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"kefka really was a fucking loon. (final fantasy talk)"


  

          

a part of me is mad that sephiroth stole this nigga's thunder.

sephiroth had a purpose and everything.
he had a big ass long sword. nohomopause.
and he wore S&M outfits. which was the first of many homo FF character outfits.
i'm saying. dude was fucking brilliant.

but kefka. i mean. he said "i have no purpose in life. i just want to destroy the earth. i mean. sephie's sword couldn't even wink at the light of judgement, son. KEFKA HAD A CULT.

and even after that. sephiroth stole a lil bit of thunder from seifer, if he didn't pussy out after he cut one of your FUCKING SUMMONS IN HALF, he coulda been a contender.

like i swear seifer would have been the final boss of the game. they threw in that lame ass ultimecia bullshit. i'd have been satisfied with edea as a final boss. but noooo they decide to turn edea into a mother figure and (surprise!!) oh shit! we all stayed in the same fucking orphanage??!!?

ugh. anyway. after that, they could have made seifer somehow more powerful than ever, maybe even killing edea, him wanting to be a knight and all.


anyway.


kefka was a fucking loon.
sephiroth stole his shine.
seifer, due to wack plot development, made him out to be a pussy.
i never really played 9, but i hear it was fantastic.
X just fucked me up. I FOUGHT A 20 STORY VERSION OF THE MAIN CHARACTER'S DAD. how silly does that sound?

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kefka really was a fucking loon. (final fantasy talk) [View all] , PlanetInfinite, Mon May-15-06 08:24 PM
 
