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98. "*Envying my sister with Solange*"
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fun with celebrities. [View all] , marmari, Tue Jul-15-03 09:00 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
*sharpening knives with OJ Simpson*
Jul 15th 2003
1
*sodomizing teenaged girls with Rob Lowe*
Jul 15th 2003
2
*smacking female tv show hosts with Dr. Dre*
Jul 15th 2003
3
getting implants with lil kim
Jul 15th 2003
108
*dancing in the supermarket w/ michael jackson*
Jul 15th 2003
4
*Being Mad at Okayplayer Boards With Common*
Jul 15th 2003
5
exactly
Jul 15th 2003
6
*commits insider trading with martha stewart* n/m
Jul 15th 2003
7
fucking white girls in the ass with Kobe
Jul 15th 2003
8
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
9
THIS MOTHAFUCKA IS BACK!
Jul 16th 2003
369
*Making Squirrel Faces With Ja Rule*
Jul 15th 2003
10
*uses 50 cent as a gun range target*
Jul 15th 2003
11
bagging groceries...
Jul 15th 2003
12
we have a winner.
Jul 15th 2003
13
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 15th 2003
14
this is so cotdamn wrong!!!!!
Jul 16th 2003
221
funny!
Jul 17th 2003
522
*inventing homothugisms with Bowlegged Lou* n/m
Jul 15th 2003
15
praising jesus w/ hammer
Jul 15th 2003
16
psst
Jul 15th 2003
17
Terra Deva was on the MMC???
Jul 15th 2003
18
yup
Jul 15th 2003
19
hot damn.
Jul 15th 2003
20
*getting abducted by aliens with anne heche*
Jul 15th 2003
21
beating my kids senseless with joe jackson
Jul 15th 2003
22
put the exes over my eyes RIGHT now.
Jul 15th 2003
23
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
24
*getting my masters in spousal abuse with dr. ike turne
Jul 15th 2003
25
*tattooing my face & misusing big wrds with tyson*
Jul 15th 2003
26
hov!
Jul 15th 2003
27
*namin' my kid audio science clayton with
Jul 15th 2003
28
wearin smedium clothes w/ pharrell
Jul 15th 2003
29
lol
Jul 15th 2003
33
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 15th 2003
139
*setting back the entire black race with half of the hi
Jul 15th 2003
30
yo yo dieting with faith evans
Jul 15th 2003
31
*livin n my daddy's shadow w/ mario van peebles*
Jul 15th 2003
32
*singing dionne warwick 2 a bottle of coffeemate
Jul 15th 2003
34
hahahahaha
Jul 15th 2003
35
      i don't loathe him. i think he's uber-talented.
Jul 15th 2003
38
           she irks me.
Jul 15th 2003
39
                me too.
Jul 15th 2003
45
                     *looking for my lost fame with boyz 2 men*
Jul 15th 2003
47
*Kissing the Ass of NBA Superstars with Ahmad Rashad*
Jul 15th 2003
36
he calls everyone his "main man" have u noticed ?
Jul 15th 2003
95
      *gettin my perm hooked up with P Diddy*
Jul 15th 2003
99
being a professional hoochie w/ paula jai parker
Jul 15th 2003
37
showing gerbils new horizons w/Richard Gere
Jul 15th 2003
40
wearing bad weaves w/ britney spears
Jul 15th 2003
41
how to become a hook whore 101 w/Mariah Carey
Jul 15th 2003
42
taught by ashanti & christina milian?
Jul 15th 2003
43
      they still have a long way to go, though
Jul 15th 2003
48
remixing the national anthem with puffy
Jul 15th 2003
44
*pumping iron w/the Williams sisters*
Jul 16th 2003
393
wasting my 15 minutes of fame w/ lumidee
Jul 15th 2003
46
he he he
Jul 16th 2003
192
shootin nigros w/ beanie sigel
Jul 15th 2003
49
*letting my thighs get eerily thick with j. lo*
Jul 15th 2003
50
*smuggling from neiman marcus with winona*
Jul 15th 2003
51
ackin grown w/ 3lw
Jul 15th 2003
52
& kyla pratt
Jul 15th 2003
58
      let
Jul 15th 2003
72
cameoing in the Wire w/Meth and Fredro Starr
Jul 15th 2003
53
*smokin' beanie's la la la w/jay....n/m
Jul 15th 2003
54
*complainin' about sh*t w/A-Dub*
Jul 16th 2003
396
dangling wack rappers over balconies w/ suge knight
Jul 15th 2003
55
wearing a Persian turban and genie pants w/Dre 3000
Jul 15th 2003
56
*doin' the windows and the wallz w/Lil' Jon...
Jul 15th 2003
57
blanket shopping with michael jackson
Jul 15th 2003
59
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jul 15th 2003
61
shavin my head with indiaDOTarie
Jul 15th 2003
60
LOL!!!
Jul 15th 2003
92
testing crimping irons with al sharpton
Jul 15th 2003
62
hilarity.
Jul 15th 2003
64
*overmoisturizing with ebony*
Jul 15th 2003
63
Being "Tri-Sexual" with Teven Cambell
Jul 15th 2003
75
Smoking a blunt with Dione Warwick
Jul 15th 2003
76
      Fucking my roomates with the Real World
Jul 15th 2003
81
           Ruling the fifth ring of hell with Bush
Jul 15th 2003
82
                Man-tanning with Cuba Gooding Jr.
