How about misspelling Jaguar..i.e. Jagwaar, Jaagwar (?), or just J.A.G. (oops that's a TV show).
Whatever you come up with, make sure you call her first album:
"The Artist Formerly Know As Jaguar (Because The Car Company Was Too Bitch To Let Her Keep The Name)"
gREG bASS (now known as datcatdeycalltREBLEFREE) Former Questo-Endorsed Player Of The Week...
For the moment, the following is the greatest hook/rhyme/line ever written:
Don't everybody like the smell of gasoline? Well burn muthafucka burn american dreams... Don't everybody like the taste of apple pie? Well snap for yo slice of life I'm tellin' you why.... I hear that Mother Nature's now on birth control.... The coldest pimp be lookin' for somebody to hold.... The highway up to Heaven got a crook on the toll... Youth fulla fire ain't got nowhere to go, nowhere to go.... -Possum Alliwishes Jenkins aka Andre3000