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"Okayplayer analogies."


  

          

Let's take it back to the SATs...with a twisted twist.

Ex: magnet : metal / Brainchild : vinyl

(That was an easy one. It goes downhill from here.)

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Okayplayer analogies. [View all] , DeePhunk, Thu Mar-10-05 05:00 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
take this to freestyle
Aug 13th 2003
1
this post:the boards
Aug 13th 2003
2
*pours out malt liquor for the death of this post*
Aug 13th 2003
3
*sways from side to side*
Aug 13th 2003
4
*dedicates it to his homies in the gangsta lean*
Aug 13th 2003
5
*fans latenitemix*
Aug 13th 2003
7
*starts fight in the post over money*
Aug 13th 2003
10
      *runs red lights in funeral procession*
Aug 13th 2003
18
           *parallel parks atop abigail cheeseborough's grave*
Aug 13th 2003
24
           *tells everyone "It sho was a beautiful service"*
Aug 13th 2003
35
                where the family gonna serve the food at?
Aug 13th 2003
38
                     activist
Aug 13th 2003
48
                     D poooost we love you. D post we love you!
Aug 13th 2003
52
                     *goes to get more tables n foldin chairs at aintie pear
Aug 13th 2003
51
                          loaded, I said I can get it!...*drops punch bowl*
Aug 13th 2003
54
                               *music stops, people gasps*
Aug 13th 2003
59
                                    *Rkelly Rocks a DeePhunk Throwback in new video*
Aug 13th 2003
66
                                         *spray paints "Okayplayer analogies2003" on wall*
Aug 13th 2003
68
                                         *takes a pic of the wall and puts pic on a white tee*
Aug 13th 2003
77
                                         *tatoos "Okayplayer analogies2003" on chest*
Aug 13th 2003
97
                                         c'mon an'up mah post..c'mon an'up maaahhh post.....
Aug 13th 2003
75
           *posts: 'RIP okp analogies' in GD*
Aug 13th 2003
28
*falls over on casket*
Aug 13th 2003
12
poor post. it was stillborn
Aug 13th 2003
6
      aborted, even
Aug 13th 2003
37
           nah homie "pulled out"
Aug 13th 2003
45
                skeeted on the sheets? awww skeet skeet muhfucka!
Aug 13th 2003
100
it's so hard....to say goodbye....
Aug 13th 2003
8
and I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake with me the memoriiiiiiiie
Aug 13th 2003
9
hey yay ayyyyyye ayayuh! it's so
Aug 13th 2003
11
Rest in Peace kevin miller
Aug 13th 2003
16
aim convo
Aug 13th 2003
13
LOL
Aug 13th 2003
15
ingenius
Aug 13th 2003
14
RE: ingenius
Aug 13th 2003
20
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
Aug 13th 2003
17
*watches uncles charles keel over on checker board*
Aug 13th 2003
19
that made me sad
Aug 13th 2003
22
*places index finger betwixt your eyes*
Aug 13th 2003
26
      *stands behind angel with baby in arms on mountain*
Aug 13th 2003
33
           *Eazy E walks through, head nod,walks on up yonder*
Aug 13th 2003
42
                *nas and jay z remake this post & shouts it out*
Aug 13th 2003
44
                     *little kim starts rapping like this post*
Aug 13th 2003
47
                          lil kim tattoos this post on her tumtum
Aug 13th 2003
115
I miss my uncle Charles y'allllllllllllllll
Aug 13th 2003
23
gonna gone miss everybody, gonna gone miss everbody
Aug 13th 2003
41
Shows up late with 10pc box of Popeyes
Aug 13th 2003
21
!
Aug 13th 2003
29
I just busted out laffin
Aug 13th 2003
36
just busted out
Aug 13th 2003
50
*i can't take no mo!*
Aug 13th 2003
55
hotdamn, lol
Aug 13th 2003
90
*releases posthumous album of this post's work*
Aug 13th 2003
25
you guys r messing up DeePhunk's post
Aug 13th 2003
27
*does dance in the rain under the streetlights*
Aug 13th 2003
46
      don't forget to back that shit up moonwalk style
Aug 13th 2003
49
           *stares blankly near the candlelight*
Aug 13th 2003
53
                *cues the 4 niggas to do their part*
Aug 13th 2003
58
                     *crashes motorcycle. Sits on Ground. Asks God Why*
Aug 13th 2003
61
                     i'm laughing loud as hell at that image
Aug 13th 2003
63
                     :0(
Aug 13th 2003
64
                     *walks up hillside with white clothing-clad children*
Aug 13th 2003
62
and to my brother kevin miller who was bout it bout it.