Jul 15th 2003
83
                     Scaring some children with Ja Rule
Jul 15th 2003
85
                          Fucking some niggas with Cameron
Jul 15th 2003
89
                               Catching bullets with my teeth/ Fabolous
Jul 16th 2003
297
creating my own nationality with Tiger Woods
Jul 16th 2003
195
proselytizing with robin
Jul 15th 2003
65
*gettin' a few teeth pulled with shannon*
Jul 15th 2003
66
      *botoxin' with janice dickerson*
Jul 15th 2003
67
      i'm mad
Jul 15th 2003
87
      *Puking up my dinner with Elyse*
Jul 17th 2003
642
selling soul to the devil with lil kim
Jul 15th 2003
68
tryna pick up my career w/ adina howard
Jul 15th 2003
69
ruling the r&b kingdom with bobby brown...n/m
Jul 15th 2003
70
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Jul 15th 2003
79
exfoliating with dylan
Jul 15th 2003
71
lol..cruel..lol
Jul 15th 2003
78
      being HONGREE w/mysterious..lol..gahblesh..
Jul 15th 2003
93
picnic w/nelly @ the Pimp Juice vineyard.
Jul 15th 2003
73
keeping it real with method man
Jul 15th 2003
74
getting my ass kicked on mtv w/darnell
Jul 15th 2003
77
being really daft w/ heather graham
Jul 15th 2003
80
tryin real hard to sing w/ j-lo
Jul 15th 2003
84
i know, right?
Jul 15th 2003
94
      she STRAINS.
Jul 15th 2003
96
Riding Coattails with Ben Affleck
Jul 15th 2003
86
takin yo cookies w/ that large fella
Jul 15th 2003
88
archive this dumb shit! *L*
Jul 15th 2003
90
start a campaign!
Jul 15th 2003
114
      somebody up this til i get to work tomorrow...
Jul 15th 2003
116
this post is filled with hilarity
Jul 15th 2003
91
giving Brian Austin Green street-cred w/Slim Kid Tre
Jul 15th 2003
97
oh no. stop the boat. i'm jumpin' out.
Jul 15th 2003
101
*living in fear of obscurity with kelly & michelle*
Jul 15th 2003
104
      *Eating Popeyes chicken with Beyonce*
Jul 15th 2003
110
hittin up an orgy wit Luke, Lil Kim, and Trina.
Jul 15th 2003
100
not inhaling w/Bill Clinton
Jul 15th 2003
102
smoking out and not paying taxes with willie nelson n/m
Jul 16th 2003
169
*taking dance classes with Ashanti*
Jul 15th 2003
103
*taking singing classes with J.Lo*
Jul 16th 2003
170
      taking acting classes with LisaRaye
Jul 16th 2003
389
*doing the chickenhead dance with Nelly*
Jul 15th 2003
105
saving the rain forest w/Sting
Jul 15th 2003
106
*getting paid for saving the rainforest with sting*
Jul 16th 2003
347
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
107
being glad i'm not named ray-j w/ brandy
Jul 15th 2003
109
*sellin d. stoudemire pretendica for 600 an oz.*
Jul 15th 2003
111
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
112
*Posing for Playboy with Blu Cantrell*
Jul 15th 2003
113
*going sock shopping with Fonsworth*
Jul 15th 2003
115
being socially inept w/ avril lavigne
Jul 15th 2003
117
*purging with kelly osbourne*
Jul 15th 2003
118
*going to rehab with jack osbourne*
Jul 16th 2003
172
*going to the middle school dance with R.Kelly*
Jul 15th 2003
119
RE: *going to the middle school dance with R.Kelly*
Jul 16th 2003
226
playing the straight face game w/Liza Minelli & husband
Jul 15th 2003
120
*jerking off to nelli furtado's pic with ?uest*
Jul 15th 2003
121
try this out for size
Jul 16th 2003
387
      i'm sayin !! n/m
Jul 16th 2003
402
           HEEEELLLLLL to the YEAH
Jul 16th 2003
462
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
122
being type cast with tiny 'deebo' lister
Jul 15th 2003
123
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 15th 2003
124
running a daycare with r. kelly
Jul 15th 2003
127
*Being an anorexic socialite w/. Paris & Niki Hilton*
Jul 15th 2003
125
because they are rich...
Jul 15th 2003
129
*talking to my parents like slaves w/ the olsen twins*
Jul 15th 2003
126
*Playing Dead With Strom Thurmond*
Jul 15th 2003
128
LMAO!!!!
Jul 15th 2003
130
damn! you got me!
Jul 15th 2003
131
aka: bored at work.
Jul 15th 2003
132
*blowin whistle on arruh w/ sparkle*
Jul 15th 2003
165
*going diving with Lacy Peterson*
Jul 15th 2003
133
*i would never do anything like that *wink* with kobe*
Jul 15th 2003
134
*Forgetting to Flush With Elvis*
Jul 15th 2003
135
*sucking pink nipples with Tiger*
Jul 15th 2003
136
making home movies with pamela anderson
Jul 15th 2003
137
*making fun of retards with jerry lewis*
Jul 15th 2003
138
having no talent with nelly
Jul 15th 2003
140
*Chin Checkin' Wit Doug Christie*
Jul 15th 2003
141
rolling armpit deoderant balls with LL
Jul 15th 2003
142
buying chapstick with malik yoba
Jul 15th 2003
143
you ain't right.
