I wrote ten concise sentences, clearly formatted and everything.

Twenty seconds of reading, tops.

That's hardly a "buffet". I've already pointed out the way you respond when someone clearly shows that you're wrong, or otherwise takes you to task.

I laid out your entire gimmick, chapter and verse, with clarity, detail and accuracy.

Of course you'll deflect to word count, despite there not being all that many words.

Also, the term you're looking for- and incorrectly, clumsily trying to apply- is "word salad".