Aug 13th 2003
30
shouts out to
Aug 13th 2003
40
*in Scarface (from Half Baked) voice*
Aug 13th 2003
31
it's ok he's just angry and hurt. we gon get through th
Aug 13th 2003
34
denial is the first stage
Aug 13th 2003
209
awww
Aug 13th 2003
43
*incarcerated cousin starts to sing wearing shackles*
Aug 13th 2003
32
*detectives escorting him fidget nervously*
Aug 13th 2003
39
is it too late to edit?
Aug 13th 2003
56
*walks with horse-drawn casket down the street*
Aug 13th 2003
57
tell me something:
Aug 13th 2003
60
Gigli?
Aug 13th 2003
65
      movie::gigli
Aug 13th 2003
74
      obnoxious::bennifer
Aug 13th 2003
84
      i'm saying
Aug 13th 2003
76
      At least he didn't call it...
Aug 13th 2003
82
           acting::mariah carey
Aug 13th 2003
96
the funniest funeral ever................
Aug 13th 2003
67
*sends obituary to the newspapers*
Aug 13th 2003
69
*gets flower arranged in a shape of an uzi*
Aug 13th 2003
72
      *goes on montel williams*
Aug 13th 2003
78
           *books trip for Crossing Over w/John Edwards*
Aug 13th 2003
87
RICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 13th 2003
70
oh my god *rocks back and forth* oh my god
Aug 13th 2003
80
*Furious Styles rolls ben wa balls in one hand*
Aug 13th 2003
85
*walks neighborhood street in blood-stained clothes*
Aug 13th 2003
93
      *turns off headlights by the burger spot*
Aug 13th 2003
103
           *purchases half gallon of milk and scratch-offs*
Aug 13th 2003
109
           *stops to drain the weasel*
Aug 13th 2003
114
                *steals post's football*
Aug 13th 2003
121
           whats a gheri curl
Aug 13th 2003
122
                gheri vs. jerry. we did this post already
Aug 13th 2003
133
                     jheri...u both wrong
Aug 13th 2003
140
*slowly opens test scores*
Aug 13th 2003
86
THE BABY DON'T NEED TO BE SEEIN THIS!
Aug 13th 2003
92
      *sits on part of the couch with the plastic*
Aug 13th 2003
98
           *begins swinging wildly at the air*
Aug 13th 2003
104
           *walks across street with blood on shirt*
Aug 13th 2003
105
                *prepares to ride on these marks*
Aug 13th 2003
110
                     TURN YO BITCH ASS OVER!!
Aug 13th 2003
120
                     *mceiht: yo homie, you need some help?*
Aug 13th 2003
131
                          *jacks post for it's rims*
Aug 13th 2003
135
                               *hears post went out like willie lump lump*
Aug 13th 2003
238
                     RE: *prepares to ride on these marks*
Aug 13th 2003
258
WHY YOU HIT ME FOR, MAMA?
Aug 13th 2003
95
Gimme the BABY! Gimme the BABY!
Aug 13th 2003
107
DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM! DON'T YOU EVEER TOUCH HIM!!!!
Aug 13th 2003
171
pour out a little likka for the posts that ain't here..
Aug 13th 2003
71
*puts picture of this post up next to JFK, Jesus & MLK
Aug 13th 2003
73
That's Jesus's momma?
Aug 13th 2003
79
*engraves a memorable BT quote on pic*
Aug 13th 2003
83
*tries to contact post's spirit on 'beyond'*
Aug 13th 2003
81
*releases doves*
Aug 13th 2003
88
I never seen a man cry until I seen a post die
Aug 13th 2003
89
okps in this post::Deephunk
Aug 13th 2003
91
okps in this post::Deephunk
Aug 13th 2003
94
      okps in this post::Deephunk
Aug 13th 2003
112
*post comes back as crime fighting superhero*
Aug 13th 2003
99
WHY IS THIS AT 100 REPLIES?????