Jul 15th 2003
163
*eatin' coanbread with Michael Taliferro aka goldmouth*
Jul 15th 2003
144
*test drivin' SUV's with Halle Berry...after a few drin
Jul 15th 2003
145
Test Drivin SUV's with Lizzie Grubman
Jul 16th 2003
246
*Pimpin' with Bishop Don Juan*
Jul 15th 2003
146
catching bullets in teeth with 50 cent
Jul 15th 2003
147
catchin bullets wit his teeth??!!! nigga please (c) Sho
Jul 16th 2003
241
*slappin planes out the sky with yau ming*
Jul 15th 2003
148
*playing big bank take little bank with Hammer*
Jul 15th 2003
150
*smokin' a bowl with whitney and dionne and bobby*
Jul 15th 2003
149
cooning and dressing badly on espn with michael irving
Jul 15th 2003
151
*buying "revolutionary" Prada shoes with blackthought*
Jul 15th 2003
152
i'm mad
Jul 16th 2003
167
**Hitting Old Country Buffet with Mo'Nique, Kelly Price
Jul 15th 2003
153
*scaring bulldogs off meat trucks with Denzel's wife*
Jul 15th 2003
154
fuckin' guffaw!
Jul 15th 2003
156
plucking a horse's ass bald with babs
Jul 15th 2003
155
*putting on my sunday's best*
Jul 15th 2003
157
*bobbing for pumpkins with Dave Chappelle*
Jul 15th 2003
158
**shopping for jeans with Genuine**
Jul 15th 2003
159
**tearing the mall up with Blu Cantrell**
Jul 15th 2003
160
Giving the stink eye but, feeling real stank...
Jul 15th 2003
161
boosting ja up on my shoulder while he sucks 50's...
Jul 15th 2003
162
**buying popsicles&lollipops with Obsession**
Jul 15th 2003
164
y'all are a trip.
Jul 15th 2003
166
brushing down baby hair with ginuwine
Jul 16th 2003
168
givin hoes herpes w/ dice raw.
Jul 16th 2003
171
being 'for the kids' with the wu-tang clan
Jul 16th 2003
173
being unkempt w/ savion
Jul 16th 2003
174
aaaand point.
Jul 16th 2003
187
*Watching my ass disappear with J.Lo*
Jul 16th 2003
175
lunchin with Martin
Jul 16th 2003
176
cold cold lampin' with flavor flav
Jul 16th 2003
177
**spending Quality Time with High Five**
Jul 16th 2003
178
**Riding Spinners on 24's with TI and 3 6 Mafia**
Jul 16th 2003
179
**shopping for Air Force Ones with Nelly&Murphy Lee**
Jul 16th 2003
180
throwin nekkit ppl outta my house w/ allen iverson
Jul 16th 2003
181
Gettin my pussy licked with/by EVE
Jul 16th 2003
182
check mate!!
Jul 16th 2003
184
non-threatening, no hoe having lame pimpin' w/ice t
Jul 16th 2003
183
*comin out the tv to get Joe Budden*
Jul 16th 2003
185
Please archive this!!!
Jul 16th 2003
186
*hockin' p'zones with tommy davidson*
Jul 16th 2003
188
*watchin my li'l bros take my shine w/ keenan ivory*
Jul 16th 2003
189
losing all my credibility w/ ben affleck
Jul 16th 2003
190
*caucasianing yet keepin my street cred with j. lo*
Jul 16th 2003
191
ouch!
Jul 16th 2003
193
*soundin like a wounded animal w/ jag wright*
Jul 16th 2003
194
*havin mad brown babies w/ the jazzees*
Jul 16th 2003
196
*gettin grimy in france w/ johnny depp*
Jul 16th 2003
197
Creating my own nationality with Tiger Woods
Jul 16th 2003
198
LOL!
Jul 16th 2003
231
trolling for low-priced dark meat with hugh grant
Jul 16th 2003
199
shavin my head with erykah
Jul 16th 2003
200
*& rockin' a synthetic afro wig in the winter*
Jul 16th 2003
202
      *while forgetting to shave the pits*
Jul 16th 2003
203
           you ain't right!
Jul 16th 2003
204
*at the strip club with Gina Gershon*
Jul 16th 2003
201
*watchin my hairline recede w/ james van der beek*
Jul 16th 2003
205
can Heath Ledger join too?
Jul 16th 2003
211
      *gasp* NO. i love him...
Jul 16th 2003
217
           me too, but his hair is running away
Jul 16th 2003
223
                he looks funny on that poster for "the order"
Jul 16th 2003
238
*crocheting rainbow skullies with common*
Jul 16th 2003
206
Going to Chuck E. Cheese with R. Kelly n/m
Jul 16th 2003
207
*Slippin Halle Berry prozac.....WITH MY TOUNGE*
Jul 16th 2003
208
*manolo blahnik shopping with prince*
Jul 16th 2003
209
abandoning my wife w/ ahmad rashad
Jul 16th 2003
210
*chewing on rocks with Shemar Moore*
Jul 16th 2003
212
having no rhythm and using slang badly with Shemar
Jul 16th 2003
359
*envying Nelly with Murphy Lee%*
Jul 16th 2003
399
*Getting ass kicked by DJ Quik for saying 'crip walk'
Jul 17th 2003
518
*cult leadership with L. Ron Hubbard*
Jul 16th 2003
213
doin' the harlem shake w/michael j. fox...
Jul 16th 2003
214
vio-friggin-lation!
Jul 16th 2003
216
      for real
Jul 16th 2003
220
      HA! puh-leaze...this entire post can be
Jul 16th 2003
244
           but dang. u took it to a potnah's parkinson's.
Jul 16th 2003
247
                blah..blah..go scold illeagle (138)....
Jul 16th 2003
273
fun with celebrities.
