| Subject |
Author |
Message Date |
ID |
 Adam West |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 1
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 man, that is one drunken asshole. I met him at a Masonic function |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 5
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| i wasnt feelin that one but hopefully it got u warmed up |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 6
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| The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 2
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| He's got the most fucked up (but hilarious) sense of humor |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 7
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| WHAT?!?!?!???? Did you create that stillborn joke??? |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 93
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 he's a sick man |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 94
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| no, I did not create that joke |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 95
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| Michael Redd, cannot contain the phrase "had words" either |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 3
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| Dude cheats at Cranium. Who the fuck cheats at Cranium? |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 9
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| Rachel Ray |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 4
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| She's got this really weird mole just below her left nipple |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 10
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| Noodity. |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 8
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| Me and you have had some good times, man. Some I can't publish |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 12
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| The Jesus |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 11
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| Little known fact: he can turn wine back into water |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 13
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| Was thinking more along the lines of John Turturro, but also funny |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 21
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| oh, Turts is one of the nicest guys I've ever been around. |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 25
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| Jermaine Jackson |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 14
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| He makes a fantastic french onion soup |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 17
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| Gary, Indiana=Culinary Mecca. |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 22
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| Christopher Walken |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 15
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| he said he'd kill me if I ever talked about him again, after last time |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 18
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| The Rapper Jahlil from Whodini |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 16
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| Let me tell you, the freaks really DO come out at night... |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 24
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| I laffed...heartily. +1 |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 52
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| Yao Ming |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 19
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| Did you know he speaks fluent French? |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 26
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| Marquiez Houston |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 20
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| Back in the day when he was in Immature |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 33
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| Sigourney Weaver |
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Sep 27th 2013 | 23
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| March 19, 2004 |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 34
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| Oliver Hardy |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 27
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| Shortly before he died, he dated my great aunt Gloria |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 35
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| Jon B |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 28
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| I think Sam dipped....why don't you take over Maxxx? |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 29
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| That beard is pasted on. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 36
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| Amazing post. Bill Cosby |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 30
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| ths shit did remind me of bill cosby tho |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 31
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| He performed at my school in 2002 and was downright obscene |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 37
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| best one yet |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 40
|
 LMAOO |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 77
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| What the filth flarn filth flarn flarn filth?! |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 140
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| J.B. Smoove. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 32
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| stole my car. 1998. I loved that car. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 42
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| did he drive to los angeles and try to fit 12 people inside? |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 46
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| Kadeem Hardision |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 38
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| Used to be part of my weekly Mah Jongg game. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 43
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| lol |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 91
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| Kanye West |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 39
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| True story: my kickball team might be responsible for the Yeezus album |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 44
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| LMAO! |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 54
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| hilarious. |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 99
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| Sam Jackson |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 41
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| At a party in the Hamptons, I saw him ride piggyback on Usain Bolt |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 45
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| these are getting better. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 47
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| I concur good sir. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 48
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| John Paxson |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 49
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| Biggest Taylor Swift fan I've ever met. It's scary. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 51
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| Ryan Seacrest |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 50
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| When I tell you that man can rhyme, that man can RHYME |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 53
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| I heard that he was a good High School Football player too. |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 55
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| well, he was a kicker, but yeah he was all-state. hit a 60 yarder in Sta... |
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Sep 28th 2013 | 56
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| Gordon Ramsey |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 57
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| Thanksgiving Dinner, 2007 |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 63
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| Shaquille O Neal |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 58
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| I was at a masquerade ball at Martha Stewart's house in Sonoma |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 70
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| Dj Quik |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 59
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| Right around the time Rhythmalism came out, I was at the House of Blues |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 71
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| LMAOOOO. It's wild bc that shit sounds real |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 78
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| ^^^^^!!!!! |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 101
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| Bill Withers |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 60
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| "Use Me" was about my aunt esther |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 74
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| Lionel Richie |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 61
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| Dancing on the Ceiling is about a time that we took mescaline together |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 76
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| Eddie Murphy |
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Sep 29th 2013 | 62
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| My wife and I were on vacation in Australia |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 79
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| Stephen King |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 64
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| took a bite out of my sandwich at a water park |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 80
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| lmao |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 106
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| Sean Penn |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 65
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| had me kicked off the set of Mystic River for wearing a Madonna t-shirt. |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 81
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| Esther......i mean....Florida Evans |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 66
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| in her younger days, that woman was a DEMON in the sack |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 82
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| Buckshot Bill |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 67
