Yawn. Same old shit. They’re soooo fucking concerned with ratings, why, fuck making new superstars, just run the same old shit into the ground like always and hope it gains them another .2 on those ratings!

Hell, they couldn’t even build up some tension and give Cena a halfway decent win. Just, you know, stay out of the action for 5 minutes and come from out of nowhere to bust A.A’s on Kane and Orton and snatch the title. Ho-hum.

BUT CENA SELLS ALL THIS MERCH!!!

Yeah, he sells all that merch regardless of whether or not he’s champ. He literally doesn’t need the title at all, but other guys could benefit from it, and they could, I dunno, build up another guy or three who starts selling merch in higher numbers while Cena still rakes in money for the company by the truckload.

What a fucking mess.

More Kane. Yawn. Yeah, they really needed a run-in a match with 6 other guys who could have played a big role in that finish (like… I dunno, Ziggler, the guy Seth has had like 3-4 matches with in the last month, perhaps?).

Whatever. At least it was only 9.99.