Was gonna write more commentary and make it more of an article, but transcribing this shit takes forever....Enjoy.






The Survivor Draft is a time of fun and pandemonium.Hands down my favorite fantasy league here are some of the best text messages from the draft.


Apparently we really like movies...

Longo
"just got home from movie, walking my dog"
(next morning)
"best part of the trade I get to go to the movies this morning."
"He's at the movies. He's taking the six hours." (on Ba that evening)
"He (Ba) just got out. Should pick soon. Ceej just entered a movie tho. A long one."
"So Ceej is on a long movie?" - Me
Longo (instantly) "The judge. 2:20" Love how this fool knew the time instantly

"Whooooooops thought SOU was south Texas lmao." My bad (On telling me to text Robe at 5am)

Sat Oct 18 4:33
"So I just got out of the movie. Your last couple hours sounded fun" (referring to my botched queue favors pick. -




"IF FSU covers I win 1.2k. Too bad it wont happen." (earlier Saturday)
(about 2 hours later...)
"Ha. you picking now?" - Longo
"yep" - me
"What pick is this?"- Longo
"52" - me
"Fuck I'm at a club. Lemme Look" - Longo
"lol. dont worry man I'll just pick." - me
"Whoa hold up hold up now. Lol. What do you want?"
"and yea I suck. I'm drunk and pouting over FSU loss lol"

The thought of Frank awkward white guy dancing with dad jeans at the club while looking furiously at his phone cracks me up.


"My pick aint coming up in the next 15. Im gonna take my dog for a walk. Only telling you for some reason everyone picks in the next two minutes. lol."

"Lol im driving down Sunset right now. i cant set contingences right now."

"Surprised at some of the guards who went before Farmar, honestly."


Cenario
"this trade aint make no sense lol. Im not in love with Curry but I'll take him." -


Boogs getting his usua Eeyore routine on.

There was a great exchange when Boogs and I were negotiatin the trade but its too hard to transcribe.


"My 4th starter is gonna be like tayshaun prince lol"
"let's reverse teh trade lol"
"Ugh. This trade sucks."
"worst big 3 ever."

later...

"took Kyle completeing the worst big 3 ever assembled. Now I can ignore the draft for a few days.lol.
This was a dumb trade for me lol"
"lets reverse the trade! lol I want the picks you have."
"damn my team is gonna be shitty. Ill be lucky if I get a decent starting 5.

later...

"Why did I do this trade I hate you."

later...

"might be a good deal for Frank. He still picks 3 times more before I do lol. I got fleeced in that deal with you HAHAHHAHAHHA."

later...

"Why did I do this trade with you lol."
The more I look the dumber i was."

later...

"Ive already given up on this season."
"Youll get excoited again once you see whats available."
No I wont itll be shtty. Starting F Vince Carter. lol"

"Ugh this tarde was the worst idea ever. Def a better deal for you."

"Lol I might have the worst team in the league."



RBO
"at the fair bro. And just got 2 candied apples."


Matty.
"really lame dude."

"another year with no bones thrown my way brother." (referring to make taking Bogs trade and him never having a top 5 pick in 10 years lol)

"yure a scoundrel."

"fuckin lame man."




Beathustla
"gonna be ut for a couple of hours. Hit me up when its getting close to my turn so I can rush my daughter out of the mall.
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Ceej

"Youre up"- me
"Just finished half marathon, gimme a few."- Ceej
What was your time?-Me

Attached is a picture of Ceej's home Sunday football viewing setup. Check out the big screen.