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Doronmonkflake
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Wed Mar-09-11 09:36 AM

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"Gaddafi Swag, my nigga."


  

          

Yeah, say what you want about this nigga as an evil dictator/lord of war, whatever.

Real talk? This nigga has actual Doctor Doom Latveria level swag.

http://www.markrileymedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Momar-qadaffi1.jpg

"Nigga, what? Say somethin. I will slap ya mama in the uterissss."

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Muammar+Gaddafi+Meets+PM+Berlusconi+Italian+51EEZmACUUkl.jpg

Lookin like Sgt Pepper in a fight with Rage Against the Machine. Winning.

http://the247news.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/muammar-qaddafi-hands-raised.jpg

Your girl wants to party all the time. With him.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YgzL53mpabw/TWkPulralvI/AAAAAAAAf2M/uHxE-98GuJU/s1600/Gaddafi2.jpg

"Very nice, bitch. Now let's see the other titty."

http://www.watchdog.cz/edit/uploaded/large/Muammar_Gaddafi.png

"My hat's tellin me no... but ma body... ma bahady is tellin me yeeehesss..."

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01441/Gaddafiitaly3_1441008c.jpg

"I can't believe you guys don't get BJs during these meetings. They rool, bro."

Also look at this nigga snow bunny ass nurse.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/Nurse_468x502.jpg
http://www.usbornebookswow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Gaddafi_nurse_Gaylan_Kolotnyts.jpg

Go head and act like you wouldn't fuck.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P1aSfh7IEUE/TBvLeUAvrVI/AAAAAAAAApM/OUab_NhyMJs/s1600/Green_Nuns.jpg

And his virgin bodyguard squad? Yeah, nigga. Silly suicide bombers. Dicks are for the living.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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Gaddafi Swag, my nigga. [View all] , Doronmonkflake, Wed Mar-09-11 09:36 AM
 
