I saw the headline and something said "read this shit aloud." So I started reading it to my wife and she was enthralled. She started to get a little bored as it went on but I said "JUST WAIT" having read ahead slightly and we hit the "I GOT SOMETHING FOR ALL YOU HOES!" part and both fell the fucking out laughing. A+ gossip, already have read three times. Earl Thomas earns the AYDMF award of the day. His wife look like the type of chick I would not cross. Her mustache game stronger than Sid Crosby's.