And missed both.

The first was a long kick, so, you know, fine. He *should* be able to make a 54-yarder, that's what we brought him in to do... but fine, it's longer. More statistically dodgy, I get it.

The second one was inside 50. And it hooked hard. It hooked so hard that I started making excuses, like, "Oh, a gust of wind must've swept into the stadium." Shit looked like Christopher Lloyd from Angels In The Outfield punted that shit to the side in mid-air.

And we've got a winnable game this week. JAGS COULD'VE BEEN 3-2.

Fucking kickers. I'm *still* mad.

And fuck any Steelers fan who bitches to me about Scobee too. Not our fault you cut the hair off of Samson by taking away Scobee's Jaguars jersey. At least y'all have Super Bowls. Leave me alone.