Jul 16th 2003
215
*typecast for the rest of my career w/ friends cast*
Jul 16th 2003
218
*requiring a translator with james brown*
Jul 16th 2003
219
*looking 4 lost lucchini with camp lo*
Jul 16th 2003
222
real life celeb sits with questo.
Jul 16th 2003
224
i wanna know who the stinky pit celeb is.
Jul 16th 2003
236
wishing
Jul 16th 2003
302
      *raisin' my hand when unsure w/ beyonce*
Jul 16th 2003
307
um...#8...thas just nasty!
Jul 16th 2003
340
is # 11 nelly furtado ?
Jul 16th 2003
361
do you want more??!?!?!?
Jul 16th 2003
455
      DEAD
Jul 16th 2003
463
piano lessons with madlib
Jul 16th 2003
225
*stealing food from Somalians w/Sally Struthers*
Jul 16th 2003
227
*mowing bitches down with Martha Stewart*
Jul 16th 2003
228
lyin on my dick w/ ray-j
Jul 16th 2003
229
Making unappreciated posts with Canibus.
Jul 16th 2003
230
producing with dr. dre!
Jul 16th 2003
232
gettin breast implant with Pamela Lee and nem
Jul 16th 2003
233
being a okayartist in the general playground
Jul 16th 2003
234
booo! LOL
Jul 16th 2003
250
*drinking the cooking wine with Nigella Lawson*
Jul 16th 2003
235
*mastering the art of ugly w/MB2's Chopper*
Jul 16th 2003
237
*sucking the ambassador's dick w/ Marion Barry*
Jul 16th 2003
239
LMAO!!!!!!
Jul 16th 2003
304
true one
Jul 16th 2003
240
*monitoring ur heartbeat thru ur shirt w/Michael Evans
Jul 16th 2003
242
ralph carter cries @ this.
Jul 16th 2003
245
      you know his shirts was my-tee tyte girl!. lol
Jul 16th 2003
254
pumpin my fist like "this"
Jul 16th 2003
243
you must be bored as heck n/m
Jul 16th 2003
248
oh shit!
Jul 16th 2003
371
laughing at common, patting ahmir on the back
Jul 16th 2003
249
pressing the snooze button for the 3,994, 294th time w/
Jul 16th 2003
251
that sounds susupect n/m
Jul 16th 2003
252
*plink*
Jul 16th 2003
255
*pause moment*
Jul 17th 2003
471
*suckin' gristle off chickenbones with mo'nique*
Jul 16th 2003
253
Threatening to pull the plug on Okayplayer w/?uest
Jul 16th 2003
256
pimp smackin' ms_tigerlily's post
Jul 16th 2003
257
with? well, with who? play the game right man n/m
Jul 16th 2003
259
RE: with? well, with who? play the game right man n/m
Jul 16th 2003
272
see now i'm upset....
Jul 16th 2003
264
      knowing that jay dee won't set foot on a plane
Jul 16th 2003
291
           well i guess your just sooooo cool....
Jul 17th 2003
496
                hating me because i'm beautiful with
Jul 17th 2003
548
making these womens drool w/ Mr. Marcus
Jul 16th 2003
258
lookin like a gremlin wit K-Ci
Jul 16th 2003
260
and kickin myself for hating on Missy w/ Devante
Jul 16th 2003
262
beatin' chicks with whips and chains with Jodeci n/m
Jul 16th 2003
263
attending haitian jack seminars
Jul 16th 2003
261
damned haitians!!! n/m
Jul 16th 2003
265
remaking raekwons "dirty haitians"
Jul 16th 2003
268
      heavy interrogation with
Jul 16th 2003
269
street teaming for wyclef
Jul 16th 2003
267
getting my degree with
Jul 16th 2003
266
bun b has a degree?
Jul 16th 2003
362
      Bun B can read?
Jul 16th 2003
468
           don't ---don't --don't believe the hype
Jul 17th 2003
490
                ask him
Jul 18th 2003
649
showin my ass (literally) w/ britney spears
Jul 16th 2003
270
next to you with X-tina aguleria
Jul 16th 2003
276
Hiding in the trunk with Ray Caruth
Jul 16th 2003
271
how long was yall gon stay in there?????????
Jul 16th 2003
290
*lying under oath with hannibal navies*
Jul 16th 2003
294
outbidding paul mccartney for the Beatles shit w/MJ
Jul 16th 2003
274
brainchild and pdiddy in ibiza
Jul 16th 2003
275
makin more $ than my man w/ oprah
Jul 16th 2003
277
*marrying down with will smith*
Jul 16th 2003
281
      *then feeling insecure when matrix check clears*
Jul 16th 2003
282
attending the screen adaption premiere
Jul 16th 2003
278
wooooow!...............you've got the juice, man!
Jul 17th 2003
572
dancing on tables with tara reid
Jul 16th 2003
279
Being less famous than an MTV VJ
Jul 16th 2003
469
Scarin the shit outta muafucca's w/ Suge Knight!
Jul 16th 2003
280
*siding with men in court with judge mathis*
Jul 16th 2003
283
*puttin' folk on the straight & narrow w/ judge hatchet
Jul 16th 2003
284
attending AA meetings with
Jul 16th 2003
285
good lord
Jul 16th 2003
301
throwing my hi hats away and
Jul 16th 2003
286
Haaaaaaaaa!!!!
