My Moment of Truth: May 12, 2001, 9:00 AM, Greensboro Coliseum

me on:

Mystikal---Why is he in the desert with a turtleneck sweater on?? And why does everyone else have on a bikini??

Felix Trinidad---If I was you sparring partner, we would practice your jab all day long.

Kingsport, TN---It just looks like a bunch of dirt but, I better get used to it since I'll be living there after graduation.

Emeril---I cannot get enough of this guy!! BAM!! Another notch!! Oh yeah, baby!!

The "A Long Walk" video---Dayum Mr. Ice Cream/Slushee/some kinda frozen treat man, can I get two scoops of you!!

Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.