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Sunny D
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"Almost had to slap that nigga Dhani Jones last night yo"


  

          

Veggie chick and I were up in Goldbar last night getting our lil dance on. Lenny Kravitz was up in the partying with Zoe. She's fly y'all. Tracy Morgan was up in there looking dusty. Walking around with some dingy sweats. I'm admittedly hating cause that fool caked up and can afford to walk around in champion sweats. Anyways, this fool Dhani gonna come up to her and be like, "it was so nice meeting you." Then gonna extend his hand out to me and introduce himself. I didn't realize who he was until then.

"I let his hand hang as if I didn't know where it had been" (c) Doom

He walks off. I ask her when she met him and supposedly when I went and bought our drinks this nigga complimented her on her shirt.

I swear yo, if his ass wasn't 6'5 2something pounds I woulda smashed his face just for looking at her. But I chilled. Shouldn't he be at training camp anyways?!

  

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Almost had to slap that nigga Dhani Jones last night yo [View all] , Sunny D, Thu May-12-11 12:38 PM
 
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key words
May 12th 2011
1
i'm a grown man. what i look like fighting?
May 12th 2011
7
for real, i think this was the funniest shit i ever seent u say.
May 12th 2011
43
lol. funnayyy
May 12th 2011
51
lmao.
May 12th 2011
149
my nigga.
May 12th 2011
178
RE: i'm a grown man. what i look like fighting?
May 12th 2011
187
nice
May 12th 2011
231
LMAO
May 13th 2011
271
lol... exactly nm
May 14th 2011
286
SUNNY DIESEL
May 12th 2011
2
correct title is "I almost got my ass whooped at the club last night"
May 12th 2011
3
i'm imagining dhani jones adjusting his bowtie afterward.
May 12th 2011
*swoon
May 12th 2011
lovely
May 12th 2011
188
right?
May 12th 2011
36
ACCURATE!
May 12th 2011
95
that nigga woulda balled you up into a basketball like space jam.
May 12th 2011
4
I dunno, he seemed more concerned with air guitaring
May 12th 2011
8
you think i wouldn't have grabbed the nearest heavy object?
May 12th 2011
10
      no. you wouldn't have.
May 12th 2011
18
thats weird she didn't mention that encounter to you i the first place
May 12th 2011
5
she has no idea who he is
May 12th 2011
13
well dude IS 3 feet taller than you, rich and fine.
May 12th 2011
45
meanwhile she called in/is in a 3pt stance rt now..
May 12th 2011
58
:/ don't do that
May 12th 2011
15
      ok so then next case
May 12th 2011
27
           exactly. he was thirsty. all these niggas are
May 12th 2011
38
i'm also lmao that you were going to fight over a shirt compliment
May 12th 2011
6
In a club? He was complimenting her titties, not her shirt.
May 12th 2011
14
bah it was goldbar
May 12th 2011
19
Kept it real.
May 12th 2011
Kept it real.
May 12th 2011
42
it's the principle yo
May 12th 2011
17
      lol the principle of what?
May 12th 2011
20
           lol. quit it
May 12th 2011
25
                aww lookie!
May 12th 2011
33
She looks young tho
May 12th 2011
9
sheeeit. she looks legit to me
May 12th 2011
22
When did he grow to be 6'5?
May 12th 2011
11
lol. damn.
May 12th 2011
26
lol. how tall are you?
May 12th 2011
12
your bathing suit was fitting so right in them vegas pics
May 12th 2011
28
RE: your bathing suit was fitting so right in them vegas pics
May 12th 2011
81
      no, thank you
May 12th 2011
87
lmao. hes not gonna say.
May 12th 2011
31
      5'7. everyones seen pics of me.
May 12th 2011
34
You did the right thing bruh. You the one she going home to. He
May 12th 2011
16
Nice meeting you... aka I'll call you later... check her phone
May 12th 2011
21
that's triflin type shit.
May 12th 2011
32
      It is... But alas I see you do think your shit don't stink... lol
May 12th 2011
           how's ny been treating you btw? everything good?
May 12th 2011
52
                I LOVE this damn city! All is well as i'm still exploring.
May 12th 2011
61
                     nice! glad everything has worked out.
May 12th 2011
65
Folx skippin over the part whey she have u thinkin she dont know him
May 12th 2011
23