Jul 16th 2003
311
*no this nukka didn't diss premo*
Jul 17th 2003
598
getting love on these boards with
Jul 16th 2003
287
Smokin Trees w/Snoop
Jul 16th 2003
288
making
Jul 16th 2003
289
going on junior runs w/ da band
Jul 16th 2003
292
getting in touch w/my inner nobody w/Lauryn Hill..n/m
Jul 16th 2003
293
atkins dieting with reuben
Jul 16th 2003
295
ROTFL
Jul 16th 2003
298
*making out with angelina & her brother*
Jul 16th 2003
296
reading the book
Jul 16th 2003
299
popping my wife's pimples with rick fox
Jul 16th 2003
300
danglin' babies wit michael
Jul 16th 2003
303
jackson or sean michaels?
Jul 16th 2003
308
Admiring my wine cork collection w/Sosa...n/m
Jul 16th 2003
305
Hit'n up the gay bars w/Justin Timberlake.
Jul 16th 2003
306
using epmd's "so whatchu saying" to ask you
Jul 16th 2003
310
*lookin @ kiddie porn w/ paul reubens*
Jul 16th 2003
309
fondling fake boobs with diana ross
Jul 16th 2003
312
*envying my daughter's career w/ diana*
Jul 16th 2003
346
      i'd rather fondle fake boobs wit moms, m'kay?
Jul 16th 2003
412
*snortin coke with robert downey jr*
Jul 16th 2003
313
*getting arrested for drive-by smiling with Macy Gray*
Jul 16th 2003
314
flatironing with clay aiken
Jul 16th 2003
315
Smoking crack wit ?uest for the "Water" interlude...
Jul 16th 2003
316
turning this into the rare
Jul 16th 2003
317
*macks hoes with heidi fleiss*
Jul 16th 2003
318
Being a one hit wonder with Jimi Hendrix
Jul 16th 2003
319
Rhyming really really really really fast w/ Twista....
Jul 16th 2003
322
*slaps cops with zsa zsa*
Jul 16th 2003
320
*lips synchs with milli vanilli*
Jul 16th 2003
321
jacob the jewler lynch mobbin
Jul 16th 2003
323
makin' aliases w/baby aka #1 stunna aka birdman aka...
Jul 16th 2003
324
selling bean pies
Jul 16th 2003
325
haaaaaaaaa..the image is killing me...wrong..lol..n/m
Jul 16th 2003
333
chewin on rocks w/ jewel
Jul 16th 2003
326
RE: chewin on rocks w/ jewel
Jul 16th 2003
328
      lord
Jul 16th 2003
330
      beard painting 101 with Black Thought.
Jul 17th 2003
600
contradicting myself with krs-one
Jul 16th 2003
327
butchering egyptian history with nas
Jul 16th 2003
329
wasting a beautiful day in
Jul 16th 2003
331
*gettin jacked for shower shoes with Chi-Ali*
Jul 16th 2003
332
revisionism 101
Jul 16th 2003
334
*thanking Allah for platinum with Freeway*
Jul 16th 2003
335
getting jacked for
Jul 16th 2003
336
LMAO @ kool cigs
Jul 16th 2003
337
lmfao
Jul 17th 2003
486
makin it thru the rain w/ mariah
Jul 16th 2003
338
answering
Jul 16th 2003
339
*choking on fortune cookie while reading this reply wit
Jul 16th 2003
388
judging beauty pagaents with mike tyson
Jul 16th 2003
341
getting rebellious w/joe buddens jump-off...n/m
Jul 16th 2003
342
*chomping up treestumps with Mother Love*
Jul 16th 2003
343
oh, shit.
Jul 16th 2003
349
fucking up jamaican accent with miss cleo
Jul 16th 2003
344
*Serving Grape Kool-Aid with Jim Jones*
Jul 16th 2003
345
denying my sexuality with vin diesel
Jul 16th 2003
348
Doing community service w/ Lizzie Grubman
Jul 16th 2003
352
evil stop that! vin isnt gay...
Jul 16th 2003
392
picking out the worst scripts with lisa raye
Jul 16th 2003
350
kidnapping larry graham
Jul 16th 2003
351
punching walls & tearing up enquirer with Bruce Willis*
Jul 16th 2003
353
clipping coupons with m.c. hammer
Jul 16th 2003
354
# 150
Jul 16th 2003
356
      *playing normal with MJ's kids*
Jul 16th 2003
357
      *playing peek-a-boo w/MJ's kids*
Jul 16th 2003
379
      challenge?funding bionic dick research with larry flynt
Jul 16th 2003
427
*committin' career suicide with hilary duff*
Jul 16th 2003
355
Trying to remain relevant with the Heiro Crew
Jul 16th 2003
358
*runnin' over cheap shoes with star jones*
Jul 16th 2003
360
*selling weirdos out with martin bashir*
Jul 16th 2003
363
whoring self to puffy with sting
Jul 16th 2003
364
thinkin we coulda been the next temptations
Jul 16th 2003
365
*confusing wall street with the olsen twins*
Jul 16th 2003
366
up?
Jul 16th 2003
367
that's what *i'm* sayin'...
Jul 16th 2003
370
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 16th 2003
368
*making futile comebacks with new edition*
Jul 16th 2003
372
bwahahaha
Jul 16th 2003
377
*rides w/hugh grant down santa monica in search of hoes
Jul 16th 2003
373
bless you, motown girl.
Jul 16th 2003
374
this had to live on!
