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Topic subjectKawhi Leonard: "I'm a board man. Board man gets paid."
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2697853, Kawhi Leonard: "I'm a board man. Board man gets paid."
Posted by Frank Longo, Tue Jun-04-19 11:52 AM
The Athletic did a piece on Kawhi's college days, which included this A+ bit about Kawhi's trash talk:

"Tyrone Shelley, guard: Most people say it like, “Oh, I’m about to get buckets on you.” He was just like, “Buckets. Layup.” Just one word.

Shelton: He’d be like, “You’re not scoring. You’re not doing anything.” Or he’d be like, “No, no, no.” He’d just move his feet and say, “No.”

Gay: You couldn’t score on him, so that’s what he would say: “Nope, nope, nope.” And when he would score on you: “Bucket. Bucket.”

LaBradford Franklin, guard: If he was grabbing a rebound, he’d say, “Give me that” or “Board man” or “Board man gets paid.”

Coach Hutson: If I heard it once, I heard it 50 times. “Board man. I’m a board man.” That’s what he said. Absolutely. “I’m a board man. Yeah, I’m a board man. Board man gets paid.” He spoke in phrases like that."

I'M A BOARD MAN. YEAH, I'M A BOARD MAN.

LAYUP. NOPE. BOARD MAN GETS PAID.

Kawhi is the goddamn greatest.

https://uproxx.com/dimemag/kawhi-leonard-trash-talk-board-man-gets-paid/2/

(there's a link to the Athletic piece within the above link, but it's behind a paywall)

2697855, doc rivers is gonna love him. well worth the $50k recruiting tax.
Posted by Reeq, Tue Jun-04-19 12:00 PM
2697860, how much can he love kawhi from afar?
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Tue Jun-04-19 01:03 PM
cause kawhi is staying in toronto
2697864, you tryna convince me or you?
Posted by Reeq, Tue Jun-04-19 02:55 PM
2697896, nah thats just where the rumor mill is at rn
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Wed Jun-05-19 01:15 PM
2697901, That was a bullshit fine. I called him and AD to Clips. Now I dunno.
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Jun-05-19 05:45 PM
I am thinking he signs a 1+1 with Toronto.
2697856, *Immediately added to the lexicon...
Posted by CyrenYoung, Tue Jun-04-19 12:00 PM
..lol.


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...
2697857, and he’s suing Nike for his logo...love this dude
Posted by Dstl1, Tue Jun-04-19 12:16 PM
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2697858, I know he's probably not the acting type
Posted by upUPNorth, Tue Jun-04-19 12:49 PM
but if they're making a Space Jam 2, this needs to be in it!
2697862, Maybe they could get him to play a basketball robot of some sort.
Posted by Frank Longo, Tue Jun-04-19 02:13 PM
2697890, When LeBron is at the free throw line in Space Jam
Posted by The Real, Wed Jun-05-19 11:06 AM
Kawhi needs to come out of the floor as a robot and check in for the Monstars to guard LeBron.

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bFx-urmQDY


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2697891, LOL...I will be copping this to go with my Raptor 4s....
Posted by Dstl1, Wed Jun-05-19 11:14 AM
https://www.raptorshq.com/2019/6/4/18653186/apparel-sale-toronto-raptors-kawhi-leonard-t-shirt-board-man-breaking-t
2698009, Bet Board Man didnt get paid for that shirt
Posted by Ceej, Thu Jun-06-19 08:32 AM
2698014, Lol...nice. There’s so many versions out there, too
Posted by Dstl1, Thu Jun-06-19 08:48 AM
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2697892, Board Man. Board Man. Yeah, that's meeee! - HaHa Davis voice
Posted by Creole, Wed Jun-05-19 11:51 AM
2697897, Seems like he's on the spectrum?
Posted by RagOnMe, Wed Jun-05-19 01:33 PM
Super high-functioning, but yeah
2697985, Nope.
Posted by poetx, Wed Jun-05-19 10:46 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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2697992, Cuz he dont want to talk to your ass? Naw. He's quiet.
Posted by Castro, Wed Jun-05-19 11:18 PM
Like "real g's move in silence like lasagna" quiet.

2698026, LMAO @ pathologizing everyone who just chills and keeps to themself
Posted by Orbit_Established, Thu Jun-06-19 10:07 AM

Jesus Christ

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

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2698029, Right. Sheesh.
Posted by Frank Longo, Thu Jun-06-19 10:18 AM
2698050, To be fair, I've also seen this take from someone with an autistic child.
Posted by Monkey Genius, Thu Jun-06-19 12:12 PM
2698382, That's an entirely worthless anecdote
Posted by Cold Truth, Sun Jun-09-19 01:20 PM
People have a personal experience with something, see similar traits in someone else, and think they have enough information to leap to a diagnosis.

