Did you guys realize that today is officially the ten year anniversary of the 2005 Vikings bye week, aka SEX BOAT?

For those who need a recap, what's wrong with you? This was literally our generation's JFK/moon landing combined, only on a boat. But a bunch of underachieving football players brought some hookers on a charter boat and then had sex with the hookers on the boat. That's basically it, but it was something you had to be there for, man.

There was also a bunch of drama on the boards about it, because some threads got locked and people just went NUTS. Did Zeno get banned during that time? I think he did, shit just wasn't the same. It was bonkers.

I assume ESPN is using today as an opportunity to announce their next 30 for 30 "When Lake Minnetonka was Valhalla: The Great Sex Boat of 2005" (directed by Albert Magnoli) later, but let's use this as a space to reminisce, talk about our favorite conspiracy theories, and talk about how the Sex Boat changed your life personally.

Where he described Bryant McKinnie putting a girl on the bar and going down on her. He called it "running through the okra patch."

Is there ANY doubt Bryant McKinnie is/was the physical embodiment of DA YOO in the 21st century? Only thing that could've been better is if he was wearing his full length man fur while doing it (note, if he wasn't, don't tell me.)

Didn't Jacoby Jones get clocked over the head w/ a bottle from a peeler on his party bus a while back?

So obviously, he wasn't doing anything. He was ENGAGED, stop trying to get him in trouble.

Froze The Vikings Sex Boat alias just because it hasn't been used in ten years. The nerve.

Side note: oh my God I feel old. I remember okp things from ten plus years ago.

Actually it's more like 15 plus years. Shout out to Tinky Winky and Lazer Tagging Black Lillies.

I am so old.

What even is my life?

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

Post on first plane when we thought it was an accident. Then the second hit

>Did
>Zeno get banned during that time? I think he did, shit just
>wasn't the same. It was bonkers.


Did the ban live forever ever?

That's pretty harsh if that's the case. I almost want to see what was posted to cause a lifetime ban if that's the case.

..no one has ever been banned because of their antics on OKS.

he's just exaggerating for the sake of revisionist history (poast).


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

... he never would've been banned.

But he didn't. So he did. Sigh.

but were you the moderator back then?

..contrary to popular belief, there have only been a handful of people banned from OKP.

yes, there have been occasions where we've put people on ice (a temporary timeout), and even those incidents were well after initial warnings were ignored. anyone posting on okp about how they were once banned is lying to you.



*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

i don't remember the details, other than the mods felt we were getting too off topic in too many posts and people through a shit fit, in part because some of the legendary aliases from GD showed up and helped us party. If someone else remembers more of the details, I'd love a refresher, because the partying and subsequent backlash was high message board comedy.

I think he just sort of left on his own eventually.

He popped in, said his piece, kept it moving

Dude was an asshole but we all were back then,
we were kids


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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "

Reportedly, a player (Nate Burleson? Probably Nate Burleson) yelled at one of the bartenders for running out of Grey Goose. In that time, amateur Sex Boat sleuths have come up with a number of theories as to what happened. Some of the most popular:

-Koren Robinson drank it all. PRO: He was a raging drunk who had just been cut from Seattle for raging drunkenness, who else would do it? CON: He had just signed with the team and may not have been close enough with anyone to get invited. also, 05 was the best season of his career, which completely runs counter to everyone else on the boat and how shitty they were that season.

-Pat Williams snuck it all away under his belly fat. PRO: Easily could have fit 4-5 bottles just in his stomach, and when you add his neck and arm folds in there? Very plausible. CON: Or was that Kevin Williams? Or Moe Williams?

-A backup running back stole them all to save on his upcoming nuptials. PRO: Weddings are expensive, anywhere you can cut costs could be huge. CON: He was engaged, stop snitchin.

-Troy Williamson broke all of the bottles. PRO: Grey Goose bottles are slightly football-shaped, and Williamson's inability to hold on to anything resembling a football with his tiny infant hands is well documented. CON: Unknown if this extends to things he's picking up from a bar or only things thrown to him.

VERDICT: Matt Birk probably drank it and then yelled at everyone for being abortion-loving gay Mexicans or something. Fuck Matt Birk.

no actually, only you guys.

im still a spring chicken.

this website and message board are as old as the Things Fall Apart album. If memory serves me right, this website was established as promotion for that album.

Kind of surprising that album wasn't reprinted recently for vinyl to celebrate its anniversary. Would have been nice to cop some of the different album covers in larger vinyl cover format.

I bought a single for "The Ultimate" and saw okayplayer.com in the liner notes...it was a wrap from there. That was Sep. '99.

>I bought a single for "The Ultimate" and saw okayplayer.com
>in the liner notes...it was a wrap from there. That was Sep.
>'99.

man, those were the days.

Take a gander at this forearm tattoo, and trust me you'll be interested:

https://instagram.com/p/8bL6JgBLbi/

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All I'll say is "can you dig it"

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=21140&mesg_id=21140&page=12

Purposely uninvited? Did he decline because it wouldn't work with his "system?" Worried that there might be consensual sex around him and didn't want to get grossed out?

I was a freshman at Cal when I was first introduced to the powers of Minnetonka sex boating. Definitely one of my favorite and most memorable moments on here.

The Tyranny of King Cyren notwitshtanding, we ended 2004 on the U of M "bust and gust: http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=1273&mesg_id=1273&listing_type=search

And ended 2005 with Sex Boat. Lo, did we not understand how blessed we were?

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO IT

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=1273&mesg_id=1273&listing_type=search#1347

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

that I ever personally witnessed happening.

Back when I used to actually make posts and not just harass Cereffusion:

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=21&topic_id=27477#27486

not quite 2005, but same era

http://i.imgur.com/jMvEFER.jpg

edit - look how active the boards were...the whole front page was new posts/responses.
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http://i.imgur.com/Gj5Wy56.jpg

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DUHONGIBLES

I had to Google to determine he was a player in the NBA. Had no idea he was an assistant coach in the d-league.

Forgot Sean Payton was set to be Raiders head coach until Parcells advised him not to take the gig.

Sean really, REALLY, owes Tuna one

of the day the aliases came to OKS, conquered, and then died.

what was that post about anyway? i just remember the fun and carnage, but not the cause.

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Its 2014...there are computers in glasses and people stunt after hitting the ball far. Get over it. -Cenario
It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious

And it just spun completely out of control.

Unless I'm thinking of a different poast.

thank you. even better now that i remember the backstory
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Its 2014...there are computers in glasses and people stunt after hitting the ball far. Get over it. -Cenario
It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious

Bignick vs. Basa. Aliases. Racism. OE vs. Michaelo. Everything possible.

And then it was deleted.

...it would be to bring that post back.

imo, the greatest po(a)st ever, in the history of posts and greatness.

Had this been in the age of Goodell, the entire team would've been suspended for the rest of the season. We had NO idea what was coming to the NFL next.

such a good post.

Just last night in the shower a loud voice in my head said "Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

What a glorious incident and a glorious thread. You know it inspired the Rex Ryans and Shady McCoys of the world.

HILARIOUS...