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DIPSET PIC
Mar 09th 2011
1
This nigga hired Spike Lee to film his sextapes.
Mar 09th 2011
2
the female bodyguards are the best.
Mar 09th 2011
3
He literally got that shit from Black Panther comics.
Mar 09th 2011
6
ayo, his suit look like Gam from Goldar. he bout to blast off.
Mar 09th 2011
96
mommar...#winning
Mar 09th 2011
4
lol
Mar 09th 2011
5
To Obama: Do you have sex with your bodyguards? I know I do...
Mar 09th 2011
7
combine post.
Mar 09th 2011
8
I don't know how. Let's just keep this one. Fuck the other.
Mar 09th 2011
9
      if u want just
Mar 09th 2011
11
           Nah it's ok. I think this is more apt for my point. The 1st was lame
Mar 09th 2011
15
doing dirty deeds stylishly since '69
Mar 09th 2011
10
Stony Jackson & Mario Van Peebles waitin for him to die
Mar 09th 2011
16
lmao. i just seent this reply. this poast got everythang. stoney
Mar 09th 2011
126
Tito got the blunt, but Mo-mo... juice. *symbolism*
Mar 09th 2011
haha, Tito is smacked, errybody squinting and smiling
Mar 10th 2011
201
them balding bangs gotta go
Mar 09th 2011
12
The bangs alone have seen more pussy than I have.
Mar 09th 2011
17
moving it here: Abdul Fakkadi.
Mar 09th 2011
13
"find the All-spark. In ma pants, byatch!"
Mar 09th 2011
18
cover of his next mix tape .....
Mar 09th 2011
14
This nigga was the original spokesman for British Knights.
Mar 09th 2011
22
      And held controlling interest in Troop.
Mar 09th 2011
29
           This nigga responsible for the Clark Kent remix.
Mar 09th 2011
38
           And renamed a US franchise as Mosqueses Chicken.
Mar 09th 2011
98
                sent bilal to cop the halal 3 pc, spicy, with the desert rub.
Mar 09th 2011
99
                lol
Mar 09th 2011
168
this ni&&a literally is the President of Rhythm Nation.
Mar 09th 2011
19
Weird finger countdowns before arming nukes and shit...
Mar 09th 2011
21
      haha, word. and the numbers playin out differnt speakers in the hq.
Mar 09th 2011
23
           National anthem of Libya: LL Cool J's Doin It
Mar 09th 2011
26
lmao
Mar 09th 2011
20
lookin like he 'bout to Gleam the Cube in the first one
Mar 09th 2011
24
This nigga outfits like he had to fight himself in Street Fighter 2
Mar 09th 2011
27
lookin' like the type to say "My eneMIEEEEEEEESSS" like 'pac n shit.
Mar 09th 2011
25
This nigga kidnapped Karl Kani and the FUBUs in 2004.
Mar 09th 2011
28
      after brokering the Peace Treaty between the Kani and FUBUs.
Mar 09th 2011
32
           This nigga chin got Conan bumped offa late night.
Mar 09th 2011
35
he got a Van Grack Tux w/ an iPad on the lapel an shit:
Mar 09th 2011
30
got bioengineering labs where they grow spinach in the shape of Africa.
Mar 09th 2011
31
I SAW DAT SHIT!!! AND I DIED!!!!
Mar 09th 2011
36
look @ em glasses! #swag #swag
Mar 09th 2011
154
did you know 2.6% of Libya's GDP is from Perm Exports?
Mar 09th 2011
33
His cabinet is of 2 kindsa people. Bad bitches and Bronner Bros.
Mar 09th 2011
34
his secret police set up Mohandas Dewese on tax charges in the US
Mar 09th 2011
37
This nigga killed Owen Hart to get at Bret Hart's shade collection.
Mar 09th 2011
43
      Bono STAY trying to keep up (nope)
Mar 09th 2011
90
           Gaddafi sabotagin the Spiderman musical cause he keep tryin.
Mar 09th 2011
93
Libya's flag got scrolls that say Dark & Lovely
Mar 09th 2011
39
cut a petrol deal w/ johnson & johnson to skirt the Dax embargo of '83
Mar 09th 2011
44
      This nigga set MJ head ablaze cause he was gettin too big.
Mar 09th 2011
46
           i'll be DAMN if its another ni&&a more known for the jheri curl. *poof*
Mar 09th 2011
59
                He broke up New Edition cause The General wore the same coat.
Mar 09th 2011
63
                     he had Colonel Abrams court martialed.
Mar 09th 2011
84
http://www.topnews.in/files/moammar_gaddafi.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
40
onliest world leader w/ a cabinet position called: Minister of Doo Rags
Mar 09th 2011
41
"I dare you to sniff this one next..."
Mar 09th 2011
42
http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gaddafi-hat.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
45
"Try to read my thoughts now, Charles..."
Mar 09th 2011
47
^^^ slept on reply.
Mar 20th 2011
212
b*tches on my dick cuz i look like M'uad Dib/
Mar 09th 2011
49
*dead*
Mar 09th 2011
51
THANK YOU BASED GADD(AFI)
Mar 09th 2011
80
LOL!!
Mar 20th 2011
213
^^^^
Mar 09th 2011
108
I was here.
Mar 09th 2011
112
ayo!
Mar 09th 2011
169
he just said fuckit..took khaki to the next level.had his skin linenized
Mar 09th 2011
54
I just spit Diet Coke at this.
Mar 09th 2011
57
How your skin courtesy of Little Big World?
Mar 09th 2011
58
his 10 year plan calls for him to eventually get to ultrasuede.
Mar 09th 2011
64
      only nigga to have models as suede protectant.
Mar 09th 2011
68
           still salty that Jobs rejected his *burlaptops* concept
Mar 09th 2011
70
                Called PotatosacBooks?
Mar 09th 2011
71
                     i ordered the suspect mound of dirt+3 rocks/stray wire..security feature
Mar 09th 2011
73
^^^ Chairman of the UN High Commission on Embroidery.
Mar 09th 2011
66
^^^ type ni&&a to cold diss your threadcount. nm
Mar 09th 2011
67
his 3,468 bars wit no chorus verse on the UNSpeech mixtape was crazy
Mar 09th 2011
48
i'm trouble, mayne/ you bitches cain't see my stubble game/
Mar 09th 2011
52
      Your girl cum, I jus give her the giggle like Barney Rubble mane
Mar 09th 2011
55
           Your economy struggle while ma erl stay bubbling...
Mar 09th 2011
65
