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"HAAY, Kasim Osgood! JAX WR Hops Out Window On Da EDouble To Avoid Gunman"


  

          

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81aeed14/article/jags-osgood-has-minor-injuries-after-pistolwhipping-assault

Jags' Osgood has minor injuries after pistol-whipping assault

Jaguars wide receiver Kassim Osgood sustained minor bruises after being pistol-whipped and jumping from a second-floor window to escape an armed attacker at a Jacksonville residence, the Florida Times-Union reported Wednesday.

Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police.

Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio briefly addressed the situation at his Wednesday news conference.

"He's fine," Del Rio said of Osgood, a Pro Bowl special-teamer who's in his first season with the Jaguars. "I really can't comment on it. I am aware of it. He's doing OK."

The gunman, 20-year-old Julian Armond Bartletto, was arrested on charges of aggravated battery, false imprisonment, armed robbery, burglary and violation of an injunction, police said. He was booked into the Duval County jail and is ineligible for bond, according to jail records.

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HAAY, Kasim Osgood! JAX WR Hops Out Window On Da EDouble To Avoid Gunman [View all] , Bombastic, Wed Sep-29-10 02:09 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
the most important part of this story
Sep 29th 2010
1
yeah that raised my eyebrow, too
Sep 29th 2010
3
Yeah, there needs to be more to this part of the story
Sep 29th 2010
10
dude got a gangsta bitch nm
Sep 29th 2010
12
Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather
Sep 29th 2010
13
      Apache died?
Sep 29th 2010
26
           http://splicd.com/xDbe0WD-aMI/11/13
Sep 29th 2010
29
                FUCK YOU MEAN IS HE DEAD? HE LAYIN THERE LIKE A NEWBORN BABY GOD....
Sep 29th 2010
41
according to a different swipe, she had a fucking LASER SCOPE
Sep 29th 2010
17
lol
Sep 30th 2010
55
laser sight's are inaccurate in the hands of an amateur shooter
Oct 01st 2010
99
      hence, the Q&A in my reply
Oct 04th 2010
113
exactly LOL
Sep 29th 2010
25
Sounds like the track "Scared" from the Jake One album
Sep 29th 2010
33
      Or this: http://splicd.com/sAKODu1Xzww/55/79
Oct 01st 2010
89
down @$$ chick
Sep 29th 2010
2
Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting
Sep 29th 2010
4
I got a car, she 19, I'm a Jacksonville Jaguar(c)K.O. via E.S.
Sep 29th 2010
8
What Do You Want Fucko, You Want Some?
Sep 29th 2010
5
dooooon't shooooooot
Sep 29th 2010
7
I hear voices saying "That's Kassim Osgood" not only from the women
Sep 29th 2010
6
^^^ highly slept-upon replyage. do kassim got green eyes, doe?
Sep 30th 2010
59
I need a dramatic and action packed re-enactment of this...
Sep 29th 2010
9
I just keep imagining her flipping over a pinball machine and taking
Sep 30th 2010
66
      then the cut scene to Osgood in running for the window in slo mo
Sep 30th 2010
67
Kasim gets wicked, no need for the biscuit..nm
Sep 29th 2010
11
Damn Kasim, should have stayed in San Diego where you
Sep 29th 2010
14
I had a hard-on, runnin from your window(c)Jerry Garcia
Sep 29th 2010
15
Traded gunfire? For some reason, I'm envisioning this as a boondocks ep
Sep 29th 2010
16
Elevator's Broken! (c) Redman
Sep 29th 2010
18
My shots like squeegy men on your window(c) Redman
Sep 29th 2010
20
      When I came around in town, watch yo nuggets (c) E-Double
Sep 29th 2010
34
           when I cock I aim str8 for da knot/I dont miss/I have a scope/no jokin
Sep 29th 2010
39
better detailed swipe with LASER SCOPES AND BALCONY JUMPS
Sep 29th 2010
19
RE:ply w/ quote:
Sep 29th 2010
21
Aww damn:
Sep 29th 2010
22
ummmmmm you misspelled "c. wallace"
Sep 30th 2010
50
see this is what I'm saying about that under-the-table-AP-wire-snark:
Sep 29th 2010
23
How does one spontaneously acquire a gun with a laser scope?
Sep 29th 2010
28
bidge randomly finding powerups in an apt building. *shoots off-screen
Sep 30th 2010
60
      lmfao
Sep 30th 2010
62
      brilliant!!!!
Sep 30th 2010
69
           lmao that one took me a sec too, did that poor dog like Charles Hamilton
Sep 30th 2010
70
           Blanka's absolute despair has me dying..lmao
Sep 30th 2010
71
           lmao
Oct 01st 2010
76
           Fuck!!!! How did I miss this?
Oct 01st 2010
111
Oh oh, you got white folks attention now
Sep 29th 2010
30
what's your dog's name?
Sep 29th 2010
31
      i knew this was 'be still cody' before i even clicked the link...
Sep 29th 2010
42
           1st time I saw that moment I died laughing, had to rewind a couple times
Sep 29th 2010
43
http://splicd.com/qjjoVAgqp4s/111/121
Sep 29th 2010
32
      lmao
Sep 29th 2010
48
Damn who he dating - Cleo Sims
Sep 29th 2010
24
http://splicd.com/qCF4LSDAXCY/128/164
Sep 29th 2010
27
lol first thing I thought of.
Sep 30th 2010
52
Don't fuck around with Duval County.
Sep 29th 2010
35
Duuuu-vaaalll!!!!!
Oct 01st 2010
104
"a second-floor game room"? I'm still trying to figure out exactly...
Sep 29th 2010
36
