This made my morning.

The fact that we demolished this particular group of knuckleheads and malcontents makes the win so much more satisfying.

The fact that we beat those fools with a 40 piece, after Pokeabear's comments, and now he's basically exiled from the team though?

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I know he's an FA so it's just a matter of not resigning him, but the fact that they shut the door this quickly, this early?

HOLD THAT, FUCKING BUM (c) Klay