Jul 17th 2003
491
*selling real estate with ronald devoe*
Jul 16th 2003
375
*touching white women improperly with Kobe*
Jul 16th 2003
376
Thinkin of a way to make a comeback w/ Ja Rule
Jul 16th 2003
386
making up nonsensical slanguage with E-40
Jul 16th 2003
378
making formula w/Lauryn Hill
Jul 16th 2003
380
shopping for high flame lighters w/Whitney Houston
Jul 16th 2003
381
braiding R. Kelly's hair outside the court room
Jul 16th 2003
382
playing Beatles songs on Paul McCartney's voicemail
Jul 16th 2003
383
passing out copies of 'The Watchtower' w/Prince
Jul 16th 2003
384
driving Rakim to his new label
Jul 16th 2003
385
taking acting classes with LisaRaye
Jul 16th 2003
390
saving all receipts to get refunds on everything i
Jul 16th 2003
391
boyhunting at the video arcade w/Demi Moore
Jul 16th 2003
394
good one!1
Jul 16th 2003
406
laughng at
Jul 16th 2003
395
BOOOoooo....
Jul 16th 2003
432
laughing at dwelle's show in montruex
Jul 16th 2003
397
*bone headed publicity stunts with ras kass*
Jul 16th 2003
398
*backing down Gary Coleman in the paint*
Jul 16th 2003
400
reply #402
Jul 16th 2003
401
*stamping your name on any and everything...
Jul 16th 2003
403
memorizing rap lyrics w/Topanga from boy meets world
Jul 16th 2003
404
*chewing cinder blocks with jermaine dupri*
Jul 16th 2003
405
watching Frankie Knuckles make out w/my best friend
Jul 16th 2003
407
dancing on a chair w/Oprah**
Jul 16th 2003
408
smoking joints w/P-Funk
Jul 16th 2003
409
*smelling whats cooking with Stevie W.*
Jul 16th 2003
410
Handing Broom To Tito Jackson
Jul 16th 2003
413
i am laughing my ass off...
Jul 16th 2003
414
getting advice from dionne's psychic friends network
Jul 16th 2003
411
looking for loopholes in prenump w/ chris judd
Jul 16th 2003
415
catching olympic shotputs with frenchie
Jul 16th 2003
416
keeping hope alive with jesse jackson
Jul 16th 2003
417
asking strangers for spare change w/sly stone
Jul 16th 2003
418
gettin my *stab* on...
Jul 16th 2003
419
*sellin my soul to the devil*
Jul 16th 2003
420
*pissy drunk screaming fuck ben*
Jul 16th 2003
421
*at theback of the movies getting my wack on*
Jul 16th 2003
422
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 16th 2003
423
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 16th 2003
424
*shootin' freethrows with Hank Gathers*
Jul 16th 2003
425
Hilarious
Jul 16th 2003
426
programming weed spots into gps with redman
Jul 16th 2003
428
sucking stem cells out of fetuses w/ christopher reeve*
Jul 16th 2003
429
making custom license plates with shyne
Jul 16th 2003
430
scoping out new babymama's with ol' dirty
Jul 16th 2003
431
pinching an inch with oprah
Jul 16th 2003
433
Flossin with a chisel
Jul 16th 2003
434
checkin ROC cd's out
Jul 16th 2003
435
Dropping R Kelly off at Day Care
Jul 16th 2003
436
Prayin that Fudge Packers
Jul 16th 2003
437
Waitin for a call
Jul 16th 2003
438
doin the buckhead bounce
Jul 16th 2003
439
jumping on questo's jock for that post
Jul 16th 2003
440
the "buckhead bounce"
Jul 17th 2003
517
CHALLENGE!!!!!!(c) bill cosby....n/m
Jul 17th 2003
588
pressing
Jul 16th 2003
441
taking out 100,000,000,000 insurance claims
Jul 16th 2003
442
*taking singing classes with Lumidee "Uh Ohh"
Jul 16th 2003
443
Lauryn/Tito/Christina
Jul 16th 2003
444
*giving brains to Stephen Hawkings*
Jul 16th 2003
445
Wippin P.Diddy's Ass
Jul 16th 2003
446
*pouring champagne on video hoes w/ Dame Dash*
Jul 16th 2003
447
Coppin my new throwbacks
Jul 16th 2003
448
Rockin a Confederate Flag
Jul 16th 2003
449
*playing ball w/ Lebron*
Jul 16th 2003
450
Sounding like elmer fudd sucking helium with a cold
Jul 16th 2003
451
Getting Lost Between Frenchie's Breasts
Jul 16th 2003
452
laughing with marlon jackson
Jul 16th 2003
453
the object of many a song sung by females
Jul 16th 2003
454
tee hee
Jul 16th 2003
458
*go get food stamps w. dirt mcgirt*
Jul 16th 2003
456
sewing additional buttons on suits w/ steve harvey
Jul 16th 2003
457
*does yardwork @ 12 noon with Dusty Baker*
Jul 16th 2003
459
*beats the meat with Randall Simon* oh......
Jul 16th 2003
460
lists words that ryhme with 'acquit' w/ johnny cochran
Jul 16th 2003
461
buying sneakers w/ ras kass ...
Jul 16th 2003
464
visiting the optician
Jul 16th 2003
465
*finally coming to GD and overkilling one post*
Jul 16th 2003
466
*lookin 12 yrs old with Pharell*
Jul 16th 2003
467
Gettin beat by a white guy
Jul 17th 2003
470
roadtrip to Bolivian with Mike Tyson
Jul 17th 2003
472
*dancing like carlton with nick cannon*
Jul 17th 2003
473
*sssstuddering on camera with Amerie*
Jul 17th 2003
474
*riding elephants with Ashanti*
Jul 17th 2003
475
* shaving sideburns with Ashanti*
Jul 17th 2003
593
*world traveling with rza*
Jul 17th 2003
476
*cleaning pools with dice raw*
Jul 17th 2003
477
*resleeving alphabetized vinyl w/ ?uesto*
Jul 17th 2003
478
*watching "terrence & philip" w/ moka only*
Jul 17th 2003
479
violating conditions of parole with ghostface
Jul 17th 2003
480
Catching German Helmets
Jul 17th 2003
481
donating sperm to groupies with juwan howard
Jul 17th 2003
482
just chillin' with walt disney
Jul 17th 2003
483
Being 42...
