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8. "Nelly is hella-wack"
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You are so right about what real hip hop is. I know the Roots and Common are mad phat because none of the kids at my high school in suburban Kansas have heard of them before. I feel so cool listening to them because it's like I'm better than other people who don't listen to them. One time I had my CD player at school and some kid saw my Mos Def CD and said "isn't that guy having premarital sexual relations with Beyonce" and I was sooooooo mad that kid knew who Mos Def was. I had to throw away the CD after that and that hella-sucks because I really liked it except for the song with Busta Rhymes because he is a sellout for doing a song with Jay-Z who sucks ass because all he talks about is money and women and since I can't relate to his lifestyle I decided he's wack and nobody should like him.

Nelly is wack too. He's definitely not hip hop. I especially hate Nelly because all his songs are catchy and I start to sing along and I actually like them BUT I CAN'T LIKE THOSE SONGS BECAUSE THEY ARE BY NELLY AND HE IS NOT REAL HIP HOP AND THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOL LISTEN TO NELLY SO NELLY SUCKS BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SING ALONG TO SHIMMY SHIMMY COCOA PUFF BUT I CAN'T AND I WILL NEVER HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NOT EVEN IF I FIND A GIRL WHO IS BLIND AND DEAF BECAUSE SHE COULD PROBABLY STILL SMELL ME AND NELLY PROBABLY HAS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ALL THE TIME AND WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM BRAG ABOUT IT I JUST WANT TO SEE A GIRL NAKED ANY GIRL EVEN AN UGLY ONE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK????? JUST ONE GIRL NAKED SHE COULD EVEN BE DISFIGURED LIKE WITH ONLY ONE LEG AND THREE NIPPLES OR SOMETHING I DON'T CARE I'M 16 YEARS OLD AND I'LL PROBABLY LIVE WITH MY PARENTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE HELP ME PLEASE GOD PLEASE.

Also, have you listened to Anticon? They're crazy phat too because nobody has heard of them and they're white so I don't feel so uncomfortable listening to them.

  

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Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!! [View all] , Mil, Tue Nov-13-01 05:36 PM
 
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mmmmmmmmmmm
bboy218
Nov 13th 2001
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I disagree!
Nov 14th 2001
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I re-disagree!
theKaHNofTHIRDEGREE
Nov 14th 2001
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SARCASM!!!
Nov 15th 2001
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Idiot
Nov 13th 2001
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oh, is he?
Nov 13th 2001
4
mortal kombat?
Nov 13th 2001
15
R.I.P. Satire
Nov 13th 2001
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Satire's been dead
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Idiot
Nov 14th 2001
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SARCASM!!!
Nov 15th 2001
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RE: Idiot
Nov 14th 2001
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Huh?
Nov 14th 2001
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SARCASM!
Nov 15th 2001
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lol @ phobia list in profile
Nov 13th 2001
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What the.........?
Nov 13th 2001
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No.
Nov 13th 2001
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      lol
Nov 13th 2001
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RE: Nelly is hella-wack
Nov 13th 2001
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Here, here...
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RE: Here, here...
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...
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RE: Nelly is hella-wack
Nov 13th 2001
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Casual is real hip-hop.
Nov 13th 2001
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Enough Underground Glorification
DrSeuss233
Nov 15th 2001
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no doubt!
Nov 16th 2001
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jazzbelli
Nov 16th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
Nov 13th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
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this is FUNNY shit.
Nov 13th 2001
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Lord Jazz from LOTUG dissed okp too!
Nov 13th 2001
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LMAO!!
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
Nov 13th 2001
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Nov 13th 2001
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Kermit + Cookie Monster Diss OKPlayer.
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Kermit + Cookie Monster Diss OKPlayer.
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Kermit + Cookie Monster Diss OKPlayer.
Kmitch
Nov 16th 2001
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RE: Kermit + Cookie Monster Diss OKPlayer.
Nov 15th 2001
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RE: Kermit + Cookie Monster Diss OKPlayer.
jazzbelli
Nov 16th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
Nov 14th 2001
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the replies to this post
Nov 14th 2001
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damn
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RE: damn
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      so sweet
Nov 16th 2001
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      what did he say?
Nov 17th 2001
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you need to stop analyzing nelly.
theanswerkey
Nov 14th 2001
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Man... *shakes head*... LoL...
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Man... *shakes head*... LoL...
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YoU'Re StUpId.
Nov 15th 2001
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RE: Man... *shakes head*... LoL...
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RE: Man... *shakes head*... LoL...
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R U Retarded?
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: R U Retarded?
Nov 14th 2001
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wow! I like your spunk!
Nov 14th 2001
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my 2 pennies
HuktOnFonix16
Nov 14th 2001
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      u catch on quick
Nov 15th 2001
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yeah. IM the retarded one.
Nov 14th 2001
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SARCASM, YOU DUMB FuCK!
Nov 15th 2001
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2 thumbs up
Nov 18th 2001
98
sound like some Nostradamus stuff
Nov 14th 2001
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his aunt is Miss Cleo
Nov 15th 2001
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This is silly
Nov 14th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
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RE: THIS IS WEIRD
Nov 14th 2001
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      half? not even! n/m
Nov 15th 2001
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he hurts my head
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RE: he hurts my head
Nov 15th 2001
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      WHAT'S FUNNY!!!
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      DuMbAss
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           No shit...
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                When I said...
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                     My bad...
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                          PlaYeD YoUrSeLf
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Real Hip Hop
Nov 15th 2001
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furtado?
Nov 15th 2001
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Another victim of Furtado
Nov 15th 2001
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hee hee
Nov 16th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
lyric20904
Nov 16th 2001
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and
Nov 16th 2001
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my brain hurts
Nov 16th 2001
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Going Gold...
Nov 16th 2001
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RE: Going Gold...
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this is funny....
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*slits wrist*
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question or two...
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      3, 2, 1..1, 2, 3...
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*calling 911*
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      no, please don't
Nov 16th 2001
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           *shoveling hole shut*
Nov 16th 2001
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damn...
Nov 17th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
meadc
Nov 17th 2001
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Speaking of Mil......*ducks*
Nov 17th 2001
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Violent Death at 8
Nov 17th 2001
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he will be mourned.... n/m
Nov 18th 2001
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wrong forum
Nov 18th 2001
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basically.
Nov 18th 2001
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Sarcasm is right.
Nov 19th 2001
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honestly
Nov 18th 2001
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ARCHIVE NOW!!
Nov 18th 2001
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imbeciles!
Nov 18th 2001
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RE: Nelly Disses Okayplayer!!!!!!!!!
Nov 18th 2001
101
done laughing..............................................
Nov 18th 2001
102
*sigh*
moonflower
Nov 18th 2001
104
Archive!!!
Nov 19th 2001
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