2682409, My guy....lemme put you on to the experience in a nutshell Posted by Orbit_Established, Fri Dec-21-18 11:08 PM
I went ahead and threw a risky no-look in traffic, asked the barber to taper my baby fro
It's Friday, right before the holidays...fuck it!
Sat in the chair.
I just closed my eyes....opened them 20 mins later..
............................
.........................Opened my eyes:
I looked good! I mean, high school quarterback-lite.
Barber took the mirror out, I took the head swerve to peep all the 360 angles....all was fine and then:
BAM!!!
I see a bald spot erupting right at *that* spot on my head. It's in the back of my head, so I never peeped it.
Deflated.
Don't get me wrong...not a swiss cheese bald spot...it don't always appear but it had an aggressive moment
Now I'm paranoid, texting niggas, like "How long I had this bald spot!?!? Y'all ain't told me!?!? Why!?!?"
It went from a dream to a nightmare in about 1.4 seconds
I'm sitting here frustrated
I got a big dark skinned nigga african head, but its round and I look cool bald, so I'm not afraid to come to the essence with it, but I'm going out like Chavez in Young Gunz, fuck it
Hope you're well, D, you're a nice dude, thanks for listening, you James Blake looking ass nigga
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