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SimplyHannah
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"109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men "


  

          

109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6508870

She might be on to something though. A long life prolly better than splitting bills and the 5 minutes worth of mediocre dick that most of y'all niggas come with.

  
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109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men [View all] , SimplyHannah, Tue Dec-01-15 04:50 PM
 
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UPDATE: Gallan died in a nursing home in March 2015.
Dec 01st 2015
1
women usually out live men anyway
Dec 01st 2015
3
      LMFAO!
Dec 01st 2015
5
      That's due to the ulcers and anxiety attacks you create
Dec 01st 2015
23
           high maintenance where?
Dec 01st 2015
30
You might mess around and live to be 200
Dec 01st 2015
2
Fuck....I laughed out loud out loud
Dec 01st 2015
10
ouch.
Dec 01st 2015
17
Me and your mammy apparently.
Dec 01st 2015
20
Lmao
Dec 01st 2015
27
I howled lol.
Dec 02nd 2015
35
dammit
Dec 03rd 2015
90
my coworker just said she'd rather have regular orgasms and die at 60
Dec 01st 2015
4
^ that.
Dec 01st 2015
7
don't really need a man to have regular orgasms...
Dec 01st 2015
12
hmmm...good point. I'd ask her to clarify but i don't want to come off
Dec 01st 2015
14
Too late.
Dec 01st 2015
31
clearly the coworker is not referring to those orgasms.
Dec 01st 2015
15
      I didn't think so either...but i was open to being wrong.
Dec 01st 2015
16
And if she can achieve that off of 5 mins of mediocre dick ...
Dec 01st 2015
21
who in the hell wants to live to be 109?
Dec 01st 2015
6
Ageism <
Dec 01st 2015
19
      RE: Ageism <
Dec 01st 2015
22
sounds boring as shit though lol
Dec 01st 2015
8
them cobwebs
Dec 01st 2015
9
Wait, if "most" of us come with mediocre dick....
Dec 01st 2015
11
Superb actually.
Dec 01st 2015
18
      lol. A lot of men aren't all that impressed with your ill na na
Dec 01st 2015
24
           AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL this.
Dec 01st 2015
25
                Smh, fam ya'll talking way over her head.
Dec 01st 2015
26
                     Ikr.. she is under a weave glue gun about to set up a new selfie
Dec 01st 2015
28
                     You really should stick speaking on subjects you actually know about..
Dec 01st 2015
32
                          lol, your right tho.. i know nothing about being single and sexless
Dec 01st 2015
33
                               Exactly, so why are you here?
Dec 01st 2015
34
                                    I'm here to laugh at people joking your views on sex and companionship
Dec 02nd 2015
36
                                         Right cause this way more entertaining that your actual life
Dec 02nd 2015
70
                                              yes, most people irl don't have these odd views on sex
Dec 02nd 2015
82
                     And you're here for it as usual.
Dec 01st 2015
29
...
Dec 01st 2015
13
Too much contradiction between the OP's posts and her avys
Dec 02nd 2015
37
All her avy says is that she got a MAC card and a back ache.
Dec 02nd 2015
38
? Why is the assumption that the avys are for men
Dec 02nd 2015
39
Who do you suppose her avy is for? There are like 3 women left here
Dec 02nd 2015
40
gay men love titties
Dec 02nd 2015
49
right cause it couldn't possibly because I just liked the picture
Dec 02nd 2015
68
      oh. their's a face in that photo. who knew?!
Dec 02nd 2015
72
           I know you did even if anyone else didn't.
Dec 02nd 2015
74
                are you flirting with me?
Dec 02nd 2015
75
                     Depends, you paying?
Dec 02nd 2015
77
                          inbox
Dec 02nd 2015
78
can we cut this shit out pls?
Dec 02nd 2015
62
      ?
Dec 03rd 2015
89
correlation not found
Dec 02nd 2015
63
real talk tho, it makes sense
Dec 02nd 2015
41
that first sentence stuns me
Dec 02nd 2015
42
exaclty
Dec 02nd 2015
43
9/10 this can be traced back to penis
Dec 02nd 2015
45
men and women are both dramatic but in different ways
Dec 02nd 2015
44
      meh...
Dec 02nd 2015
64
           i dont see the point of distinguishing violence
Dec 02nd 2015
71
RE: all-female environments (and relationships) tend to be more peaceful...
Dec 02nd 2015
46
well i guess you totally proved me wrong.
Dec 02nd 2015
47
      basically.
Dec 02nd 2015
48
           #53
Dec 02nd 2015
54
           Lolz @ basically
Dec 02nd 2015
55
lol, female relationships are violent as fuck and filled with drama
Dec 02nd 2015
51
i dont mean to devalue the reality of domestic abuse in same sex relatio...
Dec 02nd 2015
53
girl, stop.
Dec 02nd 2015
57
      boy, stop
Dec 02nd 2015
58
           yup i'm way deep in feelings over this.
Dec 02nd 2015
59
                i stand corrected :-)
Dec 02nd 2015
66
                     word.
Dec 02nd 2015
67
                     Britney Griner's DV case opened the door to a few stats
Dec 02nd 2015
79
I've publicly 'seen' way more women put hands on each other than men
Dec 02nd 2015
76
      in public, in daylight.. no shame
Dec 02nd 2015
80
*spits out coffee laughing at this line:*
Dec 02nd 2015
56
that kind of thinking makes one wonder
Dec 02nd 2015
81
I dunno about dramatic
Dec 02nd 2015
73
i'd argue that the secret to long life is staying away from children.
Dec 02nd 2015
50
every so often a mofo lives to be 100+
Dec 02nd 2015
52
Kids are deeply relaxing once you give up the 'childless mindset'
Dec 02nd 2015
61
oh?
Dec 02nd 2015
65
      Nah, but those are the parents that seem to have it the roughest
Dec 03rd 2015
87
           you must not know very many parents.
Dec 03rd 2015
88
Lol
Dec 02nd 2015
69
http://memecrunch.com/meme/12LCW/so-much-shade/image.png
Dec 02nd 2015
60
cant die peacefully knowing you have 22 cats to feed
Dec 02nd 2015
83
cats can eat her body for a few days tho...
Dec 02nd 2015
84
LMAO
Dec 06th 2015
91
RE: 109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men
Dec 02nd 2015
85
lol AVOIDING them tho??!
Dec 03rd 2015
86

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