Subject |
Author |
Message Date |
ID |
Y'all be selling drugs? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 1
|
The stabber was an aquaintenance of ours. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 3
|
I read this in Woody Allen's voice....> > > |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 12
|
Got me reading the whole thing in Woody Allen's voice |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 51
|
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 90
|
this description was hilarious to me |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 151
|
where are the kids? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 2
|
I was at work. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 6
|
He didn't get stabbed |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 4
|
My bad |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 7
|
'stabbed' is probably not the right word. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 9
|
jesus. that dude was literally trying to murder your roommate bruh. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 33
|
sliced |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 54
|
Basically. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 8
|
with your peen or?....oh sorry about that. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 5
|
Is your roommate Simon Pegg? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 10
|
please tell us the city and neighborhood |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 11
|
real bad girls are the silent type. aint none of this worth getting |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 13
|
Update....hot off the presses. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 14
|
i'll be that |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 15
|
this sounds like an episode of Girls |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 16
|
i was thinking 7th Heaven where the older brother falls in |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 34
|
lol! |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 45
|
LOL |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 59
|
This is childish |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 17
|
well......b/c he's white & a recovering coke head |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 18
|
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY THIS WHITE ON WHITE CRIME |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 21
|
^^^ LBWG never disappoints. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 31
|
i howled lmaoooo |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 36
|
i just put my head down on my keyboard |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 49
|
fock! |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 50
|
*howls at the moon while shedding tears* |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 91
|
What crew? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 20
|
Yea that was a stupid reply. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 64
|
we're the nerds but yall going back n forth via text like some hoes. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 24
|
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 25
|
lol |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 35
|
hush |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 55
|
^^^ |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 61
|
lofl |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 153
|
lmao |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 39
|
damn is your roomie 16? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 52
|
You're right. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 87
|
No grown man with a grown man mentality would want |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 138
|
Spare me with that real man talk. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 155
|
They should fight in a ring after signing disclaimers. |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 144
|
why didn't i come earlier, when i first saw this post |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 152
|
quit snorting coke. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 19
|
reading this reminds me I need to renew my concealed carry license. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 22
|
You hang out with cokeheads? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 29
|
how old our you guys? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 23
|
Where that Christian girlfriend in all of this? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 26
|
stop trying to skip ahead to next season (HOC spoiler alert) |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 27
|
Praying |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 30
|
I didn't remember for sure if that was the guy dating the church girl |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 46
|
Black Christian girlfiend* and this is a good question |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 57
|
She was upset. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 115
|
if ain't no guns drawn...it was just a skirmish. Y'all need to just |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 28
|
the last sentence made me lol |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 32
|
You're in Canada, right? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 37
|
if this is really happening in Canada this story is so much better |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 38
|
Denny, you're my man, but man, some of the choices you guys make |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 40
|
^^^This |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 42
|
thank you |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 47
|
Shit, I just saw the 'truce' is contingent on an upcoming fistfight |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 48
|
^^ |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 56
|
oh I already saw this bullshit |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 70
|
see folks? separating |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 73
|
all of this. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 67
|
I think there's something lost in translation though.... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 86
|
he's been stabbed in both hands... he needs to sit his ass down somewher... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 95
|
RE: I think there's something lost in translation though.... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 100
|
That's ridiculous. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 103
|
dude, bye. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 105
|
You misunderstood...she didn't have a crush on her brother. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 106
|
k |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 108
|
not really, den (and this applies to your roommate) |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 128
|
I still think it's a matter of 'lost in translation'. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 156
|
This the roommate you got a (man)crush on? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 41
|
oh wait, this is *THAT* dude? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 71
|
I swear your life is an urban dramedy waiting to be written...geez |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 43
|
smh, man, you are too old for this type of shit |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 44
|