Ren. O. Sants
May 12th 2011
44
Nigga.....LMAO
May 12th 2011
57
lol
May 12th 2011
64
he said Thailand time i'm done
May 12th 2011
67
^truths
May 12th 2011
73
nigga said 3am tailand time
May 12th 2011
74
lawd
May 12th 2011
193
It took me a minute to figure that out.
May 12th 2011
241
LMAO @ Thailand time
May 12th 2011
223
ok thats the part that killed me lol
May 13th 2011
255
lol daaamn*
May 12th 2011
224
lmao...nigga u
May 13th 2011
266
assuming this is true...
May 12th 2011
24
nah. niggas aint slick man
May 12th 2011
54
you dropped something n/m
May 12th 2011
29
^^stole my reply^^
May 12th 2011
86
      lol
May 12th 2011
94
Dhani swooped in like a live n/gga...
May 12th 2011
30
You had mind control over him
May 12th 2011
35
*smh*
May 12th 2011
37
dhani will most likely insert himself into her guts sometime in the futu...
May 12th 2011
39
This is rapidly turning into "Did Drake Fuck my Girl?"
May 12th 2011
46
that was foul.
May 12th 2011
47
      you know how niggas do
May 12th 2011
55
lesson to learn here:
May 12th 2011
40
she's not with me for that.
May 12th 2011
48
lol word. thats whats up.
May 12th 2011
50
wrong spot
May 12th 2011
70
Thas less of a lesson,..and more of a mantra that golddiggers live by...
May 12th 2011
128
LOL nm
May 12th 2011
41
Y'all going hard on my boy Sunny D
May 12th 2011
49
I'm just poking fun at him because he's in love... I don't usually
May 12th 2011
53
lol you ain't the only one tho....
May 12th 2011
56
it's just funny b/c sunny d is simping
May 12th 2011
59
so a nigga gets a girl and all of a sudden he's simping?
May 12th 2011
63
      ol drinking tea in a hurricane ass nigga
May 12th 2011
80
           pinky up and all. lol
May 12th 2011
85
The thing is, most of us are clowning. Some are clucking
May 12th 2011
82
      i know you see it
May 12th 2011
84
was this the shirt?
May 12th 2011
60
MANDATE on veggie chic's shirt
May 12th 2011
62
This post is a shark jumping moment
May 12th 2011
66
for the billionth time. ain't no antics. ain't no shark jumping.
May 12th 2011
69
      lmaooo
May 12th 2011
96
      *dying*
May 12th 2011
152
      LOL
May 12th 2011
182
      damn nigga went in on the brunch meetings
May 12th 2011
234
      oop
May 13th 2011
254
did u buy her the blouse?
May 12th 2011
68
do dudes really be compliment women on their shirt?
May 12th 2011
72
      only if we have breasts.
May 12th 2011
102
is he as impressive in person?
May 12th 2011
71
girl yes
May 12th 2011
76
      lol. u could have gotten his info for one of us single ny ladies
May 12th 2011
88
      LMAO
May 13th 2011
252
LOL. I have the EXACT same story, man
May 12th 2011
75
are serious? tell the story man.
May 12th 2011
78
      Sure
May 12th 2011
92
           i'm dying at , "so i head down to dc" lol
May 12th 2011
97
           Haha
May 12th 2011
107
           that's hilarious man.
May 12th 2011
116
           that part of the story tickled my funny bone.
May 13th 2011
262
           that was the best part...
May 12th 2011
115
                lmao dude hit his knee on the dresser with one church sock halfway on
May 12th 2011
125
                     oh man i missed this
May 12th 2011
215
                     *laughs*
May 12th 2011
233
                     This post just gives and gives. I'm dying.
May 14th 2011
278
           what? LMAO
May 12th 2011
99
           ! Dude is a mess. That's terrible.
May 12th 2011
104
           wait where did u drive from?
May 12th 2011
111
           She knew I was coming...I was already planning on it
May 12th 2011
132
           nigga you drive a space shuttle?! thats a 3 hr drive
May 12th 2011
151
                Indeed
May 12th 2011
154
                     touche.
May 12th 2011
173
                     lmfao. ni**a set the coordinates an shit. beam me to DC.
May 14th 2011
287
           It dont matter, he could of been coming from Alaska, HE WAS GETTING THER...
May 12th 2011
142
           lol, he sounds like a true scuzzball
May 12th 2011
119
           dog, PLEASE tell me you live in Alexandria.
May 12th 2011
145
           I can both verify this and add..
May 12th 2011
175
                I was wondering that weekend
May 12th 2011
186
                we woulda won.
