*has friends strapped down to the couch and their eyelibs taped open. 1:00 P.M.*

"Dead serious, man. I'M, as in me, in the new Roots music video."

*1:00 A.M.*

Friend #1: "Dude, we've been waiting here for half a day. We haven't eaten or drank anything in hours! In fact, there's no couch to be strapped in. We fuckin' ate it!"

"Man, fuck MTV Jams! Let's try VH1 Soul tomorrow or some shit!"

*goes to show friends to the door, when the new Roots video comes on.*

"Oh, Shit!!! There I am!! Right there next to Black Thought!! Guys!! Guys??!?"

"Jesus died at age 33. But what he didn't do is forget his niggas." (c) Sir Bumpy of Knuckles