right? like how does this 19-year-old have a laser scope & a second
Sep 29th 2010
37
      I was thinking a dorm until the dog came into play
Sep 29th 2010
46
Hold up, the gunman was wearing a plastic bag to cover...
Sep 29th 2010
38
Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit
Sep 29th 2010
40
RE: Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit
Sep 29th 2010
49
The defense rests its case.
Sep 30th 2010
56
Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose
Sep 29th 2010
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RE: Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose
Sep 29th 2010
45
      My thoughts exactly.
Sep 29th 2010
47
lol. that's the first damn thing I noticed.
Sep 30th 2010
53
that would have been the bestest darwin award ever. find a stupid
Sep 30th 2010
61
pic of the chick:
Sep 30th 2010
51
I can't front I was expecting to see a hood rat.
Sep 30th 2010
54
its JAX florida
Sep 30th 2010
57
that's exactly what you see: a hood rat, dressed as a cheerleader
Sep 30th 2010
58
lol @ being 'former' Jags' cheerleader at 19, do they kick you out
Sep 30th 2010
65
dating players is forbidden, she probably got fired
Oct 01st 2010
79
LMAO at the comments- wht boy wht money 4 days ago
Oct 04th 2010
119
Underrated part of the story...
Sep 30th 2010
63
dude didnt even know his name, "I cant believe you're with *that guy*!"
Sep 30th 2010
64
LMFAO
Oct 04th 2010
116
i'm on some delayed laughter now. YOUFUCKINASPECIALTEAMER????
Sep 30th 2010
68
so much comedy in this post, props to everyone involved
Sep 30th 2010
72
Wait theres MORE!!! Dude wanted some head too (swipe)
Oct 01st 2010
73
Bringing back porno with plot..
Oct 01st 2010
74
^ ^ ^
Oct 01st 2010
88
can't say that I blame him but dude still sounds like a pussy...
Oct 01st 2010
75
I don't know, this story gets wilder the more info comes out
Oct 01st 2010
77
He's just karim osgood tho..what did you expect?
Oct 01st 2010
78
all three people are still alive because he called the cops from next do...
Oct 01st 2010
80
      Neighbors probably opened the door with phone is hand:
Oct 01st 2010
81
      I think she lives in Apartment 2R, she's nothing but a WHORE
Oct 01st 2010
83
           ROSSI!!
Oct 01st 2010
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                HE'S * MY* HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN MAN!
Oct 01st 2010
108
      real talk, that's why I say I can't blame him...
Oct 01st 2010
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           anyone who says they wouldn't is lying.
Oct 01st 2010
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                Sheeeit, I'm doing a "Mack 10 jump off the top of the building...
Oct 01st 2010
95
                     ^^^Superman, Superbad, Supermad, Supafly
Oct 01st 2010
97
why'd he tell her to suck Osgood's dick too?
Oct 01st 2010
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cockin' pistols & cuckholdin'!
Oct 01st 2010
93
that's a slippery slope. "now suck them together. now kassim, TOSS
Oct 04th 2010
114
      LMFAO again
Oct 04th 2010
117
Suck his dick.....lmao, this shit gets wilder and wilder
Oct 01st 2010
106
this shit going straight to archive
Oct 01st 2010
84
Kick in the door wave in the .44!
Oct 01st 2010
85
Break up affairs lick shots in the air
Oct 01st 2010
86
Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
91
      Just epic
Oct 01st 2010
92
      ^^^I've never called 'Archive' in my own thread before but do to this
Oct 01st 2010
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      bwahahahahahaaaahnbsdnci m sajxn 2jk
Oct 01st 2010
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      LOL
Oct 01st 2010
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      RE: Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
101
      smoove shut this poast the fk DOWN!!! *bball claps*. nm
Oct 01st 2010
102
      this post is the greatest thing in history
Oct 01st 2010
107
      wow.
Oct 01st 2010
109
      man allow me to buy you a beer for that!!!!
Oct 01st 2010
110
      Your reign on the top was shorter than Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
112
      lol, that was dope
Oct 04th 2010
120
      *kicked a hole in the speaker, pulled the plug, and jetted*
Oct 06th 2010
126
lol @ this dude's bemused smirk mug shot:
Oct 01st 2010
100
He smirking like, 'this one will be on the internets'
Oct 01st 2010
103
new game: BUNGIE or BUSS BACK!
Oct 04th 2010
115
real talk if you aint my mother or my wife it's BUNGIE & go find another
Oct 04th 2010
118
^^^I would also like to add my Baby Sister to this one
Oct 04th 2010
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      ^^^ hates his older sister
Oct 04th 2010
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           she's mature enough to fend for herself!
Oct 04th 2010
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                lol, I hear you. Plus it'd be payback for her bossing you around
Oct 06th 2010
125
she'd have to shit gold ingots.
Oct 04th 2010
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