Though I kind of hate this version of plus-minus, -3.1 IS way worse than -.2.

And this is a dumb argument that you're making because your team just made a shitton of roster upgrades and you're feeling yourself regarding your non-shooting ball handler whose job just got like 70x easier. If Tatum had as many touches in an offense that allowed him to never take tough shots, his stats would line up much more favorably to Simmons's, and you know this.

Simmons is great, Tatum is great, and they'll both be really good for a long time. Calm down.