CELEBRATING JULY AS FAKE QUOTE MONTH-The Okaystaff/Artist Edition***********************************"So, uhm Rakaa and Iriscience aren't the same person...wonder which one I've been sleeping with? Hate when that happens." -Angieee"My next single will be a Beastie Boys cover"- D'Angelo"How the fuck did that bitch get those naked photos of us?" -Rakaa and Iriscience (see the Okayartist board for clarity)"Tomorrow is Register Multiple Names Day on Okayplayer!" - Shawn Gee"Drumming is so last century..I'm turning in my sticks for a pair of moroccas" - ?uestlove"Moderating was the best thing that ever happened to me" - Improv"Help! I just recovered from my hangover and I'm locked in my room in Philly at the Holiday Inn!" - Steve"We're only in this business for the money." - The JazzyFatNastees"Got dammit! I got cornbread stuck in my teeth again!" - Common"Jay-Z writes all my rhymes" - Oracle