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morpheme
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Tue Sep-02-14 06:39 PM

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"i just sent the freakiest msg on fb -SOBER..."


  

          

about 20 years ago i had the good fortune of being a counselor at a girl scouts equestrian camp.

one week i had 23 flipping girls all to myself
the average was about 5-7
anyhoo
i had this one charge
cass
i thought she was one of the most beautiful children i'd ever laid eyes on.
she was this olive-skinned sorta sarita choudhury looking little girl
at least that is who she brought to mind
good good times.

well
i'd never forgotten her name
facebooked her and sent her a message.


*SiGh*
i need some business don't i?

  

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i just sent the freakiest msg on fb -SOBER... [View all] , morpheme, Tue Sep-02-14 06:39 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I though I was going to have to check my FB inbox.
Aug 30th 2014
1
reb'n...
Aug 30th 2014
2
      is this buffet style or single plate?
Aug 30th 2014
4
           family style...
Aug 30th 2014
5
           That and, I cooks the Beans and the Riiiiiice!
Aug 30th 2014
11
           *looks up from plate of poke chops & rice in utter confusion*
Aug 30th 2014
6
                hahaha...
Aug 30th 2014
8
                no maam, yall go on ahead & continue doing what you do
Aug 30th 2014
9
                     Why are you all up in my flow?
Aug 30th 2014
13
                ROTFL....
Aug 30th 2014
10
Perv
Aug 30th 2014
3
call the ppl, Mgmt...
Aug 30th 2014
7
      Look here beautiful
Aug 31st 2014
21
i'd like to provide a set and videography skills.
Aug 30th 2014
12
Did you say: You grew up REAL NICE...
Aug 30th 2014
14
Where's the freak part?
Aug 30th 2014
15
If a dude made this post he would never live it down on here
Aug 30th 2014
16
Not true.
Aug 31st 2014
17
you missed his point
Aug 31st 2014
18
a dude making a post about fb stalking a 7yr old girl
Aug 31st 2014
20
yup. woulda been run off the boards at worst.
Aug 31st 2014
24
I hate to say it but this post made even my eyebrow raise....
Aug 31st 2014
43
yah you're right.
Aug 31st 2014
47
      well
Aug 31st 2014
48
      Please don't throw me in that patch of brier's over there!
Aug 31st 2014
49
           Lol! I can't cosign crack smoking but I like your Idgaf attitude nm
Sep 01st 2014
51
      naw b... its nasty.
Sep 01st 2014
53
           yeah I guess this slight detail makes it something else.
Sep 02nd 2014
77
http://i.minus.com/ibmP3AmjjkXloo.jpg
Aug 31st 2014
27
^ ∆∆∆
Aug 31st 2014
19
He'd be considered creepy without a doubt
Aug 31st 2014
23
Word bond, ninja would be thown AWALL UNDA DA BUS!
Aug 31st 2014
26
what did I just read?
Aug 31st 2014
22
right, I'm all kinds of lost, is this some pedo shit or what?
Aug 31st 2014
25
      it's too much info
Aug 31st 2014
45
      That's what I was thinking lol
Sep 02nd 2014
116
well now I know who didn't do well on reading comprehension exams
Aug 31st 2014
28
please educate us
Aug 31st 2014
29
NNN
Aug 31st 2014
30
      y'all chowder heads saw the word freak and immediately
Aug 31st 2014
31
           this ain't your old college professor or even a high school teacher...
Aug 31st 2014
32
           once again...y'all saw the word freak...
Aug 31st 2014
34
           along with the word "SOBER", implying that it was the sort of thing...
Aug 31st 2014
36
           as if FREAK and FREAKIEST dont have a meaning
Aug 31st 2014
39
           add on her back n forth with case one
Aug 31st 2014
41
                he wouldn't...
Sep 02nd 2014
58
                     shouldve let this post fall
Sep 02nd 2014
65
                          drop it as low as your stock with women?
Sep 02nd 2014
67
                               maybe I should request a yearbook from the local elementary
Sep 02nd 2014
74
                                    i've told you before...
Sep 02nd 2014
76
                                         r u high?
Sep 02nd 2014
87
