my friend comes thru and we hang out. she drove to my crib then we took my car and hit a few spots around town. we got a few drinks and partied ... good time was had. she didn't have to work today but i do so I had to cut our evening short. I drive back to my place and she wants to come in for a minute. so she says she's tired and wants to crash ... ok.

now usually I'll just give up my bed and sleep on the sofa. but she starts going into how much she appreciates me as a friend and that she sees me as a brother, mind you I don't know her that well. she's going on and on and comes to the conclusion there won't be anything sexual between us. ok ... fine.


I go to the closet; grab a sheet,blanket then i get a pillow off my bed and throw it on the couch. she's like I'm not trying to put you out of your bed. I said I know, the couch is for you.

"oh so you gonna out me on the couch"

yep

the way i see it since I'm in the friend zone you've just became my boy. what would i do to my boy in this situation. my boy would get the couch. I'm not trying to have you thinking you can come up in my spot and start making rules and getting comfortable. shorty lives 6 lights a yield and 2 stop signs away, you can go home.

"can't we share the bed"

OK YOU'RE ON THAT BULLSHIT!!

no, we can't

what's on these chicks birds these days.

now she mad

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putting bitches on the couch in '06