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"I need help :The bosses wife made me a casserol dinner to take home"


          

How the fuck do I navigate this one? On Saturday she sends a text asking if we eat mushrooms and spinach. She says she is at a farmer's market and picked up some shit from a local grocer.

I come into work and she has a cooler bag with rolls, casserol, sides, etc. We just had a baby and this is her gift, she had a card to go with it but forgot it at home. Bringing another woman's food into a Black womans house is a deal breaker.

now, waaaaay back when we first bought a house we hosted thanksgiving and I was stupid and asked the bosses wife to make her banging ass Mac n Cheese. My wife wouldn't touch it. Gave me the "nigga, you breaking the #1 rule" speech. I learned that day... I knew. but since we had a new house and shit going on, I was trying lighten the load.

so.... what do I do? Do I Lie? Say I picked it up at some farmer's market on the way home? She can burn too....

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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I need help :The bosses wife made me a casserol dinner to take home [View all] , legsdiamond, Mon Sep-28-15 10:00 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
homeless shelter...
Sep 28th 2015
1
real talk? Tell your wife to get the fuck over it.
Sep 28th 2015
2
I'm not going to do that but thanks for the reply.
Sep 28th 2015
10
      lololol
Sep 28th 2015
39
that's the #1 rule? damn, i musta slept through that lesson.
Sep 28th 2015
3
is your wife Black?
Sep 28th 2015
9
      yes
Sep 28th 2015
21
My wife doesn't have that rule, I'm not sure it exists.
Sep 28th 2015
4
is your wife Black?
Sep 28th 2015
8
      So black women are a monolith?
Sep 28th 2015
12
      you are way too serious for this thread.
Sep 28th 2015
20
      Next time ask for jokes, not advice.
Sep 28th 2015
22
           thanks bro, I needed that
Sep 28th 2015
31
                I'm here for you. you're on your own with your hurt as feelings though...
Sep 28th 2015
42
                     how come you never tried to keep a senes of humor when we were dating?
Sep 28th 2015
48
                          Kill yourself.
Sep 28th 2015
53
                               0_0
Sep 28th 2015
55
                               In fairness, I'm just giving him what I know he wants
Sep 28th 2015
57
                               lol, his sense of humor is killing pets
Sep 28th 2015
59
                                    This makes zero sense.
Sep 28th 2015
61
                               fuck you, it's my turn to move on!
Sep 28th 2015
63
                               No. Have another bottle of Thunderbird and a bottle of Oxy to go with it
Sep 28th 2015
73
                                    i dont even know what all that wacky shit is. im not coming out of
Sep 28th 2015
74
                                         Have you cleaned the vomit off your burlap cloak yet, you filthy whino?
Sep 28th 2015
77
                               this is so unnecessary
Sep 28th 2015
116
                                    When he stops stalking me I'll stop telling him to off himself
Sep 28th 2015
124
                                    wtf is wrong with you?
Sep 28th 2015
141
                                    can you cook him a casserol? cause clearly that pissed him off
Sep 28th 2015
149
                                    oh, I deserve EVERYTHING good in life you ignorant cunt.
Sep 28th 2015
170
                                    oh, I deserve EVERYTHING good in life you ignorant cunt.
Sep 28th 2015
171
                                    RE: When he stops stalking me -- a question
Sep 28th 2015
143
                                         That's a joke of a question and you know it.
Sep 28th 2015
165
                                    that dude got issues
Sep 28th 2015
128
                                         Nah, you just have no spine and/or make shitty bait posts
Sep 28th 2015
131
                                              thank you for helping this go plat...
Sep 28th 2015
137
      nah -- just women in general
Sep 28th 2015
66
      Yes
Sep 28th 2015
68
thats a silly ass rule fam. But if it was me i'd keep it at work and eat
Sep 28th 2015
5
maybe you could say your boss made it.
Sep 28th 2015
6
damn, no wonder this place is dead.