                Approval rates drop, but my swag like doubling...
Mar 09th 2011
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                     un trying to talk about no fly?/my ladies gonna be sure them birds high
Mar 09th 2011
74
                          And underneath my durag, nigga, I hides my third eye
Mar 09th 2011
79
                               that's my word (emphat cosigns this absurd reply).
Mar 09th 2011
115
http://robertod.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/gaddafi.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
50
ain't nobody seeing me in my custom Cross Colours. nm
Mar 09th 2011
53
that lapel is only missing a Pen & Pixel dollar sign
Mar 09th 2011
61
fock!
Mar 09th 2011
72
ni&&a set off the Kentemeter at the OAU and delayed the conference
Mar 09th 2011
94
      KENTEmeter, my nigga?!?! I'm dehydratin from the tears.
Mar 09th 2011
97
      Kentemeter? lol...you're killing me with the imagery
Mar 09th 2011
122
           i'm saying. he had on some Armani, saw the Gad an was like, aw shit!!
Mar 09th 2011
130
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
Mar 09th 2011
75
"Bro... can you tell I'm sleep? C'monnnnnnnnnn, bro!!!"
Mar 09th 2011
81
      Dude on the far left is katt williams diarrhea hatin.
Mar 09th 2011
83
           i know. his expression like, 'how he just gonna out SHINE me?'
Mar 09th 2011
88
                and he's prolly listening to 'The Tighten Up', eff a translation...
Mar 09th 2011
111
                     Catch Momo fingerpoppin your mom, you better say "thank you."
Mar 09th 2011
113
his expression is like: *No......FLY ZONE*
Mar 09th 2011
77
why does he look like Kid Khapri here though......
Mar 09th 2011
82
why does he heave a coke nail on his right pinky
Mar 09th 2011
91
      because the left is his Polo hand.....duh.
Mar 09th 2011
100
^^^ personally financed the Shiny Suit Era of Hip Hop. if you look,
Mar 09th 2011
92
Started and squashed East/West beef cause his cable went out.
Mar 09th 2011
95
He gonna take over the Zulu Nation if Libya doesn't work out
Mar 09th 2011
141
his riches are based in oil... Pink Oil.
Mar 09th 2011
56
Condoleeza was a loaner from his stable. You're welcome.
Mar 09th 2011
60
Hip-Hop Respects Women!: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42367000/...
Mar 09th 2011
62
my man's wardrobe is CRAZY Hyman.......
Mar 09th 2011
76
He loans his wardrobe dude out for Divas Live.
Mar 09th 2011
78
lol....
Mar 09th 2011
87
^^^ i get this. and emphatically cosign it. well, minus the titties. nm
Mar 09th 2011
85
only member of The Sylvers to go into World Domination.
Mar 09th 2011
86
Tried in the Hague. Got off with a Misdemeanor.
Mar 09th 2011
89
      never got over losing out on that Shalamar gig...
Mar 09th 2011
105
           Turned out Jody Watley's sister for kicks. Performs as Midori now.
Mar 09th 2011
107
Wild Hunnids Swagtastic.
Mar 09th 2011
101
has a 101 dalmation fur kufi/cape combo for special occasions
Mar 09th 2011
102
Tix on sale for Libya's 89th Annual Momo Day Swagtacular
Mar 09th 2011
103
      the swag was foretold. shoutout to shadout mapes who hold his capes.
Mar 09th 2011
109
           i got as far as palm tree swagger......lol
Mar 09th 2011
110
Momie in the Middle......wehr he at? in the middle......
Mar 09th 2011
104
He recorded it first. Thus you never seen Monie Love again.
Mar 09th 2011
106
dude looks like this:
Mar 09th 2011
114
all joking aside. his swag is off the meat rack
Mar 09th 2011
116
that's why this poast is great. its ineffable. and uneffwitable. nm
Mar 09th 2011
117
      Real talk. The Avengers are prolly after dis nigga raht nah.
Mar 09th 2011
118
ordered a hit on the whole Jerry Springer crowed after a paternity ep
Mar 09th 2011
119
Told Maury if he do anything but patern/weird crush shows
Mar 09th 2011
121
oh shit, i tweeted this post to him & the BasedGad responded:
Mar 09th 2011
120
so i'm thinking to my self, 'Self, what's GaddafiSWAG driving?'
Mar 09th 2011
123
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/09/rocket10.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
124
this is soo official. Racer X shades + a Kufi Compartment makes
Mar 09th 2011
125
First car to run on Midichlorians.
Mar 09th 2011
129
      ayo, if a car could have a kufi?? this would be it.
Mar 09th 2011
133
           This nigga pulled out a dragon fang and told his engineers:
Mar 09th 2011
136
           UNSMACKABLE. n/m
Mar 09th 2011
137
                he commissioned J*Davey to saing that at a command performance,
Mar 09th 2011
146
                     libyan schools teach 1 language: game
Mar 09th 2011
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                          dispatchin' em to lure folks like clinton and berlusconi into traps.
Mar 09th 2011
159
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/09/90253447_opt.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
144
      dude. desert eagle on the hood == SWAGgasm. dayum that go
Mar 09th 2011
145
           the headlights even face fwd?it's xmas lites in front/hi-beams on the si...
Mar 09th 2011
147
                its so he can give less Swagtastic cars the *side-eye* O_o
Mar 09th 2011
155
type ni&&a to commission Cynthia Horner to write his official bio.
Mar 09th 2011
127
lol....`
Mar 09th 2011
132
      This nigga got his own magazine. Called I Beat Tigers.
Mar 09th 2011
134
           and yet he granted political asylum to Dee Barnes.
Mar 09th 2011
140
^^^ gave the Libyan Medal of Freedom to Don Cornelius.
Mar 09th 2011
128
This nigga forbid Prince to speak to Dick Clark on Am bandstand.
