>I'd like to know more about
>this woman, who's intrigued me
>so with the quote, "And
>balls are so great-smelling".......

That's just one of many you will be reading in my new book "Quotes about Nuts".

I cover everything from cashews to pecans, baby.

I will be sending one of my ballsy co-flygirls over to inspect yours, if you'd like to be included in the anthology. Scrub up!

Oops. Sorry. Please don't be offended. I just like to bug. And no, I'm not a journalist. I'm a medical anthropologist (UPENN CLASS OF 98, WHAT WHAT!!) by training who somehow ended up telemarketing after school with the best drummer in the land (MINIMUM WAGE AFTER SCHOOL JOBS, WHAT WHAT??!!) and some ten years later, we start a website together.

If there were more Icemen being discovered in Alpine Glaciers, I wouldn't be here. But, alas alack, who needs a useless degree when you've got computer skills and friends from Philly (SOUTHWEST PHILLY!!! WHAT WHAT??!!) who realize you are still too ghetto to go corporate and let you live in their bedroom and program their site while their new single "You Got Me" gets enough airplay to make you sick of it.

Welcome to okayplayer.

Pass the nuts.

(Passing myself)

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

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