*********************** August is Top Ten Month! 10 things to do at a department store
10.hold cashiers hand and say "i feel sexy today." 9.dart suspiciously through the store humming the theme from "mission impossible." 8.put M&Ms on layaway 7.stand in the elevator facing the corner and whenever someone gets on start counting down, "10..9..8.." 6.walk up to an employee, say "i think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens 5.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse thru yell "pick me! pick me!" 4.make a trail of orange juice to the bathroom 3.hum only the first 7 notes of "it's a small world" over and over again. 2.anytime someone makes eye contact w/ you, look surprised and say to them, "hey! when did you get outta prison?" 1.go to fitting room and say real loud, "excuse me, we're out of toilet paper in here."