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Dear (insert name):

We here at okayplayer.com were deeply distraught to hear of your troubles. As you may or may not have heard, we exist solely to serve you personally. We try not to go into the studio until your e-mails are personally answered. Significant others of Okayartists often lie in bed sexually unsatisfied while Questlove pottery is molded for your pleasure.

It's unfortunate that in this instance we have failed to immediately reply to your inquiry. Regrettably, we have been spending the past few days setting Kamal in stone, so that you can have your own personal keyboardist statue.

We would like to note here that Questlove is not an Asshole (c) Denis Leary. In fact, Mr. Leary has sold his copyright to Shock G, who produces The Assholes comic strip at http://www.shockg.com

We hope you enjoy that comic strip. It's as fun to masturbate to as band photos!

Thoughtfully yours,

Spirit

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Just listen, you will believe...

"I don't denounce writtens, but freestyling at its essence is improvising. It's spontaneous, uncut, mind, thought, travel, energy - all at the same time...the thing is to be at a peak where your freestyle sounds like your writtens and vice versa" - Aceyalone on freestyling (Rappages, Sept. 95)



Peace,

Spirit (Alan)
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Questlove,why are you being an asshole?????? [View all] , AfrikanR, Tue Mar-27-01 03:31 AM
 
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peace
AfricanHerbsman
Mar 27th 2001
1
here'
Mar 27th 2001
8
      dammit
Mar 27th 2001
9
RE: Questlove,why are you being an asshole??????
Mar 27th 2001
2
E-Mail him...
Mar 27th 2001
3
RE: E-Mail him...
O G Bobby Johnson
Mar 27th 2001
24
      fuck you bitch
Mar 27th 2001
29
RE: Questlove,why are you being an asshole??????
jasonKLEACH
Mar 27th 2001
4
RE: Questlove,why are you being an asshole??????
jasonKLEACH
Mar 27th 2001
5
?UEST YOU STUPID COCK SUCKING WHORE!!!
shmooz
Mar 27th 2001
6
hey! i replied to "your shit"
Mar 27th 2001
17
      uhhh
shmooz
Mar 27th 2001
22
      RE: hey! i replied to "your shit"
AfrikanR
Mar 27th 2001
36
Apologies are in order
Mar 27th 2001
7
the assholes
AfricanHerbsman
Mar 27th 2001
11
comedy
Mar 27th 2001
12
huzzah
Mar 27th 2001
13
bravissimo! n/m
Mar 27th 2001
33
ya'll kill me...
Mar 27th 2001
14
UH-OH : Crishawn Part 2!?
octogon
Mar 27th 2001
15
so i would be outta line if i said somethin.....like
Mar 27th 2001
16
niiiice
Mar 27th 2001
18
ohh baby I like it raw......
Mar 27th 2001
19
i'm glad i'm not in a band and have a website cuz then...
Mar 27th 2001
20
      i meant to reply to quest... n/m
Mar 27th 2001
21
OD?
Mar 27th 2001
23
*passin out popcorn, preppin kiddie pool, mud, and hot oil*
Mar 27th 2001
27
RE: *passin out popcorn, preppin kiddie pool, mud, and hot oil*
Mar 27th 2001
31
      getdafukouttahere!?
octogon
Mar 27th 2001
32
      she's inspired me..
Mar 28th 2001
39
wouldn't it be funny ....
Mar 27th 2001
30
      fuck it i think it would
Mar 28th 2001
41
AfrikanR
Mar 27th 2001
25
RE: AfrikanR
Mar 27th 2001
26
Questlove
Mar 27th 2001
28
ignant mutha........
elaborate_1
Mar 27th 2001
34
My Reply.....
AfrikanR
Mar 27th 2001
35
      Sounded liiiiiiiiike......
Sinsualmind
Mar 28th 2001
37
      Yes indeed
ArLa
Mar 28th 2001
38
      So you think...
octogon
Mar 28th 2001
40
           RE: So you think...
AfrikanR
Mar 28th 2001
42
                You've got things all mixed up, playa...
octogon
Mar 29th 2001
43
RE: Questlove,why are you being an asshole??????
Mar 29th 2001
44
the jawn behind the nuts....
Mar 29th 2001
45

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