May 12th 2011
211
                i can also verify that india agreed to polyamory
May 12th 2011
190
                     RE: i can also verify that india agreed to polyamory
May 12th 2011
199
Check out Soon Sounds: iyana.bandcamp.com/
May 12th 2011
77
lol
May 12th 2011
177
dawg real talked best thing to do in the situation is
May 12th 2011
79
i don't know what type of chicks y'all deal with
May 12th 2011
83
He's right about the shaking hand part
May 12th 2011
89
lol for real.
May 12th 2011
93
i just choked on my taco
May 12th 2011
100
*dead*
May 12th 2011
101
ahhhhh...
May 12th 2011
105
lol
May 12th 2011
108
you made me snort :(
May 12th 2011
109
right.
May 12th 2011
122
*dead*
May 12th 2011
156
OMFG LOL
May 12th 2011
180
ya'll killin it in here
May 12th 2011
195
LMAO!!
May 13th 2011
259
lol people are going wild in this post
May 13th 2011
272
lol
May 14th 2011
283
that's just it u failed on the principle part
May 12th 2011
117
      the midget from the game of thrones? mmm. ok
May 12th 2011
124
      that wasn't even called for yo ur right.
May 12th 2011
141
      LMAOOOO this post is gold,
May 13th 2011
256
this whole section of the post is hilarious.
May 12th 2011
133
eh, you played that wrong champ
May 12th 2011
90
truly
May 12th 2011
91
what's stunting about this post?????? this is NYC nightlife
May 12th 2011
103
      basically.
May 12th 2011
112
      ^ example #2, thanks fam. thats why I'm a fan!
May 12th 2011
181
      Listen every post this man has is stuntastic to me, no hate but
May 12th 2011
179
at the bar the other night a girl says she used to date dhani
May 12th 2011
98
you have stories too about this nigga?
May 12th 2011
106
we went on a couple dates. my main story is pretty crazy.
May 12th 2011
113
      lmaoooo wow.
May 12th 2011
120
      it spilled over on twitter too :-/
May 12th 2011
123
      foh you haitian
May 13th 2011
265
      wow. the more i hear about this dude..
May 12th 2011
121
      yea & whats sad is i was filling myself that he took interest in me
May 12th 2011
126
           I think you have found the name for your boho strip club.
May 12th 2011
135
                all of the women he's been linked to here are white
May 12th 2011
138
      lmao...that was an asshole response
May 12th 2011
144
      dude is mid 30s and still messing with like 50 women at once
May 12th 2011
162
           i had a dude like that, lol
May 12th 2011
204
      thats that bullshit
May 12th 2011
196
lol.
May 12th 2011
114
ha! 6 degrees of Dhani Jones...
May 12th 2011
127
goowd lawd I never knew Jim Jones was in that video
May 12th 2011
134
      i just peeped that too. lmao.
May 12th 2011
136
      i remember why he was me too'ing "jimmy" and not mase back then...
May 12th 2011
140
      when it comes to jimmy
May 12th 2011
184
props to your girl for pulling Dhani
May 12th 2011
110
my boy in Charlotte is having to keep JORN off his chick
May 12th 2011
118
oh please no one wants a lifetime of stovepipe jeans
May 12th 2011
130
i resemble that remark :(
May 12th 2011
137
i just laughed and choked extra hard at this shit.
May 12th 2011
146
Gotdamn I'm dying at this shit
May 12th 2011
185
bwahahaha!
May 12th 2011
197
what the hell are stovepipe jeans? hahahaha
May 12th 2011
201
them bit ass tree trunk jeans he be rockin
May 12th 2011
205
      jesus christ look at this shit
May 12th 2011
207
           the tumblr
May 12th 2011
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                lol. he's such a bamma
May 12th 2011
212
                few things have made me angrier
May 12th 2011
228
girl, i am here fucking DYING!!
May 13th 2011
260
your boys chick is white?
May 12th 2011
131
99.44%
May 12th 2011
139
that was my question...haha
May 13th 2011
247
I have a secondhand MJ story to share
May 12th 2011
230
"I JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MICHAEL JORDAN!"
May 13th 2011
244
gat damn!! LMAO!!
May 13th 2011
245
wow. lol
May 13th 2011
246
OH!!! AN ASS-TACULAR MOVE!!! BY MICHAEL!! JORDAN!!!
May 13th 2011
249
ARCHIVE!
May 13th 2011
251
WINNER
May 13th 2011
261
LOL
May 13th 2011
263
http://www.best-basketball-tips.com/images/mj-tongue-out.jpg
May 13th 2011
264
