I wore it to the D concert in France. They saw me and pulled me up on stage just cuz of my t-shirt. And then they picked out 5 gorgeous french women and I could do what I wanted just cuz I wore my shirt!!!!!!! They were ALL over me...."You Are soo Sex-ay in zat okayplayer t-shirt zat I vant to do cra-zay tings to you." Then when my orgy was finished, I went backstage with the group and drank about 20 litres of Crystal and D and ?uest were so inpired that they wrote a song about me and my shirt and invited me to a Jam session afterwards and Madame Taussad's Famous wax museum where they tore the roof off and even let me sing with them for a few songs. They made a wax copy of my shirt and then we went to the studio where we banged out 3 new songs just cuz our jam sesseion was so HOT!!!!

And all of this is possible for you as well!!!! Just make sure you wear your t-shirt at the show...who knows, you might even be as lucky as me!!!

Good Luck,
Phil!

**Celebrating July as Fake Ass Quote Month**
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Somedays I wake up and I just wish I was a man. - Tank
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"Ilezchizpamzan" (c) Donwill

Black Thought Album due this Fall!!!
"My Chocolate is Like Water for Thirsty White Jawns."

"Your crew couldn't even measure to mine, that's why your bitches is busted and mines is fine." - Posdnous