Sep 28th 2015
7
OKP is dead because you asked for advice but REALLY wanted jokes?
Sep 28th 2015
14
I would double check with the wife
Sep 28th 2015
11
eat that shit at work like a boss...
Sep 28th 2015
13
Naw I don't think that's a universal rule. The rule is it's a violation...
Sep 28th 2015
15
^
Sep 28th 2015
18
I think she has to know the woman.
Sep 28th 2015
47
if its for the whole house whats the problem?
Sep 28th 2015
62
The only remotely situation is this single chick fixed me a plate at a B...
Sep 28th 2015
70
The "rule" is another woman shouldn't be taking care of her man
Sep 28th 2015
87
tell your wife that the boss made it. not his wife, the boss himself
Sep 28th 2015
16
grow some balls. :)
Sep 28th 2015
17
reverse misogyny
Sep 28th 2015
19
Well damn. LOL.
Sep 28th 2015
23
I said.....biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Sep 28th 2015
25
^^^^^Here are the jokes you asked for fam
Sep 28th 2015
26
.
Sep 28th 2015
188
#POAST
Sep 28th 2015
40
yo, marriage sounds weak as fuck if this is life. eat that shit.
Sep 28th 2015
24
Nah, marriage ain't weak. You're thinking of Legs's backbone.
Sep 28th 2015
27
*closes laptop*pours coffee in mug*cups with both hands*stares out*
Sep 28th 2015
30
https://youtu.be/fi8MI7jjpSY
Sep 28th 2015
56
      godamnitt.
Sep 28th 2015
64
Yaaaaaas the glory days of OKP have come back!!!!
Sep 28th 2015
110
well damn... that had to feel good when you clicked post
Sep 28th 2015
34
      dick hoard and everything
Sep 28th 2015
45
OKConsensus: We think yo wife is a dick off your info
Sep 28th 2015
28
Is your wife black though? Because all black women are like this.
Sep 28th 2015
29
      well we know no one aint cookin for your miserable ass
Sep 28th 2015
38
           No one ain't cooking? I thought you were educated. Just take the L, cryb...
Sep 28th 2015
41
just get in front of it + let her know ur bringing it home in advance
Sep 28th 2015
32
they trying to make a monkey out of you.
Sep 28th 2015
33
trying? these mofos throwing banana peels at the God
Sep 28th 2015
36
      The God? YOU? Legsdiamond? YOU??
Sep 28th 2015
43
      damn man. this bad. you got my got my old beat-up wild typing at you
Sep 28th 2015
44
           it's OK bruh...
Sep 28th 2015
52
           Let's see....10:22 eastern. You're on what, your fifth bottle of Night T...
Sep 28th 2015
60
                how many time have you put down your children today? huh?
Sep 28th 2015
65
                     Oh I'm a wellspring of encouragement and affirmation to my children
Sep 28th 2015
76
                          i fucking hope so. cause i believe in you.
Sep 28th 2015
79
                               Again: only a true scumbag takes your current tact. using my kids for th...
Sep 28th 2015
81
                                    take a lunch break. buy your wife some flowers.
Sep 28th 2015
83
                                         Write that note scumbag. Then do it.
Sep 28th 2015
85
                                              don't forget to tell her how pretty she is.
Sep 28th 2015
86
                                                   Oh I remind my Black Queen of her beauty daily, and that kills you.
Sep 28th 2015
98
                                                        don't type me to death about your marriage.
Sep 28th 2015
105
                                                             my wife and both kids are very happy. about to move into our second hom...
Sep 28th 2015
113
                                                                  who are you trying to impress?
Sep 28th 2015
118
                                                                       Uhhhh, what's going on here guys. Y'all want to talk about it?
Sep 28th 2015
122
                                                                            DZ makes a point of stalking my posts. Currently he's using my wife and ...