Aug 13th 2003
101
*gets picture of post tattoed on arm w/wings*
Aug 13th 2003
102
*visits the posts kids. Promises to raise as my own*
Aug 13th 2003
      aaaaaaahahahahahaa
Aug 13th 2003
283
Up early in the mornin, dressed in black....
Aug 13th 2003
106
they killed a homie that i went to school with
Aug 13th 2003
127
      they say be strong and I'm tryin...
Aug 13th 2003
*throws roses onto ground while wearing...
Aug 13th 2003
108
*turns to VH1: Behind The Post*
Aug 13th 2003
111
where are they now.
Aug 13th 2003
116
      *post kicks coke habit. stars in lorenzo lamas movies*
Aug 13th 2003
118
           *post meets new love after rehab*
Aug 13th 2003
125
CLEAR!!!!
Aug 13th 2003
113
monotonic
Aug 13th 2003
177
      . n/m
Aug 13th 2003
200
      NO! *continues to pound on posts chest*
Aug 13th 2003
           beep....beep....beep...beep....
Aug 13th 2003
230
*Names first child(male or female) Lil Analogy*
Aug 13th 2003
117
*dead* (like this post)
Aug 13th 2003
222
Says "damn damn, Damn!" ala Florida Evans
Aug 13th 2003
119
*drops pan of food on kitchen floor*
Aug 13th 2003
126
*makes raina carry my 10 pc for being later than me*
Aug 13th 2003
128
says to loaded
Aug 13th 2003
148
*sends DeePhunk a telegram*
Aug 13th 2003
130
      haaaaaaa
Aug 13th 2003
yells *TAKE ME NOW!!!!*
Aug 13th 2003
123
*tries to hop in casket with post*
Aug 13th 2003
      *it's alright, X. post is in a better place now*
Aug 13th 2003
149
resurrection::this post
Aug 13th 2003
124
delsbrothergeorge::deephunk
Aug 13th 2003
134
      *guess whoze home guess whoze hoooooommmmeeee*
Aug 13th 2003
145
this post is getting pelted with rocks
Aug 13th 2003
129
*plays Hypnotize*
Aug 13th 2003
132
*looks for post's name on memorial wall in DC*
Aug 13th 2003
136
*opens up memorial fund for posts' spinoff kids*
Aug 13th 2003
137
*asks Jesse Jackson to do the eunalogy*
Aug 13th 2003
139
      *rings tower bell 145 times in honor of this post*
Aug 13th 2003
142
its jheri u tard
Aug 13th 2003
138
there is a salon in mount vernon that says gheri
Aug 13th 2003
152
*starts fucking post's wifey*
Aug 13th 2003
141
*cuts out obituary. puts it in bible*
Aug 13th 2003
146
*takes 1 personal day and 4 sick days off to recover*
Aug 13th 2003
143
archive.
Aug 13th 2003
144
second that
Aug 13th 2003
150
*visits archive every 8/13
Aug 13th 2003
151
*scratches* Dee's post *scratches* Dee's post
Aug 13th 2003
147
*has barbecue on national holiday for post*
Aug 13th 2003
*starts rumor: post is alive and on an island w/tupac*
Aug 13th 2003
154
lmao
Aug 13th 2003
284
YALL MUTHAFUCKAS IS CRAZY
Aug 13th 2003
155
*airbrushes post on t-shirt*
Aug 13th 2003
156
*rocks t-shirt to club with fresh new chuck Ts"
Aug 13th 2003
159
This post is platinum for all the wrong reasons.
Aug 13th 2003
157
haha... whatever man
Aug 13th 2003
166
*lightbulb over head*
Aug 13th 2003
202
it's goin' horribly awry at a very fast rate
Aug 13th 2003
187
its better than being immortalized for ballsmell.
Aug 13th 2003
211
*visits grave the next day in the rain*
Aug 13th 2003
158
*vows to exact revenge on whoever killed this post*
Aug 13th 2003
160
      *announces a bounty on the real killer*
Aug 13th 2003
229
the moderator called to identify the body
Aug 13th 2003
161
*finds out about post from Lingo post*
Aug 13th 2003
162
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Aug 13th 2003
168
HA HA!
