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Mash_Comp
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"Real N*ggas Don't Read Erotica...and other thoughts by me"


  

          

I mean that shit, famz. If I see a nigga out on the metro reading some goddamn Zane with his legs are closed tight to cover his swelling boner, I'm gonna smack fire out that nigga with my Starbucks cup. How the fuck you gonna be a big strong nigga in these streets getting your cock all hot off some words by some big heavy mouth-breathin' nigga (no disrespect to all my fat niggas that get down like that)? I mean yo, that shit is wild feminine and shit to be all excited off some prose like that, champ. I know some of you charmin soft ass niggas prolly do read that shit to "get in touch" and impress ya'll ladies or some shit and then try to write that bamma ass shit. Young, I wish one of you niggas would be sending off some newbie ass erotica joints to some chick on some inbox "you be on my mind boo" type shit. Punk ass nigga, you prolly pee sitting down.

I'll be back with more.

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Real N*ggas Don't Read Erotica...and other thoughts by me [View all] , Mash_Comp, Mon Dec-17-07 09:42 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
lol, no one should read Zane
Dec 17th 2007
1
Or ever.
Dec 17th 2007
2
      that's what i wanted to say
Dec 17th 2007
10
      Fuck and that.
Dec 17th 2007
18
           Can't stand Zane...
Dec 17th 2007
64
           She came to my register with that shit...
Dec 17th 2007
97
      End Post!
Dec 17th 2007
84
I can't stand me a motherf*ckin' DC-area Cowboys fan.
Dec 17th 2007
3
you killing me
Dec 17th 2007
8
I can't stand a Memphis Cowboys fan
Dec 17th 2007
14
YES!!!! I am *Not* alone on this one!!! I Friggin HATE THAT!!
Dec 17th 2007
90
I wondered the same thing last week...
Dec 17th 2007
15
i like yo style, girl.
Dec 17th 2007
20
      I feel the same way when I see Piss-tons jerseys around here.
Dec 17th 2007
32
      ^ Meanest Girl At the Party.
Dec 17th 2007
61
           *jumps up like Chun-Li*
Dec 17th 2007
85
      LOL, The Doc remembers this story
Dec 17th 2007
46
           i keeps it trill, doc. i ain't never even owned a pair of Jordans.
Dec 17th 2007
62
                The Doc has/had a couple pairs of Cheese Eyed Classics.
Dec 17th 2007
81
you where ur at, the USA cap
Dec 17th 2007
16
I guess cats round here can't stand a Philly fan from NC
Dec 17th 2007
19
The Doc was in SC when he became a Philly fan...
Dec 17th 2007
43
i thought it was because (D)allas (C)owboys repped the city.
Dec 17th 2007
23
You givin' these dumb ass niggas too much credit
Dec 17th 2007
24
word, i don't see how u can call urself a native washingtonian if u
Dec 17th 2007
33
me & Rapper Pooh had this very same conversation. To the letter
Dec 17th 2007
78
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 17th 2007
45
DAWGS!!!! I Hate Them Fake-Ass Contrarian Muhfuckas!!!!!
Dec 17th 2007
50
RE: DAWGS!!!! I Hate Them Fake-Ass Contrarian Muhfuckas!!!!!
Dec 17th 2007
75
I actually saw Cowboys and Pittsburgh fans fight in Galaxy once.
Dec 17th 2007
116
Zing!
Dec 17th 2007
63
*copy and paste to Philly Cowboys fans*
Dec 17th 2007
79
Homie you swung for this fence with this one.
Dec 17th 2007
95
is this what Wale is talking about in Nike Boots?
Dec 17th 2007
108
if he is, he a bamma and i won't buy his tape n/m
Dec 17th 2007
110
      let me rephrase
Dec 17th 2007
113
           in that case, Wale COOL WITH ME NIGGA
Dec 17th 2007
115
LOL
Dec 19th 2007
129
This is why my L.A. a-- cuts for NO ONE in the NFL.
Dec 19th 2007
135
why they hating on your words, pimpcup?
Dec 17th 2007
4
do straight niggas even write that shit?
Dec 17th 2007
5
I fuck with gay niggas, no homo
Dec 17th 2007
26
do ya need some coffee?
Dec 17th 2007
6
I can't respect anyone who reads Zane.
Dec 17th 2007
7
.................
Dec 17th 2007
9
this will be interesting
Dec 17th 2007
11
Nigga How Is You A College Grad Working In The File Room?
Dec 17th 2007
12
RE: Nigga How Is You A College Grad Working In The File Room?
Dec 17th 2007
25
i don't watch a lot of nigga ass television
Dec 17th 2007
27
this line
Dec 17th 2007
111
exhale fam
Dec 17th 2007
13
Oh Word? That's Your Girl Now? Oh Ok...I feel you.
Dec 17th 2007
17
*cues She Useta Be by Devin*
Dec 17th 2007
52
You "accidentally" called me? AT TWO AM, NIGGA?
Dec 17th 2007
21
Go in my nigga, go in.
Dec 17th 2007
54
LOL.... I do that to ppl. *lol*
Dec 17th 2007
71
lol, i hate when people call late for nothing
Dec 17th 2007
96