Sep 28th 2015
125
                                                                                 -
Sep 28th 2015
159
you just had a baby
Sep 28th 2015
35
I know... but let this place cook for a while, it's monday
Sep 28th 2015
37
      How the fuck do I navigate this one?"- You
Sep 28th 2015
54
           its a bait post on a monday you big dummy
Sep 28th 2015
67
                Riiiiiiiiiight. Baiting people into making fun of you with no comebacks
Sep 28th 2015
80
                     In fairness, he's been stepping into L's like a Sesame Street skit latel...
Sep 28th 2015
88
                     ah... well damn now I feel bad
Sep 28th 2015
89
                     liar
Sep 28th 2015
93
                          ^^^^^Pyroclastic Flow. GOT DAMN!!! GET HIM REX!!!!
Sep 28th 2015
101
                          No snark. You've admitted to changing details for comedic effect
Sep 28th 2015
187
                     take your meds
Sep 28th 2015
97
                          ^^^^ this canned fallback is always amusing
Sep 28th 2015
100
is your wife black?
Sep 28th 2015
46
Step one, on the way home you need to make a stop
Sep 28th 2015
49
LMAO
Sep 28th 2015
58
What part of the country is your wife from?
Sep 28th 2015
50
https://youtu.be/A8mUMSi5M8g
Sep 28th 2015
51
Is wifey regular Black or playery Black?...u know..openminded
Sep 28th 2015
69
playery Black is the openminded choice?
Sep 28th 2015
78
      of course yes ...lol...regular Black folks are skeptical about
Sep 28th 2015
90
don't you put the evil on us lol
Sep 28th 2015
71
nope.. nothing bad at all.
Sep 28th 2015
72
      mmhmm
Sep 28th 2015
82
           dead serious...
Sep 28th 2015
92
                I knew it!!!
Sep 28th 2015
107
A+ post would read again
Sep 28th 2015
75
shit got weird in here
Sep 28th 2015
84
very
Sep 28th 2015
94
I'm pretty sure that dude has an eye twitch
Sep 28th 2015
99
It was your booby trapped post.
Sep 28th 2015
104
Real fast too...
Sep 28th 2015
136
      dead at that gif
Sep 28th 2015
140
RE: A+ post would read again
Sep 28th 2015
191
that exchange above is extremely bizarre
Sep 28th 2015
91
dude are you gonna create a team in Survivor or nah?
Sep 28th 2015
95
      done...my bad, thun
Sep 28th 2015
117
           aight no prob..lol
Sep 28th 2015
130
So legsdiamond and Cold Truth are fuckin and he's mad another...
Sep 28th 2015
96
lol, turrible, just turrible (c).
Sep 28th 2015
102
you gonna take your earrings off when u fight ol girl @ legsdiamond job?...
Sep 28th 2015
109
      my apologies.. usually i keep my bitchez in line
Sep 28th 2015
114
      Says the lost puppy dog who started following me around on sign up
Sep 28th 2015
119
      You're really going to double down on this 6th grade retort?
Sep 28th 2015
115
           lol i know you aren't talkin
Sep 28th 2015
120
                Please. You ran with the "oh they fucking!" routine
Sep 28th 2015
126
                     Y'all wanted to keep it under wraps?
Sep 28th 2015
129
                          ^^^^Thinks Kevin James is hilarious
Sep 28th 2015
133
                               true
Sep 28th 2015
142
lol
Sep 28th 2015
103
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivda030W1qia1g5.gif
Sep 28th 2015
106
black woman gets upset because someone else cooked? Really?
Sep 28th 2015
108
bring home dinner tomorrow and say Tina in accounting
Sep 28th 2015
111
      LOL. If she's fine and we had some back history, then maybe
Sep 28th 2015
121
           im gonna try the "more for me" approach tonight
Sep 28th 2015
138
I don't obey made up rules
Sep 28th 2015
112
Soo no one caught the buried lead? Da Hell you doing texting the bosses....
Sep 28th 2015
123
Well he did say it was a bait post for Monday
Sep 28th 2015
you doing waaaaaaay too much.
Sep 28th 2015
132
      How so? Please, explain.
