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denny
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"My roommate got stabbed."
Wed Mar-05-14 12:21 AM by denny

          

Friggin 20 year old coke dealer caught him slipping with a rambo blade that had rust on it so 12 stitches and a tetnus shot. Good thing that he's a good fighter cause shit could've been alot worse. Got him in the hand while swiping for his mid-section. Almost took his finger off. I wasn't there and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

Now we got decisions to make cause the beef is cooking. Wouldn't be hard to find out where we live. Do we retaliate? Do we hide? Biggest problem is that their crew don't have anything to lose. They're alot younger and in that 'dont give a shit about nothing' age with no responsibilities. But if we don't do anything...that might encourage them to get more aggressive. The smell of fear and all that. I'm leaning towards hiding out and letting things cool down. Obviously, my roomie is a little more emotional about it than me. Trying to convince him to at least take a couple days to think about it.

The weird thing about it is that he got stabbed in his right hand around 4 years ago and just had reconstructive surgery 6 months ago to fix two fingers that were still messed up from that. Now he gets stabbed in the other hand. Shitty deal. I told him that, going forward, he should make a greater effort to avoid getting stabbed in his hands.

  

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My roommate got stabbed. [View all] , denny, Wed Mar-05-14 12:12 AM
 
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Y'all be selling drugs?
Mar 05th 2014
1
The stabber was an aquaintenance of ours.
Mar 05th 2014
3
      I read this in Woody Allen's voice....> > >
Mar 05th 2014
12
      Got me reading the whole thing in Woody Allen's voice
Mar 05th 2014
51
           ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Mar 05th 2014
90
      this description was hilarious to me
Mar 06th 2014
151
where are the kids?
Mar 05th 2014
2
I was at work.
Mar 05th 2014
6
He didn't get stabbed
Mar 05th 2014
4
My bad
Mar 05th 2014
7
'stabbed' is probably not the right word.
Mar 05th 2014
9
      jesus. that dude was literally trying to murder your roommate bruh.
Mar 05th 2014
33
      sliced
Mar 05th 2014
54
Basically.
Mar 05th 2014
8
with your peen or?....oh sorry about that.
Mar 05th 2014
5
Is your roommate Simon Pegg?
Mar 05th 2014
10
please tell us the city and neighborhood
Mar 05th 2014
11
real bad girls are the silent type. aint none of this worth getting
Mar 05th 2014
13
Update....hot off the presses.
Mar 05th 2014
14
i'll be that
Mar 05th 2014
15
this sounds like an episode of Girls
Mar 05th 2014
16
i was thinking 7th Heaven where the older brother falls in
Mar 05th 2014
34
lol!
Mar 05th 2014
45
LOL
Mar 05th 2014
59
This is childish
Mar 05th 2014
17
well......b/c he's white & a recovering coke head
Mar 05th 2014
18
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY THIS WHITE ON WHITE CRIME
Mar 05th 2014
21
      ^^^ LBWG never disappoints.
Mar 05th 2014
31
      i howled lmaoooo
Mar 05th 2014
36
      i just put my head down on my keyboard
Mar 05th 2014
49
      fock!
Mar 05th 2014
50
      *howls at the moon while shedding tears*
Mar 05th 2014
91
What crew?
Mar 05th 2014
20
      Yea that was a stupid reply.
Mar 05th 2014
64
we're the nerds but yall going back n forth via text like some hoes.
Mar 05th 2014
24
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 05th 2014
25
lol
Mar 05th 2014
35
hush
Mar 05th 2014
55
^^^
Mar 05th 2014
61
lofl
