I was with some friends at Dave & Busters on a Wednesday night. Draymond rolls in around 1 AM-- this was shortly after he'd signed his big extension. We were all drunk and stupid and we couldn't stop geeking out that Draymond was a mid-week Dave & Busters kind of dude.

One of our friends was a girl who had zero fucking clue who Draymond Green is, couldn't have cared less, and was starting to get annoyed by our constant hypothesizing on his favorite and least favorite arcade games and what type of food he'd order at the bar. We left when D&B closed, same as him, and we're still drunkenly talking about him as we all head to the parking garage.

Our female friend approaches Draymond and says, "Excuse me, I don't know who you are, but my friends won't stop talking about you-- would you mind taking a picture with them so they'll shut up?"

TO HIS TOTAL CREDIT, he laughed, was super nice about it, and tolerated our drunken buffoonery for a few minutes. As he was leaving, I screamed, "YOU'RE WINNING IT ALL NEXT YEAR!" drunkenly forgetting as I yelled that he had, in fact, just won it all.

Still, if they win it all this year, I'm going to live in the fantasy that my drunken post-D&B words of inspiration were what helped Dray continue to grow and that their title run was, in fact, all because of me.

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So, in conclusion... top 5.