threatening to suspend Bauer more games for cleats than the entire Astros roster. they are the kings of the losing news cycle.

literally all MLB news that reaches the general public is just them shoving their thumbs up their asses repeatedly. it'd be like the NBA banning Bron from the chalk toss back in the day, or NFL coaches holding a joint press conference on how Mahomes' no look throws go against the unwritten memoir of Bart Starr.