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sidenote: I was talking with my brother last night about FFVIII
May 15th 2006
1
the irony.
May 15th 2006
2
      RE: the irony.
May 15th 2006
3
You just made RPG's sound semi-cool to me
May 15th 2006
4
difference between a stand-alone and a MMO....
May 16th 2006
29
kefka >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sepiroth
May 15th 2006
5
Kefka on the floating continent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jenova
May 15th 2006
6
Are you takin the piss?
May 16th 2006
56
      i PISS Espers.
May 17th 2006
67
how he gonna kill general leo
May 15th 2006
7
don't even mention that man.
May 15th 2006
8
RE: how he gonna kill general leo
May 16th 2006
16
no kidding, leo was a hoss n/m
May 17th 2006
70
RE: kefka really was a fucking loon. (final fantasy talk)
May 15th 2006
9
HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!
May 15th 2006
10
not just the laugh, but his laughing animation
May 16th 2006
11
      the animation for the characters was unreal for how bad the technology i...
May 17th 2006
76
Kefka's Tower was a bitch if your levels were low
May 16th 2006
12
you mean theTower of Fanatics?
May 16th 2006
15
      It aint any fun with using Moogle Charm mayne
May 16th 2006
20
           Moogle Charm is one of the top 5 relics in any Final Fantasy
May 16th 2006
23
           Economizer was the best
May 16th 2006
24
           Gem Box pwns the economizer
May 16th 2006
40
           RE: Moogle Charm is one of the top 5 relics in any Final Fantasy
May 16th 2006
46
                dude
May 16th 2006
48
                     how the mighty have fallen
May 16th 2006
50
                          that was like a year ago
May 16th 2006
51
           i got SO pissed when i spent 45 minutes getting to the top.....
May 17th 2006
73
                RE: i got SO pissed when i spent 45 minutes getting to the top.....
May 17th 2006
79
Speaking of FFVI
May 16th 2006
13
nope. can't beat chupon.
May 16th 2006
14
yea i'm pretty sure the brontosaurus is beatable
May 16th 2006
18
Brontosaurus is definitely beatable, Chupon is a different story
May 16th 2006
22
i always use
May 16th 2006
25
man i could never get the brontosaurus to appear.....
May 17th 2006
71
      Sabin was an unstoppable beast in my game
May 18th 2006
93
Floating Continent gives me nightmares to this day.
May 16th 2006
17
i remember the first time i played
May 16th 2006
19
thank god you used his name actually
May 16th 2006
21
      RE: thank god you used his name actually
May 16th 2006
27
      Edgar spits that line in South Figaro
May 16th 2006
31
      south figaro. edgar says it during shadow's introduction.
May 16th 2006
33
           yessah
May 16th 2006
42
                Shadow = gangsta
May 18th 2006
103
i stopped playing when that segment hit
May 16th 2006
35
Frankly, you beat Floating Continent, you more or less beat the game.
May 17th 2006
85
      Did he ever accomplish it?
May 18th 2006
94
      Yep... don't ask me how; unless he had LESS of a HS life than me.
May 18th 2006
97
           now that is commitment!
May 18th 2006
102
      FUCK i'm going to try that.
May 18th 2006
107
Atma Weapon was the shit though
May 18th 2006
95
      Atma Weapon was a BEEEEYATCH as well.
May 18th 2006
98
           BEEEYATCH as in a weak ass bitch?
May 18th 2006
115
FFIV has the best score in the series
May 16th 2006
26
I'll give you those, but
May 16th 2006
32
that shit was retarded
May 17th 2006
60
Kids Run Through City Corner
May 17th 2006
65
      Id put FF Tactics right along there with Xenogears
May 17th 2006
81
      I don't get into that redbook shit
May 17th 2006
90
      Chrono Cross makes my top 5
May 17th 2006
83
           never played it
May 17th 2006
91
                Admittedly it's not better than Trigger
May 18th 2006
101
                     Not even gotdamn close to Trigger, let alone many other RPG's
May 18th 2006
113
                          CC was terrible
May 20th 2006
134
                               i was PISSED
May 21st 2006
137
                               I played Chrono Cross again recently
Sep 01st 2020
143
FFIV's score waas mad underrated
May 16th 2006
58
The Doc is playing X right now....and it's a lot better than recent FFs ...
May 16th 2006
28
i'm saying. the rock music ending theme?
May 16th 2006
34
X is good. really good.
May 16th 2006
39
fuck you lol
May 16th 2006
41
turn based water polo
May 16th 2006
49
this is perhaps one of the best features in any RPG
May 16th 2006
54
      exactly
May 17th 2006
64
it's like 10-20 bucks @ best buy...is it worth coppin?
May 16th 2006
57
      hell yeah, cop that shit!
May 17th 2006
63
      the main character is mad homo, but others are pretty awesome...
May 17th 2006
72
           the FF XII cast does look pretty bad
May 17th 2006
92
                and fucking Gilgamesh from FF5 is in it..
May 20th 2006
132
I never played FF8
May 16th 2006
30
RE: I never played FF8
May 16th 2006
38
definitely play it
May 16th 2006
43
go ahead and play it.
May 17th 2006
59
fun game, the new junction system isnt really all that innovative
May 17th 2006
69
FF8 sucks the flaky cocks of syphillis victims in the 7th circle of hell...
May 18th 2006
99
*PLAYS KEFKAS THEME LOUD IN POST*
May 16th 2006
36
haha! (link!)
May 16th 2006
52
Think I'ma fire up FF6 again, now.
May 16th 2006
37
i hope you're not talking about civilization 4
May 17th 2006
78
I mean Civilization as in... Civilization.
May 17th 2006
84
Would you believe that I effing lost my SNES FFIII cart?
May 17th 2006
82
He made niggaz relocate their castle's n shit
May 16th 2006
44
the guy heals you before the battle starts!
May 17th 2006
61
im still stuck on FF3 on the snes
May 16th 2006
45
renaming the characters: yea or nay?
May 16th 2006
47
used to do it, not anymore, especially since after FF7
May 16th 2006
55
FFVII:
May 17th 2006
62
      lol
May 17th 2006
68
I still shudder at the thought of his laughter
May 16th 2006
53
This man poisoned a whole town's water supply
May 17th 2006
66
See, now you're gonna get me all emotional.
May 17th 2006
87
      i'm at the train part now.
May 17th 2006
88
           Just make sure to suplex it with Sabin
May 18th 2006
114
                duuuuh. i used to love watching the train end up upside down.
May 18th 2006
118
favorite tricks and tips?
May 17th 2006
74
yep. Some Japanese cat actually tipped The Doc to that trick
May 18th 2006
109
      just equip it for 255 battles. then the curse is broken.
May 18th 2006
112
man square needs some new writers/character developers......
May 17th 2006
75
Tidus (FFX) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vaan (FFXII)
May 18th 2006
110
anyone play the PS1 rerelease of FFXI?
May 17th 2006
77
you mean FFVI, and yeh I haven beaten it twice
May 17th 2006
80
      there's another CG scene for the ending
May 18th 2006
100
           There were ridiculuos loading times?
May 18th 2006
121
I'm sorry, but I think this post confirms it: FF6 is the best of the se...
May 17th 2006
86
it's true
May 18th 2006
111
i got through FFIV on the GBA recently..
May 17th 2006
89
i went thru Cave of Trials in Mt Ordeals yesterday
May 19th 2006
131
I think this post has officially put FFVI back on top for me
May 18th 2006
96
Anyone play FF3?
May 18th 2006
104
it's not bad..
May 18th 2006
108
On: FFX-2
May 18th 2006
105
I still love
May 18th 2006
106
Sabins fireball attack?
May 18th 2006
116
AGREED
May 19th 2006
130
      you better levels up those girls then..
May 20th 2006
133
Sorry to ask such a broad question, but what's all the secret shite...
May 18th 2006
117
uhm. well the cursed shield thing.
May 18th 2006
119
umm...how bout Sabin learning his last technique...
May 18th 2006
120
just go to GameFAQ.com
May 18th 2006
122
I remember finding secrets
May 18th 2006
124
      I remember learning secrets from the kids at school
May 21st 2006
138
take your tintinabars to the arena....
May 19th 2006
126
      i remember spending weeks trying to learn all the rage attacks
May 20th 2006
136
Id from Xenogears would eff them all up!
May 18th 2006
123
Yea Kefka was crazy, but dont knock my boy Sephiroth
May 19th 2006
125
random fact: evade % does NOTHING
May 19th 2006
127
Well thats only for the SNES version, it was a glitch in there
May 19th 2006
128
that was a great glitch.
May 19th 2006
129
I never played a FF game
May 20th 2006
135
so I *finally* finished FFX.
May 26th 2020
139
oh, and blitzball is still ass
May 26th 2020
140
whoa, FF8 was actually good.
Aug 29th 2020
141
VIII will always be special to me for the OST alone
Sep 01st 2020
142
the fact that Uematsu composed entire soundtracks of classic RPG music
Sep 02nd 2020
144
      you just reminded me of the jokes we used to have about this
Sep 14th 2020
147
And FFVIII on "hard" is even cooler
Sep 07th 2020
145
      yeah. which is why I found it odd
Sep 08th 2020
146

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