write a letter to your favorite okayartist in emulation of the actual posts written by d'angelo fans.

dear tracy:

your songs have changed my life in a way that only you would understand. every note you breathe echoes in my heart like the most beautiful heaven-sent echoing note. no one can fathom the hardship, disappointment and heartbreak i've gone through in the past when i tried to buy your album at the virgin megastore and found that it cost $17. i have begun writing poems about you that i will soon reveal in all of their loving and skin-crawlingly sinister majesty. please reply to this post. please respond to me so i know you are aware of my dangerously imbalanced and often-obsessive fascination with you. why haven't you responded? answer me.


if you don't bring me some muthafuckin' cognac, i'll kill you -- supherb

how do it feel to hold my dick in public, cock-blower? -- prodigy

I cant stand suto intellectuall mofos -- sundasill