Aug 13th 2003
170
that one wins
Aug 13th 2003
174
iss over........i got tears in my eyes.
Aug 13th 2003
223
tommmmyyyyyy!
Aug 13th 2003
163
*runs circles around post in polyester suit*
Aug 13th 2003
179
*takes white sheet off of bleeding carcass*
Aug 13th 2003
164
*post says 'finish me, now'*
Aug 13th 2003
165
      *takes out gun and puts it in his hands*
Aug 13th 2003
167
           *walks away while gunshot echoes through boards*
Aug 13th 2003
172
                *avenges post's death.*
Aug 13th 2003
176
                     *one man assault on killer's hideout*
Aug 13th 2003
178
                          *deephunk begs for forgiveness for killing the post*
Aug 13th 2003
183
*releases book of poetry inspired by post*
Aug 13th 2003
169
the post that grew from concrete
Aug 13th 2003
181
      "post" by saul williams
Aug 13th 2003
196
      *snaps fingers. plays bongos. weeps*
Aug 13th 2003
228
      *maya angelou and treach take turns reading
Aug 13th 2003
224
*glynn turman runs through post*
Aug 13th 2003
173
whoa, now that's one obscure reference
Aug 13th 2003
180
      post, i know you don't like poetry...*
Aug 13th 2003
192
           *but i'ma read it to ya anyway...*
Aug 13th 2003
198
*records tribute album with proceeds to post's family*
Aug 13th 2003
175
HALF the proceeds to post's family.
Aug 13th 2003
186
*embezzles post-aid proceeds*
Aug 13th 2003
189
*album to be released on Tha Row*
Aug 13th 2003
191
*sets up trust fund for post's children*
Aug 13th 2003
182
*sees "analogy post" while watching 'three men & a baby
Aug 13th 2003
184
lol! only if you go frame by frame.
Aug 13th 2003
206
UNCLE FREDDIE DIED?
Aug 13th 2003
185
You motherfucker!!!!!! You Killed Uncle Freddie
Aug 13th 2003
197
Daaaaam! Daaaaaaaammmmm! DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!
Aug 13th 2003
221
*throws self on posts' casket screamin' MAMA NO!!!!*
Aug 13th 2003
188
i've never seen a post postjacked like this before
Aug 13th 2003
190
this is the 1st. there will be 2 more.
Aug 13th 2003
193
*yeah. they say posts come in threes*.
Aug 13th 2003
203
NOO!! I'm done. i can't read no mo'.
Aug 13th 2003
280
*starts filming okayplayer analogies: the aftermath*
Aug 13th 2003
194
*T.R.O.P. reaches top of Hot 100 singles,
Aug 13th 2003
195
*attempts to tell Dee how to make his posts*
Aug 13th 2003
207
usually D.P.S. but this time came sober.
Aug 13th 2003
269
I reminisce for a spell, or should i say post back
Aug 13th 2003
226
*tries to talk to post via ouija board. Gets really sca
Aug 13th 2003
199
*looks at funeral directors* which one of y'all worked
Aug 13th 2003
201
*innappropriate laughter*
Aug 13th 2003
214
neeeeeeeeeear the crawwwwwssss
Aug 13th 2003
204
*starts drinking heavily*
Aug 13th 2003
205
*posts about the post's death. Sees lingos post*
Aug 13th 2003
208
The Repass will be held
Aug 13th 2003
210
*hits reload button. moments of disbelief*
Aug 13th 2003
212
*explains death to the young okayplayers*
Aug 13th 2003
215
      *post fakes death. moves to cuba*
Aug 13th 2003
220
Post found slain, and Analogy's it's name
Aug 13th 2003
213
ANALAHJAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Aug 13th 2003
242
*cues mahalia jackson*
Aug 13th 2003
216
AMMMMAZZZINNGGGGGGGGG GRAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 13th 2003
240
*shows the LeroyBumpkin dvd of this post*
Aug 13th 2003
217
*mourns post til I join post*
Aug 13th 2003
218
RADIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *tosses trashcan*
Aug 13th 2003
219
i see you, bukarak.