Jul 17th 2003
484
smokin that ooh wee w/ martin lawrence
Jul 17th 2003
485
*loittering in west philly with beans*
Jul 17th 2003
487
muff diving with missy elliott
Jul 17th 2003
488
looking for the 'real' killers with O. J.
Jul 17th 2003
489
losing my religion with
Jul 17th 2003
492
working the drive thru with mc ren
Jul 17th 2003
493
*hoping 4 a stellar opening weekend with martin*
Jul 17th 2003
494
makin lotsa babies w/ l-boog
Jul 17th 2003
495
practicing vocabulary words with dan quayle
Jul 17th 2003
497
wondering why i fell off w/ toni braxton
Jul 17th 2003
498
*finding my inner funny with ced the entertainer*
Jul 17th 2003
499
embarassing the united states with george w. bush
Jul 17th 2003
500
**getting a wash and set with Al Sharpeton**
Jul 17th 2003
501
*having ur man kiss ur ass in a music video w/ J Lo**
Jul 17th 2003
502
u have captured the spirit of this thread.
Jul 17th 2003
505
      and she got the whole thing in the subject line
Jul 17th 2003
509
developing a fake british accent w/ madonna
Jul 17th 2003
503
selling puffy pants to goodwill with hammer
Jul 17th 2003
504
Making Special Deliveries...for UPS
Jul 17th 2003
506
waiting 5 hrs. at the salon for Vernon White.....n/m
Jul 17th 2003
507
don't you mean verdine?
Jul 17th 2003
549
      my bad, V-E-R-D-I-N-E..he looks like a vernon though...
Jul 17th 2003
586
Cutting up all her credit cards...
Jul 17th 2003
508
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Jul 17th 2003
623
plotting to steal will smith's grammy with chuck d
Jul 17th 2003
510
wearing 3 hairstyles in 1 with AJ
Jul 17th 2003
511
desperately searching for a cure for ugly w/craig mack
Jul 17th 2003
512
shopping for extra-stremf blow-out kits with ?uestlove
Jul 17th 2003
513
being terribly unfunny w/ jamie foxx
Jul 17th 2003
514
*and dl hughley*
Jul 17th 2003
519
      *and steve harvey*
Jul 17th 2003
520
           and wanda sykes
Jul 17th 2003
526
*goes "shopping" with Winona* :P n/m
Jul 17th 2003
515
*rollin' tough with teddy pendergrass*
Jul 17th 2003
516
Jul 17th 2003
569
looking flawless w/ tom welling
Jul 17th 2003
521
*Disappearing off the face of the earth w/ D'Angelo*
Jul 17th 2003
523
*Tryin to be Thuggish with Eminem*
Jul 17th 2003
524
drilling airholes in the closet with ricky martin
Jul 17th 2003
525
Talk about living La vida Loca.
Jul 17th 2003
527
*Looking like Stewart Little (mouse) with Ja Rule*
Jul 17th 2003
528
plotting another futile comeback w/ adina howard
Jul 17th 2003
529
im sayin. sometimes you just gotta let it go.
Jul 17th 2003
533
having funny-bone removed with eddie griffin
Jul 17th 2003
530
*Coonin' out with Wayne Brady*
Jul 17th 2003
531
buying 3rd benz
Jul 17th 2003
532
*jazz clap* on that one. n/m
Jul 17th 2003
535
having a nervous breakdown w/
Jul 17th 2003
534
get it all in the subject line, maaaan!
Jul 17th 2003
536
      my..
Jul 17th 2003
540
*cuttin alemony AND child support checks with brandy*
Jul 17th 2003
537
being misuderstood
Jul 17th 2003
538
ordering blond hair dye and blue contacts
Jul 17th 2003
539
walking the Penn. Ave stroll w. condelezza and colin
Jul 17th 2003
541
asking people: do you remember me? with kwame
Jul 17th 2003
542
*marrying video hoes with Kobe*
Jul 17th 2003
543
with krs one, tryin to come back.
Jul 17th 2003
544
Giiiiiooooood damn
Jul 17th 2003
545
dissing T3 w/James Cameron
Jul 17th 2003
546
giving mofos the gas face with MC Serch
Jul 17th 2003
547
biting backs w/Marv Albert
Jul 17th 2003
550
*spit'n on cameras wit Tupac*
Jul 17th 2003
551
yesss!
