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truth be told, i was a bit baffled as to why i got thrown in the mix, and as you can read in my verse, i'm no battle rapper. so for me, i figured the best thing to do was have fun with the format and take the wind out of my own sails (reverse battlerap?).
now, when you say no punches, i assume you mean nothing directly dissing tek, and you got me there. but shit, people, give a dude some love for trying to bring wordplay back into the mix! i know that's not what ya vote on, but y'all elitists act like if i ain't spittin' dick and fart jokes like MC Kevin Smith, i'm a bad writer...
...or maybe i just got in way over my head and i'm pouting. heh.
(and that my friends, is why you should never send a poet to do an emcee's job. he'll just get it all wrong and worry about clever over mean.)
I'M BROKE, BEEYOTCH!!!! (honk honk)
----- "You Sensitive Bastard", Rob Sturma's latest book of poems, is available directly from the author. It's a pretty book with a real ISBN number and everything.
www.myspace.com/robsturma
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