Parents, in particular, are prone to this.

I've seen people in various teaching and mental health professions make similar observations about others, but this a huge problem.

The devil's in the details, and often enough, there is information they do not, and cannot possibly, have to make that determination.
2698032, The hell? Lmao.
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Jun-06-19 10:29 AM
2698052, or just a plain ol introvert? yikes dude
Posted by Amritsar, Thu Jun-06-19 12:24 PM
2698064, RE: Seems like he's on the spectrum?
Posted by RagOnMe, Thu Jun-06-19 01:10 PM
Sheesh is right..I never said it's a defect (nor do I consider it to be that). And it has nothing to do with how little he talks. Quest can talk anyone's ear off, and from reading his book it seems like he's somewhere on there too. I'm talking more about how he processes things. He's kind of a savant when it comes to his sport (just like Messi is with his, and he's widely rumored to be on the spectrum--again it's not a defect).
2698380, Stop justifying that shit. You said a stupid thing. Own it and KIM
Posted by Cold Truth, Sun Jun-09-19 01:15 PM
This armchair diagnostic shit you're doing is deplorable.
2698098, "I don't know what that is but get off it!" (c) Johnny Lawrence
Posted by go mack, Thu Jun-06-19 04:06 PM
lol just reminded me of his first season Cobra Kai quote. Don't sleep on that show!
2698312, see here: Kawhi *can* talk at length
Posted by Rjcc, Sat Jun-08-19 04:36 AM
https://twitter.com/bulls_fanatic1/status/1137222428806012930

he just doesn't want to.


www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
2698314, some people say Gerald Wallace ...uh i dont know.....
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Sat Jun-08-19 07:05 AM
pauuse
pause
pause

lmao
2698332, Serge says Kawhi is a funny guy....
Posted by B.J.S.301, Sat Jun-08-19 12:39 PM
Kawhi really opens up to him in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ze37NCz5oI
2698008, sound like prince playing basketball.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Thu Jun-06-19 08:19 AM
2698059, This is fucking hilarious
Posted by Eric B Is Prez, Thu Jun-06-19 12:57 PM
"He is also certainly part of a government experiment to see if humans would notice when an alien was quietly integrated into society"
2698062, He got asked about it in the Post-game presser lol *link*
Posted by self_ish, Thu Jun-06-19 01:04 PM
https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1136494310755618817


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2698065, Actually ignore my stuff above, I read the guy wrong
Posted by RagOnMe, Thu Jun-06-19 01:13 PM
2698071, lmao, totally straight-faced explanation
Posted by pretentious username, Thu Jun-06-19 01:33 PM
it's great that he doesn't even know how funny this is!
2698159, lol. kawhi is great.
Posted by dula dibiasi, Thu Jun-06-19 09:55 PM
fux w dude heavy. he might be my favorite player right now.
2698313, I’m in this line
Posted by Beezo, Sat Jun-08-19 04:55 AM
>fux w dude heavy. he might be my favorite player right now.
2698172, I wanna not root for him but it's impossible
Posted by benny, Fri Jun-07-19 09:16 AM
btw I never liked that Klaw shit, Board Man is such a great story that I'm sure it's gonna stick for a while
2698344, Apple time. Apple time.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Sat Jun-08-19 04:13 PM
“While with the Spurs, Kawhi was known for his love of red apples. One time after practice everyone de ides to go out for a team dinner. When it was his turn to order, Kawhi waived off the waiter and instead pulled out a bag of 12 red apples. Coach Popovich asked what he was doing and Kawhi simply replied “Apple time, Apple time.” He then ate all 12 apples with a knife and fork.“

Wow. I get why he and Pop fell out now. Pop uses those dinners as his biggest team building thing, and you've got Kawhi sitting there with a damn cello bag of apples.
2698361, The lesson, as always, is that I’m an idiot.
Posted by magilla vanilla, Sat Jun-08-19 09:42 PM
2698363, Kawhi is the blue collar board man
Posted by calij81, Sun Jun-09-19 01:26 AM
I am so thankful I got to watch him play at SDSU and am genuinely happy for him. It’s been great watching him grow and expand his game, especially offensively from SDSU to San Antonio to Toronto. This success is hard earned, couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
2698448, Of course I approve of another Spurs-delivered Savior as 'Klaw'
Posted by Dr Claw, Mon Jun-10-19 09:53 AM