niggas smoked yo gotdamn cousin and you let that shit ride. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 53
|
FOR HAROLD! |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 107
|
your life appears to be...eventful |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 58
|
^this too. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 65
|
Someone needs to turn this into a drake song. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 60
|
"Do we retaliate?" I'm dying man. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 62
|
LMAO |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 74
|
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO, WTF, I owe u a beer for that one |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 75
|
lol...make it two...and I'm gonna be in the Chi this weekend, too |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 148
|
i laughed out loud |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 78
|
I think I was pretty clear..... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 81
|
Lol. This guy has been stabbed TWICE.... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 85
|
So which way you want it? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 89
|
i would have just hit the brakes and flipped a U from that reply |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 98
|
Hey Chuck.... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 113
|
nah, the downside to working for bigger outlets is that stuff like that |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 135
|
No snark, but how old are you? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 99
|
I was referring to the posts in this thread. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 102
|
canuck, please. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 104
|
Point taken. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 111
|
Dude, no one's justifying the stabbing. |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 121
|
RE: Dude, no one's justifying the stabbing. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 158
|
Collar that dog. You're being hella defensive and willfully ignorant. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 162
|
normal people don't get stabbed.... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 94
|
What world do you live in? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 112
|
One w/o free healthcare, so we don't antagonize crazies... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 114
|
Heard that's working out great down there. |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 118
|
I've only been stabbed 1x in the last 15 years.... |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 124
|
I must be reading this wrong... ndibs you been stabbed before? |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 126
|
think about what YOU just said... |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 125
|
|
normal ppl CALL THE POLICE. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 96
|
Normal, responsible people might get stabbed randomly |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 131
|
lmfao |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 83
|
:-( lolll |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 88
|
LOL. And then there's this ^^^^^^^ |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 116
|
i would kick his azz out |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 63
|
archive |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 66
|
^^^ |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 68
|
this has gotta be a mwasi kitoto/motherburd/tahir + bartek collaboration |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 93
|
LOL |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 123
|
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 149
|
the Jets are gonna get it..the Jets are gonna get it... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 69
|
*dead* |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 76
|
YOU A SHARK?!? WHY I OUGHTA!!!! >:O |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 92
|
LOLOOLOLOL-- |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 109
|
the levels of unmitigated NONSENSE herein... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 72
|
Lol... |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 77
|
you know? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 97
|
Did you give him CPR with the quickness? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 79
|
first world cheesecake factory problems |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 80
|
Wow. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 110
|
again , you just wrote it up as a broadway musical..dir by Fosse |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 132
|
LOL |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 139
|
Stabber took off somewhere. |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 82
|
he/they wouldve already retaliated by now. |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 130
|
You're wrong. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 159
|
Anyone else think Denny should dump Christian gf & get w/his roomie? |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 84
|
being canadian, I'm surprised the stabber didn't apologize mid-stabbing |
|
Mar 05th 2014 | 101
|
lol |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 120
|
Sounds like it's time for a new roommate. Don't let him drag you down |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 117
|
and this the dude u was willing to give ur manhood too?? |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 119
|
we get very selectively elitist around here |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 122
|
in truth, sans clowning, we all are glad Denny and dem are okay |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 133
|
I thought about you when I saw this thread |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 141
|
you live in Canada? |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 143
|
OKP =! REAL LIFE |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 145
|
wat? |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 147
|
Thanks Ric |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 161
|
Have you considered relocation across the country? |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 127
|
I am entertained. |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 129
|
lest we forget:Roomie slapped him in the face |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 136
|
but that's what nromal people do... |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 142
|
*clicks on channel*..."Previously, on 'Denny'..." |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 137
|
Shameless style "here's the shit you missed last week" |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 140
|
this gotta be suburban |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 146
|
lol@told him 2 make a greater effort 2 avoid getting stabbed in his hand... |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 150
|
^^^^ The real gem of the story |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 157
|
some replies are hilarious |
|
Mar 06th 2014 | 154
|
Thanks. |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 160
|
damn dude.. you really trying to turn this into a broadway play |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 163
|
i laughed out loud |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 165
|
& |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 164
|
what does ur girl think of all this? |
|
Mar 07th 2014 | 166
|