This is the part of the Game that needs to be Told.
Dec 17th 2007
22
I had to put someone on hold
Dec 17th 2007
28
Read all them shits. I'm finna compile a book of this shit.
Dec 17th 2007
31
      by the time I got to the 2AM phone call
Dec 17th 2007
35
      you got yourself a buyer.
Dec 17th 2007
66
You wake up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin?
Dec 17th 2007
29
You on a diet, famz? Oh so why you eating donuts, nigga?
Dec 17th 2007
30
this mug said...
Dec 17th 2007
44
lol wit a diet coke though
Dec 17th 2007
70
If the movie started, don't say shit to me until it's done
Dec 17th 2007
34
Speaking of Dr Seuss
Dec 17th 2007
36
haha especially if it's a movie you ain't never seen before either
Dec 17th 2007
37
like you went to jr. high w/ peter jackson and shit. lol.
Dec 17th 2007
58
^^^killin' it^^^
Dec 17th 2007
53
hahahaha
Dec 17th 2007
109
sound like game
Dec 17th 2007
38
we just havin' fun, ma
Dec 17th 2007
57
Nigga how is you over the age of 25 and can't tie no necktie?
Dec 17th 2007
39
I'm sayin
Dec 17th 2007
40
*emails this to my 30 yr old homeboy who still can't tie a tie*
Dec 17th 2007
42
This nigga said nice and stupid
Dec 17th 2007
65
*hangs head*.....i still can't tie a tie.
Dec 17th 2007
102
FOH, FAMZ. I'll teach you...no homo n/m
Dec 17th 2007
103
      thanks, uncle mash.
Dec 17th 2007
107
position your tie to respectable levels, nigga!!!!
Dec 17th 2007
114
The Doc just about died at this part.
Dec 17th 2007
41
The starbucks cup though?
Dec 17th 2007
72
*spits out Hot Chocolate*....u wylin
Dec 17th 2007
47
Ma, if me and you use to cut and you moved on, leave me alone
Dec 17th 2007
48
You are fire to day fam....Keep preaching....
Dec 17th 2007
49
I've received those invites, and my face be wild scrunched
Dec 17th 2007
51
Mofos are still on that "If we can't be friends and invite each other
Dec 17th 2007
55
My Dude I've Been Invited to Dinner and Baby Showers on that Shit...
Dec 17th 2007
56
your special attack bar is through the roof fam. this nge hittin powerup...
Dec 17th 2007
60
it's a trap
Dec 17th 2007
68
^^knows what time it is^^
Dec 17th 2007
69
MILTON!
Dec 17th 2007
77
You had me at >>>>>>>
Dec 19th 2007
132
Is to late tp ask for an archive?
Dec 17th 2007
59
It's 2007, God. You on BlackPlanet Looking For Booty? FOH!
Dec 17th 2007
67
on the real...
Dec 17th 2007
80
Zane is not erotica. thanks.
Dec 17th 2007
73
it's not good either n/m
Dec 17th 2007
76
but it's my job, though. what else can i do?
Dec 17th 2007
74
^^^Ghostface gave him the power to knowledge these fools
Dec 17th 2007
82
I think I may have channeled Dennis Coles and didn't know it
Dec 17th 2007
83
      Word up because this sounded like the first cut
Dec 17th 2007
86
           You think I was bitin', God?
Dec 17th 2007
98
Why Niggas Don't Floss They Teeth, God?
Dec 17th 2007
87
ni&&a, i'm hyperventilating in this piece @ 'Blue Plains'... sheeit.
Dec 17th 2007
99
      i did it for old jacks like you and me. I KNEW you'd get it n/m
Dec 17th 2007
100
RE: Son, I pee sitting down sometimes man...
Dec 17th 2007
88
nigga you fucking your dick up like that no homo
Dec 17th 2007
89
      lol.
Dec 17th 2007
92
even the best *erotica* is cheesy , at best
Dec 17th 2007
91
oh no doubt.
Dec 17th 2007
94
I Love you.
Dec 17th 2007
93
An assist from my nigga C-Dawgz: Baggy Ass Dress Slack Nigs
Dec 17th 2007
101
In NYC, alot of the guys who sell cheap toys
Dec 17th 2007
105
*DEAD* @ just some ambiguous round shit
Dec 17th 2007
106
You ever seen ngas SAG they slacks?
Dec 18th 2007
121
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 19th 2007
133
r-kive.
Dec 17th 2007
104
You need to release a World According to Mash CD, Kinship.
Dec 17th 2007
112
archive this, please
Dec 17th 2007
117
Don't Bite My Nipples, Ma. That Shit Hurt.
Dec 18th 2007
118
LOL, nigga you gon' get me fired........
Dec 18th 2007
119
my bad, nigga.
Dec 18th 2007
120
      GARP-ass nigga.
Dec 18th 2007
122
           lol
Dec 18th 2007
123
           hahahahahahahahaa. inside assed references for a grillion, bob!
Dec 18th 2007
125
                that shit was WAY inside, fam. I'm still laughing at it n/m
Dec 18th 2007
126
                     my man WarriorPoet pushin ninjas back off the plate w/ that one.
Dec 19th 2007
134
an audiobook of this would be insane.
Dec 19th 2007
128
Young...don't leave a half spoon of Miracle Whip in the fridge.
Dec 18th 2007
124
up for the archive n/m
Dec 19th 2007
127
RE: Real N*ggas Don't Read Erotica...and other thoughts by me
Dec 19th 2007
130
Extremely Ollie.
Dec 19th 2007
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