Mar 09th 2011
131
this nigga got a white daughter name Aisha (nbs**). Swagdiculous:
Mar 09th 2011
135
Oh shit, wasn't she on VIP?
Mar 09th 2011
138
http://www.yalibnan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gaddafi-in-trouble-30...
Mar 09th 2011
142
      son went straight Jafar on that one. Princess Jasmine got the court
Mar 09th 2011
143
RE: Gaddafi Swag, my nigga.
Mar 09th 2011
139
this post is 100
Mar 09th 2011
148
http://stellafox84.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gadaffi_style_051.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
150
Purple Rein meets.....pee pee dance
Mar 09th 2011
152
oOO i'm just burnin, doin the pee pee dance <- y his guards r virgins
Mar 09th 2011
166
^^^ hired Raekwon as his personal chef type ni&&a.
Mar 09th 2011
157
      Only built for Libyan, Cuban or Venezuelan Links ass ni&&a.
Mar 09th 2011
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http://stellafox84.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gadaffi_style_01.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
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http://tinypic.com/r/2uotoua/7
Mar 09th 2011
153
nigga, you crazy? my epaulet game crazy/ sky blue unis like the
Mar 09th 2011
163
dude thank you. u making a shitty day go a lil better
Mar 09th 2011
165
5 Star Commodore Commander in Chief Player style
Mar 09th 2011
167
      Lionel Richie hand stitched that shit for him on consignment, yo.
Mar 09th 2011
170
      playin Global Stratego on a Commodore Vic 20 hooked up to a Vizio
Mar 09th 2011
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           he went to 5 Star Swag Camp as a 7th grader at Tripoli Middle.
Mar 09th 2011
172
                one of only 2 dudes that Sonny Vaccaro flew to the desert to visit.
Mar 09th 2011
173
                     ya know how Farrakhan's kid plays at a school that rocks orange uniforms...
Mar 10th 2011
193
                          MO! plus folks thought he came from the urrea. but DC is where
Mar 10th 2011
206
Vanity Fair was trying too hard in this article (link)
Mar 09th 2011
156
but the story behind the pic on his uniform is worth highlighting...
Mar 09th 2011
178
      basically Mo-mo went to CPAC with a pic of Nat Turner on his lapel
Mar 09th 2011
179
           like when Martha Stewart when she got out the bing. (gully + CRAFTY)
Mar 10th 2011
185
and i am REALLY feelin' his SdymeW security forces.
Mar 09th 2011
160
only nation where RideOrDieBitch is an official military rank. its way
Mar 09th 2011
161
      nah....if it's ride or die....it's rt above the privates
Mar 09th 2011
162
           brains of the operation...specially trained in observation an copulation...
Mar 09th 2011
164
He gave Ric Flair a piece of his swag.
Mar 09th 2011
174
just a piece. you see Flair don't got the kufi & kool moe's, but he stil...
Mar 09th 2011
176
poetx blew this post out the frame.....like Pan Am Flight 103.
Mar 09th 2011
175
nah, Doronmonkflake set this off. and stirs kilt it, too. and the colone...
Mar 10th 2011
187
WHY did I wait to read this post? WHY?
Mar 09th 2011
177
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2009/08/qaddafi-0908-ps14.jpg
Mar 09th 2011
180
^^^ portrait of the swag as a young man. nm
Mar 09th 2011
181
GGL: Garrison Gangster Lean.
Mar 09th 2011
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I am entertained.
Mar 09th 2011
182
60 on my dick cause I look like Momar
Mar 09th 2011
184
archive...lmao
Mar 10th 2011
186
http://i55.tinypic.com/25alq8k.jpg
Mar 10th 2011
188
he got a secret prison fulla Fashion Fair designers for shit like this.
Mar 10th 2011
189
he flew Lamont McElmore in to take club flicks.
Mar 10th 2011
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      he lumped hype williams eye @ whoo ha
Mar 10th 2011
203
http://www.canada.com/news/3887991.bin
Mar 10th 2011
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let's review Africa patterned khaki military cut shit?
Mar 10th 2011
209
http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/072...
Mar 10th 2011
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RE: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images...
Mar 10th 2011
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      RE: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images...
Mar 10th 2011
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           RE: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images...
Mar 10th 2011
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                RE: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images...
Mar 10th 2011
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                     RE: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images...
Mar 10th 2011
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                          wild libya rachi hunnid swag cook based
Mar 10th 2011
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                               #MLOC.
Mar 10th 2011
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yall are insane btw
Mar 10th 2011
194
This post might as well have had "Paging poetx" in the title.
Mar 10th 2011
202
you know? i had my conf calls muted AWL damn day. this poast
Mar 10th 2011
205
...that pic of Mo with the 'ella? wolf ghip KTA (not golf wang- but clo...
Mar 10th 2011
207
http://bit.ly/i5KWNP
Mar 11th 2011
210
^^^G's before B's...^^^
Mar 10th 2011
208
I'm pretty sure Gaddafi got the first ever plane with an escalator on it
Mar 11th 2011
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