Jul 17th 2003
597
      *takes back yesss, hands it to queenie*
Jul 17th 2003
643
Reply #553
Jul 17th 2003
552
*hittin view all just for the hell of it...w/ ?uest*
Jul 17th 2003
553
futily trying to prove street cred w/ jlo
Jul 17th 2003
554
mowing down fools with lizzie grubman
Jul 17th 2003
555
punchin out photographers with Sean Penn
Jul 17th 2003
556
*killin tracks wit Ashanti*
Jul 17th 2003
557
*playin sober wit Diana Ross*
Jul 17th 2003
558
      *fixin my cataracts with Deon Warwick*
Jul 17th 2003
559
*shopping for clothes at the thrift store with donnie*
Jul 17th 2003
560
*showing massive ass-crackage with beyonce'*
Jul 17th 2003
561
*slapping the massive ass-crackage with Jay-Z*
Jul 17th 2003
562
spitting on women with d'angelo
Jul 17th 2003
563
*Counting the carats in my teef with Monica*
Jul 17th 2003
564
gettting restraining order put on me from one
Jul 17th 2003
565
waiting and waiting and waiiiiiiiting
Jul 17th 2003
566
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 17th 2003
644
i dont wanna be mean or petty, but i really wanna say
Jul 17th 2003
567
moisturizin my curl w/ ola ray
Jul 17th 2003
568
*watching thriller video w/ mj and marmari*
Jul 17th 2003
646
*digging ditches with Gary Condit*
Jul 17th 2003
570
*edit*
Jul 17th 2003
571
thanks
Jul 17th 2003
573
      yo, u right.
Jul 17th 2003
576
looking like i smell a fart with shabba ranks
Jul 17th 2003
574
*holding my mouth open so it NEVER looks closed
Jul 17th 2003
575
showing imax movies on my forehead with sade
Jul 17th 2003
577
you ain't right...
Jul 17th 2003
579
wha? i lubs sade. she knows i'm just playin'...
Jul 17th 2003
582
No, more like Tyra Banks!
Jul 17th 2003
645
grabs ebadu's recycle bins & runs w/
Jul 17th 2003
578
*getting sued by my mechanic with deion sanders*
Jul 17th 2003
580
getting gum reduction surgery with arsenio
Jul 17th 2003
581
tryna hide my idiocy w/ dubya
Jul 17th 2003
583
shopping for bulletproof vests
Jul 17th 2003
584
RE: shopping for bulletproof vests
Jul 17th 2003
595
*turnin brothers boho since 95 w/ badu*
Jul 17th 2003
585
what does it take to get an archive? blood?
Jul 17th 2003
587
writin my next Emmy speech with Susan Lucchi
Jul 17th 2003
589
*sayin TOTALLY & FO SHO in same sentance with pharell*
Jul 17th 2003
590
shopping for XXXXL rings with sanaa lathan
Jul 17th 2003
591
Suing De La With The Turtles
Jul 17th 2003
592
not giving a damn about WMD's with colin powell
Jul 17th 2003
594
RE: fun with celebrities.
Jul 17th 2003
596
going from genuis to has been with Prince!
Jul 17th 2003
599
PLEASE ARCHIVE THIS POST.... otherwise...
Jul 17th 2003
601
production credit stealing with dr. dre
Jul 17th 2003
602
throwing darts at Dr.Dre's face w/ scott storch
Jul 17th 2003
603
*break dancin with big tigger*
Jul 17th 2003
604
*goin straight to video with sly stallone*
Jul 17th 2003
605
*ghost website producin with okayplayer*
Jul 17th 2003
606
*sellin the same shit with new bells and whistles with
Jul 17th 2003
607
*doin squats with serena*
Jul 17th 2003
608
*shootin hoes legally with
Jul 17th 2003
609
*workin at remax with ronnie devoe"
Jul 17th 2003
610
Auditionin for the role of predator with Xzibit
Jul 17th 2003
611
*eating soggy biscuits with trajik*
Jul 17th 2003
612
flag on the play
Jul 17th 2003
614
      somebody had to do it
Jul 17th 2003
618
*makin retards with
Jul 17th 2003
613
living the book of my life
Jul 17th 2003
615
Arrangin for my coffin to be stacked with bonbon's with
Jul 17th 2003
616
appearing on the upn network
Jul 17th 2003
617
*starting your legit acting career on blind date w/
Jul 17th 2003
619
thinking back in 1991
Jul 17th 2003
620
RE: thinking back in 1991
Jul 17th 2003
647
Goin on an ethiopian diet with Fiona apple & Whitney
Jul 17th 2003
621
Purposely grabin onto women's tities with Stevie wonder
Jul 17th 2003
622
Takin shots at D'Angelo whenever i can with Questo
Jul 17th 2003
624
Bein mistaken for a dude 99% of the time with Tracy cha
Jul 17th 2003
625
regretting crtitical career decisions with phife
Jul 17th 2003
626
Doing the Dating Game with Talib kweli
Jul 17th 2003
627
snortin da cocaine (NOT crack cuz it's whack) w/whitney
Jul 17th 2003
628
Beefin with my cousin to get a buzz back with Wyclef
Jul 17th 2003
629
witnessin alicia keys eatin out Eve while i wait to sma
Jul 17th 2003
630
*retiring from rap with roy jones jr*
Jul 17th 2003
631
*reading 'debating for dummies' with dame dash*
Jul 17th 2003
632
*thinking happy thoughts with michael jackson*
Jul 17th 2003
633
partying like it's 1999 with Saddam
Jul 17th 2003
634
squashin in closets and peekin at tariq smashin video
Jul 17th 2003
635
*teaching african diaspora 101 W/O nas*
Jul 17th 2003
636
*singing candy rain with soul for real and...
Jul 17th 2003
637
*getting high with Dave Chapelle*
Jul 17th 2003
638
*smoking weed with Bill Clinton*
Jul 17th 2003
639
*building websites and networks with Al Gore*
Jul 17th 2003
640
Making Bush Look Dumb With Osama and Saddam
Jul 17th 2003
641
*riding into the archives w/ ?uest*
Jul 18th 2003
648
rockin sunglasses @ nite w/ musiq.
Jul 18th 2003
650

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