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| witnessed him getting into a fistfight with Muggsy Bogues in Vegas |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 84
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| Hugh Jackman |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 68
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| what a cunt. |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 85
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 69
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| Stories of his temper are not exaggerated |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 86
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| i think i remember that. |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 98
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| some of these are f'n hilarious, well done... Mark Sanchez |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 72
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| I met him at a cocktail party at Lincoln Center |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 87
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| *crying* |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 96
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| Ted Dupay |
|
Sep 30th 2013 | 73
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| together, we egged Brett Nelson's dorm room. snitches get stitches |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 88
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| Bwahahahahahaha ... awesome!!! |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 113
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| Pee Wee Herman and Vinny from Naughty |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 75
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| weird that you put them together, did you know they were tennis partners... |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 89
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| Laughed at loud @ tennis partners. |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 92
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| bravo..... |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 128
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| These are all great- from start to finish bump what anyone else says... |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 83
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| thanks :) |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 90
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| Alfre Woodard |
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Sep 30th 2013 | 97
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| Hardcore Trekkie |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 114
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| Thank you |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 118
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| 100 |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 100
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| Laurence Fishburne |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 102
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| During the filming of Boyz in the Hood, we went to a haunted mansion |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 115
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| Anything with Erik Estrada had to be good |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 124
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| This dude's creativity though. |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 125
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| Wesley Snipes |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 103
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| we were on the backlot of Paramount studios, at the commisary |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 116
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| cicely tyson... |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 104
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| back when she was married to Miles Davis, she was BFF with my mom |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 117
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| mickey rourke... |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 105
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| holy fuck, I am never hanging out with that dude again |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 120
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| Bobcat Goldthwait |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 107
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| he's actually a british nobleman. |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 121
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| this should be a coffee table book |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 108
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| jerry stiller... |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 109
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| He molested Ben. I'm sorry I don't have a funny story here. |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 126
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| YOU TAKE THAT BACK! |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 137
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| archive |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 110
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| oh, f'sho... |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 111
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| These bring much joy |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 149
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| Drake |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 112
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| this one goes back to the DeGrassi days |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 129
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| Danny McBride |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 119
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| last 4th of july, hot dog eating contest at Teddy Riley's house |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 130
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| You are a nutcase |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 166
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| Peter Dinklage |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 122
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| mentioned in post 45, but I've got another one |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 132
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| Tara Reid |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 123
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| The first time I met her, she was drinking WHILE driving |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 133
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| Dwayne Johnson |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 127
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| The corner boys in Liberty City know why he's REALLY called The Rock |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 136
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| ?UESTO |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 131
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| how'd it take this long!?!? |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 134
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| Everyone knows that when a little boy teases a little girl, |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 138
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| Alley ... OOP! THROW IT DOWN, JEW BOY, THROW IT DOWN! |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 151
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| Sammy Davis Jr, Rhea Pearlman and Khia |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 135
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| That was a wild weekend. Khia had turned 18 like a month earlier |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 139
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| perfect.............. |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 150
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| Christian Bale |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 141
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| you know the famous audio recording of his meltdown? |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 153
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| David Ruffin |
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Oct 01st 2013 | 142
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| It was my idea that he push for the band to change their name |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 154
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| Hahaha!!! Nice. |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 165
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| Kid and Play |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 143
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| Back when they were shooting House Party 3 |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 169
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| Teddy Riley |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 144
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| mentioned above in post 130, but here's a bonus one |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 170
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| Vanessa Del Rio |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 145
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| she considers her work "performance" & doesn't believe in premarital sex |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 171
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| George Michael |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 146
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| Ginuwine |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 147
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| Mack 10 |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 148
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| Sanaa Lathan |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 152
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| I wanna play, I wanna play! |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 155
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| Kobe Bryant |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 156
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| Michael Jordan |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 157
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| Dave Chappelle |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 158
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| Patton Oswalt |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 159
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| Jay-Z |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 160
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| Meryl Streep |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 161
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| Dwayne Johnson |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 162
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| 127/136 |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 167
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| James Gandolfini |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 163
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| DMX, the Golden Girls and Dewayne from "What's Happening?" |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 164
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| devante swing |
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Oct 02nd 2013 | 168
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