Okay here we go..My publicist(remember her) calls and says " I got you ticket". So I dont have nothing to wear. But then I thought to myself" Did I just say that"? That sounds too Hollywood. Then the lil angel popped up on my shoulder and says" ..You from Va THUG OUT"!! So I got basic..real basic. Akademiks brown tee,khaki shorts & the brown white & orange & yellow AF1's! And of course the matching Padres cap. So I get there and try to get on the Red Carpet & I dont have any credentials but I'm like " I can do this"!
FAST FOWARD 10 minutes later...
I'm thinkin to myself " I Cant Do This"
So I scrap the Red Carpet & just go in the regular way cuz the shows startin in like 10 minutes. So I make it to my seat. which is way up in the 5th Mezzanine. And to my surprise I look behind me & realize that there are NO seats behind me. I'm in the last row at the top of the cot damn Kodak theatre. So 50 comes on & he's killin it,he gets two awards & I get fed up. Pull out the cell & make a call. 5 minutes & 4 calls later I hold in my hand a 500$ ticket that has me on the floor. So they're holding people in the lobby cuz you can only go in during a commercial break. So I'm standing there & RAKIM walks by,Yeah RAKIM!! He looks over to me & nods like "What Up" So I nod back acting like I'm hard or sumn. He gives me a pound & keeps it moving. So at that point I'm like "Daaaaaamn that was THE R"!! So they open the doors and I make my way to my seat. Which happens to be right by Musiq. We're sittin in front of Vivian Green, behind Ginuwine & Sole & on right beside me is Batman from IMX & beside him is Bow Wow & his mom. on the same Row is Tigger & Money Mike from Friday after Next. Right behind us on Vivian's row Jazzy Jeff. He holla'd my name so I get up & speak to him,Premier & Kid Capri. So I sit down the lights go down & Batman(Marques Houston) says " Yo!! Them kicks is hot" So I reply " Thanks Aint you Roger from Sister Sister??" He goes" Yeah i used to be" Then I say " Them twins hot as hell now aint they?" He starts laughing and I'm thinkin " I'm for real I Wouldnt have lasted on that show for two days..better you than me." Then Erykah comes and sits in front of me & Musiq & him & her start chattin. Meanwhile I'm lookin for Vivica Fox or Kelly from Destiny's Child. That girl from Jamie Foxx's show is across from me. She looks better on TV. Then I see CaSh Money & Teena Marie. Yeah Teena Marie is on Cash Money. You wanna hear that album bad dont you? So before I can shake that horryfying pic outta my head I jus start humming Square Biz to my self. You know just to keep a good memory before she gets platinum teeth & puts out a song called "You Under Dig"! So then Butch Lewis comes out to do the intro for the James Brown tribute & I start thinkin of when Ahmir played me a tape of James Brown fining his band for messing up & letting them know they messed up while doin a show. Did you hear that? He fined the band DURING the show...stay tuned.. I got some bars to write..Part two in a sec

Yeah I got dreams...and all of em are in my backpack.