Sep 28th 2015
135
           what you said may be true..but all i see is you going on and on and on a...
Sep 28th 2015
139
                what is sad is we havent gone back and forth for a good minute
Sep 28th 2015
146
                We're I replying to thin air, you'd have a point
Sep 28th 2015
147
                     wtf? this is where i know you are crazy
Sep 28th 2015
151
                     he's HANGRY
Sep 28th 2015
158
                     yes, pig. bullshit. you chime in and admittedly know nothing
Sep 28th 2015
173
                     lol, ok.
Sep 28th 2015
152
                     Typical response when facts get in the way of your story
Sep 28th 2015
177
                     everyone sees you foaming at the mouth in here bruh...
Sep 28th 2015
153
                     -
Sep 28th 2015
154
                          kids man... cant talk about the kids
Sep 28th 2015
156
                               kill yourself is okay?
Sep 28th 2015
160
                                    touche
Sep 28th 2015
164
                                    You come to me, bitch. I don't come to you.
Sep 28th 2015
181
                     Seriously no bullshit but it might be time for you to log off...
Sep 28th 2015
157
                     this is how he usually acts tho...
Sep 28th 2015
163
                     Dummy, people are getting personal with me.
Sep 28th 2015
179
                     All jokes aside you better be glad that you behind a computer...
Sep 28th 2015
183
                          Who's taking things too seriously now?
Sep 28th 2015
186
                               I'm not doin this back n forth dance wit you...
Sep 28th 2015
192
                                    .
Sep 28th 2015
195
                                         You know what? Fuck it. You put me in a lose lose scenario. You win out....
Sep 28th 2015
196
                     Dummy, people are getting personal with me.
Sep 28th 2015
180
                     You bamma'ing up this post fam. We could be having some serious jokes
Sep 28th 2015
162
                          I served up a gem and ASKED for jokes...
Sep 28th 2015
167
                          lol I DID go in and you caught feelings
Sep 28th 2015
176
                          You can still be doing all of that
Sep 28th 2015
174
                               Great now I am persecuting you too. SMH. But you are right....
Sep 28th 2015
178
                                    You say persecution, not me. plus you're adding to what you see as the ...
Sep 28th 2015
182
Well he did say it was a bait post for Monday
Sep 28th 2015
127
lits a small company. should i ignore her text?
Sep 28th 2015
134
      when i was in my 20s, the boss' wife ran her hands over my braids
Sep 28th 2015
144
           my boss is flirty too.. not touchy feelie tho
Sep 28th 2015
155
                um the same boss whose wife made the casserole?
Sep 28th 2015
161
                     lmao.. nah, bosses wife. smh
Sep 28th 2015
169
it's traditional to give people food when they have a baby
Sep 28th 2015
145
its our first baby and I did not know this... interesting.
Sep 28th 2015
148
that's...crazy.
Sep 28th 2015
150
      true...but by folks WE know.
Sep 28th 2015
166
           ikr.. my wife has never met the bosses wife
Sep 28th 2015
168
           a beautiful hot mess lol
Sep 28th 2015
172
           i dont see the issue with coworkers.
Sep 28th 2015
198
           yeah but she's affiliated so i wouldnt have an issue with it
Sep 28th 2015
197
is your wife black?
Sep 28th 2015
184
This post is why I used to call all of you niggers.
Sep 28th 2015
175
but is your wife black though?
Sep 28th 2015
185
      If so, how black is she?
Sep 28th 2015
190
This is kind of silly
Sep 28th 2015
189
Lol, Jesus what happened in here?
Sep 28th 2015
193
This post is like a terrible remake of okps old days.
Sep 28th 2015
194
There is only one reason why this is an issue
Sep 28th 2015
199
eat it. i bet its fuckin good.
Sep 28th 2015
200
Its in the oven
Sep 28th 2015
202
What the hell happened in here? Shit was about casserole--
Sep 28th 2015
201
http://i.imgur.com/U8lUyRL.jpg
Sep 28th 2015
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