that picture is exactly how i expect that cheese eyed bastard looked too
May 13th 2011
268
Chicken dinner
May 13th 2011
267
I JUST SAVED A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON MY CAR INSURANCE!
May 13th 2011
269
Hahaha
May 13th 2011
270
lol
May 13th 2011
274
haha...sound like some Disneyland commercial shit...
May 13th 2011
277
fucking amazing
May 14th 2011
289
a couple seasons back when jordan was at msg
May 12th 2011
239
why are you so insecure bra?
May 12th 2011
129
oh and 6'5" ? please. dude is short. like 5'10"
May 12th 2011
143
lol.
May 12th 2011
157
but u gotta look at it from sunny d's pov
May 12th 2011
206
*falls out*
May 12th 2011
238
nigga tryin to clown LA OKPs..bout to get mollywhopped in NYC
May 12th 2011
147
nope. i just can't win, can i?
May 12th 2011
160
Dhani actually fingered my girl when I went to the bathroom
May 12th 2011
148
yea right
May 12th 2011
150
great time to showcase the new avy. lol. me likes.
May 12th 2011
155
well hello.
May 12th 2011
161
dayum.
May 12th 2011
226
lol@the Dhani stories. Who wouldda thought he's that dude
May 12th 2011
153
talkin bout "this is Vermont syrup...try it its delicious..."
May 12th 2011
163
lol
May 12th 2011
167
lol. stupid
May 12th 2011
169
Haha
May 12th 2011
171
yoooo
May 12th 2011
176
there comedy in here
May 12th 2011
198
lmao
May 12th 2011
219
so much funny in one post. LOL.
May 13th 2011
248
between this and 'post-coital waffles', i'm fucking DONE.
May 14th 2011
288
ur avy is a recreation of last night
May 12th 2011
164
lol
May 12th 2011
183
Yooooooo!!!!!!!! LOL
May 12th 2011
172
*fist pump*
May 12th 2011
194
And doesn't stop smiling when you leave him hangin
May 12th 2011
220
dont front like you/yall arent flattered when a celeb looks twice
May 12th 2011
158
it happens all the time though
May 12th 2011
168
he's so doofy looking...eiwww. didn't realize he was that tall though...
May 12th 2011
159
yeah i realize im not really attracted to him or his goat rolls...
May 12th 2011
165
hes not.
May 12th 2011
166
      wait...what?
May 12th 2011
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           i looked it up. he 6'1" for some reason i thought he was shorter
May 12th 2011
202
                *sniffles* okay...
May 12th 2011
214
What was her reaction to your jealousy?
May 12th 2011
170
Can we archive this please?
May 12th 2011
174
what did you learn on okayplayer this week? (c)
May 12th 2011
189
Like Little Mac mashing on the select button
May 12th 2011
191
heh
May 12th 2011
209
aaahahahahaha
May 13th 2011
257
damn lenny and dhani
May 12th 2011
192
omg this post is hilarious
May 12th 2011
203
word, me too
May 12th 2011
221
how this nigga Dhani Jones get to be Superman to yall OKPs
May 12th 2011
210
know your audience
May 14th 2011
280
      the only thing I know about Dhani Jones is he's a shitty ass linebacker.
May 14th 2011
285
*snickers*
May 12th 2011
213
Sonned!!
May 12th 2011
216
shoulda stank palmed that bama....
May 12th 2011
217
really?!
May 12th 2011
236
      The Mall Rats reference here was excelent.
May 14th 2011
279
Must be looking for material for his 2nd new show on the Travel Channel
May 12th 2011
218
your instinct seemed correct sunny d.
May 12th 2011
222
another classic sunny d post
May 12th 2011
225
NO JOKE. That nigga holla'd at a girl I was feelin hard.
May 12th 2011
227
Aint y'all like the same size?
May 13th 2011
243
      lmao. Nigga please. I'm 5'9 185. Nate Robinson bitch!
May 13th 2011
275
you check her purse for his card?
May 12th 2011
229
u know, u musta reeeeeally been mad...
May 12th 2011
232
wow this is outstanding
May 12th 2011
235
fantabulous post. i'm supposed be asleep...
May 12th 2011
237
Who is Dhani Jones?
May 12th 2011
240
I had to google dude too
May 13th 2011
273
*pumps fist in the air*
May 13th 2011
242
This post is hilarious for a few reasons
May 13th 2011
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This Whole Post is Funny
May 13th 2011
253
agreed
May 13th 2011
258
May 13th 2011
276
Classic case of the condor ninja.
May 14th 2011
281
yall aren't me. i'd have blown him off and made him so inadiquate.
May 14th 2011
282
let that boy cook
May 14th 2011
284

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