Zeno on Hockey commentator John Davidson: JD is not Canadian. JD is a fat bastard expatriate who home-cooks for the U.S. at every chance. Whether it's bacon or pro-American sentiment, JD is always cooking something.
Spec on Freeway: Makes me wanna smack the shit outta my girls mom, just to see a little chinese lady cry
ESPN.com Second Page columnist Bill Simmons: There's nothing worse than a Bandwagon Jumper. If sports were a prison and sports fans made up all the prisoners, the Bandwagon Jumpers would be like the child molesters -- everyone else would pick on them, take turns beating them up and force them to toss more salads than Emeril Lagasse.
"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."