers
Aug 04th 2005
121
There's no way Will remembers this tomorrow --
Aug 03rd 2005
100
Hey Will, here's 3pts for ya...
Aug 03rd 2005
102
"mmmmmmmmmmmm grap;e bitch" -will_5198
Aug 03rd 2005
103
i'm speechless
Aug 03rd 2005
104
The definition of an L
Aug 03rd 2005
105
i get some points for going to GD and posting the link here
Aug 03rd 2005
108
You beat me to it
Aug 03rd 2005
109
More points
Aug 03rd 2005
113
*pause*
Aug 03rd 2005
115
wow
Aug 04th 2005
117
man they clowned him hard....that shit is still funny hahaha
Aug 04th 2005
120
whoa, WTF?! How about a (NWS) for that second pic!
Aug 04th 2005
116
and if you actually added up all your points
Aug 04th 2005
122

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