           lol yo just sit this one out
Aug 31st 2014
40
           Man stfu
Sep 01st 2014
50
                What the fuck is your problem coming at me like that?
Sep 01st 2014
52
                     the problem is defending this bullshit...
Sep 01st 2014
54
           nigger, you can't be for real...
Sep 02nd 2014
57
                yet u were the one initially riding out on the sexual context
Sep 02nd 2014
60
                look here, tweety...
Sep 02nd 2014
66
                this aint' the time for verbal gymnastics...
Sep 02nd 2014
61
                     nigga, i'm a grammatical contortionist...
Sep 02nd 2014
68
                          get to stretching...
Sep 02nd 2014
85
                          Not for nothin', I laughed out loud at dis shit!
Sep 02nd 2014
105
           I don't think anyone said what she did was out of bounds
Aug 31st 2014
33
           right. no one said she was wrong
Aug 31st 2014
37
           Heavens! Look what y'all made heavenlei do!
Aug 31st 2014
35
           Didnt i say 'creepy' wouldve been the better adjective?
Aug 31st 2014
38
this post, is... strange
Aug 31st 2014
42
wooooooooooowwwww (c) Flava Flav
Aug 31st 2014
44
I was refreshing my inbox like crazy
Aug 31st 2014
46
creep factor on 10!
Sep 01st 2014
55
i wasn't blind...
Sep 02nd 2014
59
      if someone contacted your son 20 years later...
Sep 02nd 2014
62
      don't tell me what i would do...
Sep 02nd 2014
69
      u eyeing any of jacks friends?
Sep 02nd 2014
63
           nigga
Sep 02nd 2014
64
           you eyeing any more bitches who need their rent paid...
Sep 02nd 2014
70
                got me confused or is u just flingin ur feces to see what sticks?
Sep 02nd 2014
72
                     lol
Sep 02nd 2014
73
                     everything you post is an ode to an L...
Sep 02nd 2014
75
                          yea u def got me confused
Sep 02nd 2014
84
                               the only thing "regrettable" about this post...
Sep 02nd 2014
89
                                    hmm
Sep 02nd 2014
95
Okay yeah this post happened with a guy already
Sep 01st 2014
56
What a double-standard factory this place is
Sep 02nd 2014
71
That might have been my KILF post from over a decade ago.
Sep 02nd 2014
99
      I wasn't on here then, never saw that thread
Sep 02nd 2014
115
This post is so weird.
Sep 02nd 2014
78
how 'odd' were those k_orr messages?
Sep 02nd 2014
79
      That has nothing to do with this.
Sep 02nd 2014
80
      never does, does it?
Sep 02nd 2014
83
      mmmh... this smells good.
Sep 02nd 2014
86
           Its about to be the reckoning in here yo...
Sep 02nd 2014
90
           Lol nah it ain't gon be going down like that.
Sep 02nd 2014
91
                what replies could i possibly be seeking?
Sep 02nd 2014
93
5 STARS
Sep 02nd 2014
81
lol
Sep 02nd 2014
82
haha
Sep 02nd 2014
88
#creeplife
Sep 02nd 2014
92
keeeep trying...
Sep 02nd 2014
94
      everybody want to be weird until its weird
Sep 02nd 2014
96
           lol
Sep 02nd 2014
100
           * *Wit da assist........http://i.minus.com/iCBn0cn0HQNYU.jpg
Sep 02nd 2014
106
so you were NOT trying to make this sound weird
Sep 02nd 2014
97
man listen...
Sep 02nd 2014
101
sound weird how?
Sep 02nd 2014
103
      Yo you have to admit it all comes to gether to have a sexual overtone...
Sep 02nd 2014
104
      she know that
Sep 02nd 2014
107
      i don't have to admit that...
Sep 02nd 2014
112
           lol it is the truth period
Sep 02nd 2014
118
      i didn't say you said you were sexually attracted at any time
Sep 02nd 2014
109
      mama.... you ended that original post talking about you
Sep 02nd 2014
110
           because some ignant ass niggas chose to be...
Sep 02nd 2014
113
Well, did she reply or nah?
Sep 02nd 2014
98
this shit is hilarious FYI
Sep 02nd 2014
102
lol..been watching this post waiting for it to boil over all weekend
Sep 02nd 2014
108
so are you a lesbian or nah?
Sep 02nd 2014
111
is yo mammy?
Sep 02nd 2014
114
Lol. Boooooo. This trolling ass post
Sep 02nd 2014
117

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