Aug 13th 2003
225
*watches sowhat's reply get caught in the crossfire*
Aug 13th 2003
275
*cues Bad Boy's Forgotten Hits*
Aug 13th 2003
227
*post sightings reported in Enquirer*
Aug 13th 2003
231
Post Side Story
Aug 13th 2003
232
*Micheal Eric Dyson teaches class on post*
Aug 13th 2003
233
*clueless yt kids become 'experts' after taking class*
Aug 13th 2003
Another post loses life tonite, laaawwwd
Aug 13th 2003
234
*dirt comes out on post. fans shocked, saddened*
Aug 13th 2003
235
*holds a "No More Post-On-Post Violence" rally*
Aug 13th 2003
236
*headline: artists to remake self-destruction*
Aug 13th 2003
243
      *ya headed for post-de-struct-shun*
Aug 13th 2003
247
      *song to be titled "Post Analogy"*
Aug 13th 2003
249
chill for a minute
Aug 13th 2003
237
*beat boxes during black and white montage*
Aug 13th 2003
241
      *refuses to be chained by the beast!*
Aug 13th 2003
257
           *secedes from this thread and forms H.E.A.L.*
Aug 13th 2003
260
           *notifies party people it's time I release*
Aug 13th 2003
270
*post featured on 'pac's next album*
Aug 13th 2003
239
*faints at post graveside rites*
Aug 13th 2003
244
*fuckers...*
Aug 13th 2003
245
YO BITCH GIVE ME YA JACKET
Aug 13th 2003
246
*post goes to join Elizabeth*
Aug 13th 2003
248
The Big One... I'm coming to meet you Elizabeth
Aug 13th 2003
272
AWWW JAMIE DON'T START THAT SHIT
Aug 13th 2003
250
WIT HIS LAST BIT OF ENERGY LEFT...
Aug 13th 2003
251
HERE COME HIS OLD EARTH WIT NO SHOES ON!
Aug 13th 2003
253
      CALLA AMBULANCE! DEE'S POST GOT SHOT!
Aug 13th 2003
254
*post realizes he cares if he lives or dies*
Aug 13th 2003
252
but it's too late! *mc eiht song plays in background*
Aug 13th 2003
256
*finds picture of post on rotten.com*
Aug 13th 2003
255
well done, my friend.
Aug 13th 2003
261
*squeeze off 6 nothin shorter-*
Aug 13th 2003
259
*post turns around holdin his daughter* DAMN!
Aug 13th 2003
265
THEY KILLED CORNBREAD!
Aug 13th 2003
262
*tells neighborhood kids the story of "Bloody Post"*
Aug 13th 2003
263
Yo...we should stop, folks.
Aug 13th 2003
264
true..youre right
Aug 13th 2003
266
kill joy
Aug 13th 2003
i was just thinking that a few minutes ago
Aug 13th 2003
268
cosign. lock and archive.
Aug 13th 2003
273
i'm not so sure.
Aug 13th 2003
277
*THEY SHOT THIS POST AGAIN!*
Aug 13th 2003
267
*steals posts Spot-Bilts and Kangol*
Aug 13th 2003
271
*a ring flashes on monitor around post*
Aug 13th 2003
274
*phone rings, voice whispsers "7 Dayssss"*
Aug 13th 2003
281
This is worse than my "Sa" post over a year ago.
Aug 13th 2003
276
*holds press conf/rally w/ Al Sharpton* DIRTY ASS COPS!
Aug 13th 2003
278
*spits game to post's little sister*
Aug 13th 2003
279
And here I was excited..
Aug 13th 2003
282
*wipe yourself off post, u dead - throws hankerchief*
Aug 13th 2003
285
u did good on this post;look like it layin there sleep
Aug 13th 2003
286
Is it... is it dead?
Aug 13th 2003
287
Cat runs off with dead post in his mouf......
Aug 13th 2003
288
*collects life insurance on the post & runs off ...
Aug 13th 2003
289
*holds first annual okp analogies awards*
Aug 13th 2003
290
you killed the post! YOU BASTARDS!
Aug 13th 2003
291
"we are gathered here today..."
Aug 13th 2003
292

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