Mar 06th 2014
153
lmao
Mar 05th 2014
39
damn is your roomie 16?
Mar 05th 2014
52
You're right.
Mar 05th 2014
87
      No grown man with a grown man mentality would want
Mar 06th 2014
138
           Spare me with that real man talk.
Mar 07th 2014
155
They should fight in a ring after signing disclaimers.
Mar 06th 2014
144
why didn't i come earlier, when i first saw this post
Mar 06th 2014
152
quit snorting coke.
Mar 05th 2014
19
reading this reminds me I need to renew my concealed carry license.
Mar 05th 2014
22
You hang out with cokeheads?
Mar 05th 2014
29
how old our you guys?
Mar 05th 2014
23
Where that Christian girlfriend in all of this?
Mar 05th 2014
26
stop trying to skip ahead to next season (HOC spoiler alert)
Mar 05th 2014
27
Praying
Mar 05th 2014
30
I didn't remember for sure if that was the guy dating the church girl
Mar 05th 2014
46
Black Christian girlfiend* and this is a good question
Mar 05th 2014
57
She was upset.
Mar 05th 2014
115
if ain't no guns drawn...it was just a skirmish. Y'all need to just
Mar 05th 2014
28
the last sentence made me lol
Mar 05th 2014
32
You're in Canada, right?
Mar 05th 2014
37
if this is really happening in Canada this story is so much better
Mar 05th 2014
38
Denny, you're my man, but man, some of the choices you guys make
Mar 05th 2014
40
^^^This
Mar 05th 2014
42
thank you
Mar 05th 2014
47
Shit, I just saw the 'truce' is contingent on an upcoming fistfight
Mar 05th 2014
48
^^
Mar 05th 2014
56
      oh I already saw this bullshit
Mar 05th 2014
70
           see folks? separating
Mar 05th 2014
73
all of this.
Mar 05th 2014
67
I think there's something lost in translation though....
Mar 05th 2014
86
      he's been stabbed in both hands... he needs to sit his ass down somewher...
Mar 05th 2014
95
      RE: I think there's something lost in translation though....
Mar 05th 2014
100
      That's ridiculous.
Mar 05th 2014
103
           dude, bye.
Mar 05th 2014
105
                You misunderstood...she didn't have a crush on her brother.
Mar 05th 2014
106
                     k
Mar 05th 2014
108
      not really, den (and this applies to your roommate)
Mar 06th 2014
128
           I still think it's a matter of 'lost in translation'.
Mar 07th 2014
156
This the roommate you got a (man)crush on?
Mar 05th 2014
41
oh wait, this is *THAT* dude?
Mar 05th 2014
71
I swear your life is an urban dramedy waiting to be written...geez
Mar 05th 2014
43
smh, man, you are too old for this type of shit
Mar 05th 2014
44
niggas smoked yo gotdamn cousin and you let that shit ride.
Mar 05th 2014
53
FOR HAROLD!
Mar 05th 2014
107
your life appears to be...eventful
Mar 05th 2014
58
^this too.
Mar 05th 2014
65
Someone needs to turn this into a drake song.
Mar 05th 2014
60
"Do we retaliate?" I'm dying man.
Mar 05th 2014
62
LMAO
Mar 05th 2014
74
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, WTF, I owe u a beer for that one
Mar 05th 2014
75
lol...make it two...and I'm gonna be in the Chi this weekend, too
Mar 06th 2014
148
i laughed out loud
Mar 05th 2014
78
I think I was pretty clear.....
Mar 05th 2014
81
Lol. This guy has been stabbed TWICE....
Mar 05th 2014
85
So which way you want it?
Mar 05th 2014
89
      i would have just hit the brakes and flipped a U from that reply
Mar 05th 2014
98
      Hey Chuck....
Mar 05th 2014
113
           nah, the downside to working for bigger outlets is that stuff like that
Mar 06th 2014
135
      No snark, but how old are you?
Mar 05th 2014
99
           I was referring to the posts in this thread.
Mar 05th 2014
102
                canuck, please.
Mar 05th 2014
104
                     Point taken.
