... it would take the Warriors .0000001 second to accept. Then they'd all laugh like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

I agree that Melo is a great fit for the Warriors... but I do think they'd be *desperate* to offload Wiggins's inefficient volume scoring, terrible defense, and disgusting contract. If they can get any value out of flipping Wiggins and a top pick in a weak draft class, it'd be an absolute windfall for them. Zero chance the Bulls would actually offer Lavine, as it'd be the biggest Chicago tragedy since Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked over that lantern, but god, would it be funny. The Wiz offering Beal would be funny too.

I don't know how attractive any Wiggins-related package would actually be, but I suppose there are terrible and/or desperate front offices out there.