Mar 05th 2014
111
                          Dude, no one's justifying the stabbing.
Mar 06th 2014
121
                               RE: Dude, no one's justifying the stabbing.
Mar 07th 2014
158
                                    Collar that dog. You're being hella defensive and willfully ignorant.
Mar 07th 2014
162
normal people don't get stabbed....
Mar 05th 2014
94
What world do you live in?
Mar 05th 2014
112
      One w/o free healthcare, so we don't antagonize crazies...
Mar 05th 2014
114
      Heard that's working out great down there.
Mar 06th 2014
118
           I've only been stabbed 1x in the last 15 years....
Mar 06th 2014
124
                I must be reading this wrong... ndibs you been stabbed before?
Mar 06th 2014
126
      think about what YOU just said...
Mar 06th 2014
125
           RE: think about what YOU just said...
Mar 06th 2014
134
normal ppl CALL THE POLICE.
Mar 05th 2014
96
Normal, responsible people might get stabbed randomly
Mar 06th 2014
131
lmfao
Mar 05th 2014
83
:-( lolll
Mar 05th 2014
88
LOL. And then there's this ^^^^^^^
Mar 06th 2014
116
i would kick his azz out
Mar 05th 2014
63
archive
Mar 05th 2014
66
^^^
Mar 05th 2014
68
this has gotta be a mwasi kitoto/motherburd/tahir + bartek collaboration
Mar 05th 2014
93
      LOL
Mar 06th 2014
123
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mar 06th 2014
149
the Jets are gonna get it..the Jets are gonna get it...
Mar 05th 2014
69
*dead*
Mar 05th 2014
76
YOU A SHARK?!? WHY I OUGHTA!!!! >:O
Mar 05th 2014
92
LOLOOLOLOL--
Mar 05th 2014
109
the levels of unmitigated NONSENSE herein...
Mar 05th 2014
72
Lol...
Mar 05th 2014
77
you know?
Mar 05th 2014
97
Did you give him CPR with the quickness?
Mar 05th 2014
79
first world cheesecake factory problems
Mar 05th 2014
80
Wow.
Mar 05th 2014
110
      again , you just wrote it up as a broadway musical..dir by Fosse
Mar 06th 2014
132
           LOL
Mar 06th 2014
139
Stabber took off somewhere.
Mar 05th 2014
82
he/they wouldve already retaliated by now.
Mar 06th 2014
130
      You're wrong.
Mar 07th 2014
159
Anyone else think Denny should dump Christian gf & get w/his roomie?
Mar 05th 2014
84
being canadian, I'm surprised the stabber didn't apologize mid-stabbing
Mar 05th 2014
101
lol
Mar 06th 2014
120
Sounds like it's time for a new roommate. Don't let him drag you down
Mar 06th 2014
117
and this the dude u was willing to give ur manhood too??
Mar 06th 2014
119
we get very selectively elitist around here
Mar 06th 2014
122
in truth, sans clowning, we all are glad Denny and dem are okay
Mar 06th 2014
133
I thought about you when I saw this thread
Mar 06th 2014
141
you live in Canada?
Mar 06th 2014
143
OKP =! REAL LIFE
Mar 06th 2014
145
wat?
Mar 06th 2014
147
Thanks Ric
Mar 07th 2014
161
Have you considered relocation across the country?
Mar 06th 2014
127
I am entertained.
Mar 06th 2014
129
lest we forget:Roomie slapped him in the face
Mar 06th 2014
136
but that's what nromal people do...
Mar 06th 2014
142
*clicks on channel*..."Previously, on 'Denny'..."
Mar 06th 2014
137
Shameless style "here's the shit you missed last week"
Mar 06th 2014
140
this gotta be suburban
Mar 06th 2014
146
lol@told him 2 make a greater effort 2 avoid getting stabbed in his hand...
Mar 06th 2014
150
^^^^ The real gem of the story
Mar 07th 2014
157
some replies are hilarious
Mar 06th 2014
154
Thanks.
Mar 07th 2014
160
      damn dude.. you really trying to turn this into a broadway play
Mar 07th 2014
163
      i laughed out loud
Mar 07th 2014
165
      &
Mar 07th 2014
164
what does ur girl think of all this?
Mar 07th 2014
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